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Laters, Jamers! :(

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So I guess Kate and Jamers really did split up!   The Daily Mail is reporting that Kate returned home yesterday from her cute little vacation in Spain and that Jamers showed up an hour later to pack his shiz and leave.  All sorts of sadness.  Especially since Jamie seems to be underestimating the power of crack.  Says a source:  “Jamie’s telling friends that it’s not a permanent split – it’s simply that he’s in the doghouse.”   He is under the impression that this split is temporary.  It so is not!   She will be Pete Dirtyho’s  crack-guzzling nasty old rag again in about three days.    

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Kate arriving at some Hotel for brunch.  She doesn’t look too broken up about her break-up…

Written by Anners Scribonia

July 9, 2008 at 11:24 AM

Posted in Kate Moss

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  1. is it mandatory for brits to carry around a fullsized brit flag where ever they go?! i mean really if americans had to carry around flags to rep their heritage we’d need steamer trunks b/c none of us are pure-bred… buh i digress..

    i dont get her need to go to a hotel for brunch. i know they hav smaller fridges and shih over there, buh she cant store food in her fridge and cook for her damnself?! alot cheaper!

    petey+kate 4 evah!!

    and why are jamers pants soo tight?! u can see all his binny and then some..

    afersakajamie

    July 9, 2008 at 11:34 AM

  2. For a minute there I thought you were talking about Boz. Isn’t her boyfriend named Jamie? Or am I hallucinating?

    Anyway, I thought we could put our diabolical plan to get Boz and Orly back together into action. You know, so he’ll be hot again.

    Wanda Rizzuto

    July 9, 2008 at 11:53 AM

  3. don’t know if it changes something to the story but the guy went back on tour yesterday…

    lurker

    July 9, 2008 at 1:40 PM

  4. Thanks, lurker! Hee! It prob does but I’m so lazy right now I don’t think I’ll rewrite. :)

    Wanda; yes. Boz is banging a Jamers too. Thank you for the reminder that we’re supposed to be actively trying to split our boyfriend and the dingo up. I should have something up by Friday.

    Anners Scribonia

    July 9, 2008 at 2:02 PM

  5. awww im sooo sorry for jamie he’s a good guy. but its pete & kate forever and ever and ever and ever!

    konst

    July 9, 2008 at 5:12 PM

  6. i’m surprised he can even walk in those tight jeans. i’m not enjoying his camel tail situation at all.

    Kellers

    July 9, 2008 at 8:41 PM


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