“Things Haven’t Been Great Since Glastonbury”

 

I can’t believe  that more people are not interested in the demise of Kate Moss’ latest relationship.  Whatevers, I’ll continue doing these dumb ass posts for myself.  Some loquacious whore is going around telling the folks at the Daily Mail that Katers and Jamers’ union starting disintegrating around the time Jamers played Glastonbury.  She wanted to leap on stage and unleash her rexy vocal chords, but he told her, like, ‘no’, or something.  

Says the source:  “The problem is, Kate doesn’t always get her own way with Jamie and it leads to friction and arguments. She wanted to join him on stage at Glastonbury, and he wouldn’t allow it.”  Ooh!  Friction and Arguments.  Sounds like the title of a She Wants Revenge song.  That’s kind of sessy, in a way, though.  Him telling her ‘no’.  What kind of a man says no to Katers?!  A man of discernment and a man with convictions. 

We all owe Jamers a “thank you”, BTW.  I’ve heard Katers sing.  Sounds like a witch taking a bubble bath. 

Sorcery

GD Liars

Sienna Miller and her married boyfriend, Balthazaar Getty  lied to all of us.  Which is fine, I guess, since they are under no obligation to spill the intimate details of their sluttery with the world.  But if you’re gonna lie and say you iz not making sessual jollies together, at least make the GD effort to follow through with the ephing lie.  Note to Sienners, the Licentious Hobby Horse:  Cavorting publicly on the Amalfi coast with your hobby horse bubbies jutting out miserably from your chest cavity whilst eating your boyf’s face doesn’t bode well.  I mean the dude has a wife and kids and that just speaks of low morality.  Also, there are other people present!  Who among us with chesticles (I borrowed that from Daners)  sits around with no top on when everyone else is extremely un-naked?  Note to Balthy: You’re going to hades! 

Cute couple, though!

Sorcery (More nasty-ass pics at the source)