I believe that Calvin Klein is marketing jeans to people with massive bouts of manic depression. Janers once mentioned that Bozzers’ Calvin Klein ads were ephing depressing and Janers was ephing right. What the hell is this sick and manufactured sadness? Bytch, you’re shagging James Rousseau and you’re getting paid to wear this phug product: cheer the PHUCK up.
P.S. Bozzers is also doing some modeling for Coach. I bet Miranda Kerr is jealous about all of this. I bet she’s looking at these pictures and saying: “And Y m eye knot ghetteeng theez lookruhtiv kontracks?”*
* Joders decided that Miranda spells bad even when she speaks.
“Yes?”
^ “I don’t want to talk right now, ok?”
^ “Why am I standing like this?”
^”I don’t think I can face the world today.”
COACH:
July 20, 2008 at 2:54 AM
I like Bozzers. She’s a pretty little thing. Whorely should have stayed with Bozzers. At least she can give a moderately intelligent sounding interview.
July 20, 2008 at 6:15 AM
Can she?
Never heard. 
Then again, I don’t browse YT for her interviews.
I love these pix, and I adore the captions!
July 20, 2008 at 6:33 AM
In these pictures she’s being paid to have whatever expression the photographer wants her to, no?
July 20, 2008 at 3:11 PM
I think it’s also the way they matched her skin tone to the background. It looks like she’s modelling from the spirit world.
July 20, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Hee!
July 20, 2008 at 6:27 PM
AC: You’re such a killjoy! Ha. It’s still her fault. She should offer some creative input.
Thank you, Jaded.
I know, Janers. I added color to the second pic because it was freaking my arse out.
July 20, 2008 at 9:47 PM
Oh, goodness. You had me laughing out loud at the ridiculous Miranda response. The captions were great as well.
July 21, 2008 at 1:02 AM
At least they are somewhat artistic – better than witnessing the highs of manic depression: http://images.2dayfm.com.au/2008/05/07/15794/600×400-ENT-MirandaKerr18-600×400.jpg