You’re holding them the wrong way around
I really shouldn’t have said that, it was cruel- it’s just that Spencer scares me somewhat. There is something demonic in his eyes. Here he is with Heidi promoting gun violence and posing like a fool over at the firing range.
“The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and have been proactive in educating themselves. They recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif.” – This definitely worries me – the whole of California better invest in a bullet proof vest coz we all know Spencer has a temper and I can see Heidi firing that thing 3 times by accident when she she reaches into her purse for her car keys.
Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Chloe?
I shoudn’t have watched that creepy ‘Big love’ show the other night.
- I’m sorry for this completely random and re-re post. I’m bored and there is not much happening out in gossip land.
I’m so confused
Does homegirl have a twin sister or something? Coz this can’t be her – I’m mean she looks like she’s gone up 5 cup sizes and her arms and legs don’t seem twiggy anymore - Kate doesn’t even wear sweatpants to walk the dog. That isn’t Jamers either, what is going on?
Perhaps he is her trainer (he does seem to shave his legs) and she’s working out for a movie – or is on a health kick. In any case she looks very fit and active right now (my apologies for sounding like the slag from the skinny website just then).
Hello! Phugly!
As soon as I saw this cover, I knew I’d find it on Go Fug Yourself. I was so right. This shit is all sorts of phugly. All. Sorts. Of. Phugly. Someone at Seventeen hates Blake Lively’s ass!
Save Whorelando (From Himself and The Dingo)
Because I am stupid, silly, and mean, I decided it would be a good idea to keep up a page dedicated to breaking Orlando Bloom and his tainted dingo skank the phuck up. Wanda and Joders are with me on this. So I’ve added a page to the upper right-hand corner. If you have any suggestions for the name of this new page (ghetto messboard) please lemme know. The one I picked kinda sucks.
Does This Phit?
Selma Blair looks super cute. I don’t even mind this outfit that doesn’t fit properly. I mean I’m pretty certain that I’m not supposed to be seeing a flash of her belly right there. Here’s Selma in New York pimping Hellboy II.
Brit’s Back!
The Daily Mail must stop making me laugh. This how they began their article about Britney Spears: “Looking groomed and tanned, Britney Spears was barely recognisable. . .” Jajajajajaja! That’s sad! She does look clean, but she also looks sort of stupid. Hair’s too blonde and the dress and shoes iz bad. But those are material things and nothing material will ever detract from that stellar soul of hers.
Britney is also making another comeback, peoples. Hopefully this one will work out better than her last one. She is currently working with Madonna and shiz and making a video. A source spit out this info regarding this latest project: “The video will be very deep. You’ve never seen Britney like this before. It will blow your mind.”
Does that mean we’re going to see footage of her as a doting mama with human hair? Squee!
Laters, Jamers! :(
So I guess Kate and Jamers really did split up! The Daily Mail is reporting that Kate returned home yesterday from her cute little vacation in Spain and that Jamers showed up an hour later to pack his shiz and leave. All sorts of sadness. Especially since Jamie seems to be underestimating the power of crack. Says a source: “Jamie’s telling friends that it’s not a permanent split – it’s simply that he’s in the doghouse.” He is under the impression that this split is temporary. It so is not! She will be Pete Dirtyho’s crack-guzzling nasty old rag again in about three days.
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