“Things Haven’t Been Great Since Glastonbury”
I can’t believe that more people are not interested in the demise of Kate Moss’ latest relationship. Whatevers, I’ll continue doing these dumb ass posts for myself. Some loquacious whore is going around telling the folks at the Daily Mail that Katers and Jamers’ union starting disintegrating around the time Jamers played Glastonbury. She wanted to leap on stage and unleash her rexy vocal chords, but he told her, like, ‘no’, or something.
Says the source: “The problem is, Kate doesn’t always get her own way with Jamie and it leads to friction and arguments. She wanted to join him on stage at Glastonbury, and he wouldn’t allow it.” Ooh! Friction and Arguments. Sounds like the title of a She Wants Revenge song. That’s kind of sessy, in a way, though. Him telling her ‘no’. What kind of a man says no to Katers?! A man of discernment and a man with convictions.
We all owe Jamers a “thank you”, BTW. I’ve heard Katers sing. Sounds like a witch taking a bubble bath.
A witch taking a bubble bath? I’d like to hear that.
Is it available on the net somewhere?
Anonymous Coward
July 13, 2008 at 2:11 AM
Probably.
Anners Scribonia
July 13, 2008 at 2:17 AM
That was very helpful
Anonymous Coward
July 13, 2008 at 2:23 AM
My bad.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zPvmwuLaXhE
Anners Scribonia
July 13, 2008 at 2:29 AM
I’ve done a bit of searching, but although there are many clips it’s mostly impossible to hear her in them.
This one is almost cute, though:
Anonymous Coward
July 13, 2008 at 2:31 AM
Oh, thanks!
Not terribly impressive, but not quite as embarrassing as I had hoped either…
Anonymous Coward
July 13, 2008 at 2:35 AM
@ the clip: Almost, but not quite!
There was a reported voice message she left to Pete DirtyHo in which she slurred her way through Moon River. I don’t think she released a youtube of it, though.
Anners Scribonia
July 13, 2008 at 2:47 AM