Save Whorelando (From Himself and The Dingo)
Because I am stupid, silly, and mean, I decided it would be a good idea to keep up a page dedicated to breaking Orlando Bloom and his tainted dingo skank the phuck up. Wanda and Joders are with me on this. So I’ve added a page to the upper right-hand corner. If you have any suggestions for the name of this new page (ghetto messboard) please lemme know. The one I picked kinda sucks.
Is that the guy from Borat?
Anners, do you think Orly reads this stuff, for reals? And do you think he’d totally spit on us if he ever was in spitting distance? I kinda worry about that sometimes.
If he spit on me I’d never bathe again.
Wanda Rizzuto
July 9, 2008 at 4:39 PM
Maybe it’s the guy from Borat, maybe it’s not!
I don’t think Orly reads this stuff. I don’t think he reads. Period. If he does, he can only be flattered beyond belief. He’d prob giggle if he knew we were calling his fake girlfriend a dingo, though. Bytch has a sense of humor.
I had a daydream the other day that I ran into him and he knew all about me and this blog. I’ll email you the details.
Anners Scribonia
July 9, 2008 at 5:40 PM
if u saw the Dingo on the street u wouldn’t attack her or anything would u?
jane121
July 9, 2008 at 7:28 PM
Whorli looks alright in that pic. Then again, he is standing next to a visibly sweaty guy with a unibrow.
Kellers
July 9, 2008 at 8:38 PM
I don’t think I’d attack the dingo Janers. I’d just make a few disparaging remarks about her so that she’d hear me. Sadly I don’t think she’d understand.
joders
July 10, 2008 at 1:16 AM
Kellers, if you squint and cross your fingers, Whorely looks all right in every picture.
Janers, if by ‘attack’ you mean ‘hug her and dot her neck with kisses’, then no! I would not attack.
Anners Scribonia
July 10, 2008 at 1:20 AM
I love him with that hair. Bollocks, I love him with whatever hair!
Jaded
July 10, 2008 at 2:08 AM
Seriously Anners ur starting to worry me with all this rage – it’s still in jest right? I don’t want u getting arresting and have any emotional breakdowns over a dingo.
jane121
July 10, 2008 at 2:11 AM
Janers. Jeebus! It’s not rage, it’s art.
Jaded: Orly looks super hot.
Anners Scribonia
July 10, 2008 at 2:35 AM
I think attacking her on the street would be a fun and creative way to let go of some of my pent-up anger.
Wanda Rizzuto
July 10, 2008 at 3:44 AM