Lily Put Her Hair Back
The following is what I pulled from Lily Allen’s latest MySpace post:
* She changed her hair because she was sick of the pink and also because she didn’t want to turn up at her Grandmother’s funeral with pink hair. Good move, Lilers! 
* This picture was taken in her brand new flat. I like the fireplace somethin fierce!
* She wants you people over in the UK to stop stabbing other people. Seriously! Every time I go to the Daily Mail site it’s full of blood and horror. Knock that shit off!
The Long Goodbye
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken the eph up! Noooo! Why does God allow such things to happen to good people? He was so nerdy and kind! She was no nerdy and kind, too. Damn. All is not bad, though. A source told US Magazine that these two are “still friends.”
Oh, goodie!
By the way, Drew and her ex fell in lurve on the set of He’s Just Not That Into You, which will be bombing in February of next year. Ha.
On This Day In History — July 7th
* I just posted these pics because I love Mirandumb Kerr’s shoes so very much! Gosh, she’s so darn cool! Thanks, Malanthers! (for finding this sickness).
1456 – A retrial verdict acquits Joan of Arc of heresy 25 years after her death. That was nice of them.
1846 – Mexican-American War: American troops occupy Monterey and Yerba Buena, thus beginning the United States conquest of California.
1891 – Virginia Rappe, Silent Film Actress, was birthed.
1899 – George Cukor, American director was birthed.
1947 – Alleged and disputed Roswell UFO incident. It so happened!
1953 – Che Guevara sets out on a trip through Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, and El Salvador.
1958 – President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs the Alaska Statehood Act into United States law. W00t! for Alaska.
1969 – Cree Summer (A Different World) was birthed.
2005 – A series of four terrorist explosions occur on London’s transport system killing 56 people, including four suicide bombers.
Katers Is On Vacation…
and this shiz is not fair! Her life is a damn party yet she gets to go on vacation. I hate her! Just kidding. Katers Moss is the bomb and she can do no wrong!
Obviously there is no gossip news to report today…
Don’t Despair, Joders!
British model slag, Jodie Kidd had been unceremoniously dumped by her modeling agency because they think she’s the phatness. Tossers! A slag starts to appease her appetite for delicious stuff with calories and you turn on her ass? I see how it is!
Someone who knows about this sitution better than I do had this to say about it : “She wasn’t looking after herself and piled on weight by eating junk food. It was proving hard to get her any work at all.”
What the phuck ever! Her coke scandal didn’t help much, either, I suppose. Yes, Joders tried to pull a Moss (that means she got caught with blow!), but her blow issues did not result in widespread fame and notoriety like Kate Moss’ did. Think about that for a moment. You’re a model, you get caught seeling blow to a reporter and no one cares except for the people that pay you money. And they show that they care by firing your ass! Sour times!
Her agency put forth this statement: “We’re not representing Jodie any more. She is not modelling at the moment and wants to do more TV presenting.”
They forgot to mention that she’s not modeling at the moment because they ephing denied her the opportunity. Eph tards!
Hey Jude!
Eww! Gross news. Jude Law may be shagging the creature on the right. Its name is Lily Cole and I’m all sorts of disturbed about this. Jude is still a hot piece though, in my book.
Making America proud
The hills slags celebrate the 4th of July the only way they know how – by dressing skankily and acting in an irritating manner (Lauren’s stripy bikini is quite cute tho).
It’s a little depressing to know these girls are role models for so many young girls out there but they are still a major upgrade from Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton. It would just be nice if once in a while one of them said something more intellectual than - ”Oh, your outfit looks so cute today!”
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban welcomed a baby girl into the world recently. They named her Sunday Rose - Congrats to the couple. Looks like Isabella and Connor (from Nicole’s previous marriage) now have a second baby sister.
Nicole’s best friend Naomi Watts currently has a baby boy (Alexander) and is rumoured to be around 4 months pregnant. Maybe soon they’ll be getting the kids together for playdates.
P.S. when is Angelina gonna give birth? It feels like she has been pregnant for years.
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