Has anyone stopped to consider that the reason he isn’t paying any attention to his naked girlfriend is because Miranda Kerr doesn’t have the parts he’s really interested in? He didn’t pay any attention to me either. Because I don’t have a prick. Just saying. Though it was awfully nice that the David Jones people paid for a nice room and golf and hired that photographer to follow them around and cronicle a whole day of minimal interaction while he was on the phone with his boyfriend. Who does have a prick, btw. And gets a lot of attention. Trust me.
The genius who produces the Kate Bosworth impersonation thingy on Livejournal finally wrote another damn post. It’s been a while! They should post more often because I need to laugh. That person kills me. They probably think I’m a giant retard for gushing about them so often, but their stuff is damned hilarious. Mean, but hilarious. Sorry Orlando, but this made me giggle:



July 5, 2008 at 5:46 PM
she/he has gone downhill tho
July 6, 2008 at 3:11 PM
I really need to bookmark that blog.
July 6, 2008 at 7:22 PM
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ ajajjaajja
July 6, 2008 at 11:56 PM
Ha!!
July 9, 2008 at 7:51 AM
That’s funny! My boyfriend Orlando (i can share w/Anners) is an adorable boy who needs an adorable girl (Naomie Harris?) worthy of him. Miranda Dingo-Curr is soo skanky and gross she would turn any guy the other way. I will count the days until ORLANDO IS FREE of her dingo curse! FREE ORLANDO! FREE ORLANDO! FREE ORLANDO! FREE ORLANDO! FREE ORLANDO! FREE ORLANDO!
July 9, 2008 at 9:09 AM
Share with Anners?
July 9, 2008 at 9:56 AM
^ with Anners, Wanda, Caiters, Joders, Ali-ers, Jaded, Vy and Sidi, Co!