Balthy Has Issues

I think it’s safe to say that Balthazar Getty has severed ties with the free-spirited Hobby Horse, Sienner Miller.  I wonder who dumped whom?  He just flew home to L.A. to win back the affections of his wife, Rosetta.  Good luck with that, Balthy!  Chances are she won’t ever forgive you.  I don’t even know you or have babies with you, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forgive what you did to sweet Rosetta, you selfish and lame arse-cracker.   

P.S.  If they ever remake Anne of Green Gables they should cast Balthy as Gilbert Blythe. 

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Twas Not His Phault…

Shia LaBoeuf was not at fault in that accident a few days ago that got him labeled a drunk driver and booked for suspicion of DUI.  Says the mofo in charge of this shiz:  “The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited.  They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault.”

Righteous.

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Oh, Unhappy Day!

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have disbanded their love union or something.   Try not to cry too much over this.  As to why they broke up, all a source had to say was that:  “There was no drama or ugliness.”   Liar!  Maybe there was no drama, but there was ugliness.  He is ugly.  Ha. 

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Do. Not. Want.

Paris Hilton gave the shoppers at a Las Vegas Macy’s a treat when she showed up to hawk her line of fugly horse shoes.  She walks like a horse, BTW.  Trots, I mean.  She trots!    By the way, I am being sarcastic when I say that she ‘gave them a treat’. 

Why do people show up at these events?

 

Lindsay Should Prob Stop Smoking

Doesn’t she have asthma or something?  It’s almost like she doesn’t care about her health.  She vexes me terribly. 

The hair looks good, though, for once. 

Sorta.

 

Stop It!

Will someone tell Ryan Gosling to stop pumping iron?   Kaithanxbai.

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Another Mischa Barton Post

Mischa Barton on the beach again with her fem boyfriend.  He’s so 70s, it’s kinda cool.  I admire her courage for stepping into the waters at Venice Beach.  Toxicity.

 

Different Strokes For Different Folks

“The British supermodel Agyness Deyn accompanied her boyfriend Albert Hammond, Jr of rock band The Strokes to pick up his dry cleaning in New York. Agyness looked cute in her white dress with a brown belt around her waist and a matching hat.”

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No.  She.  Did. Not.   She looks stoopit.

Ha.  Me no likey Agyness Deyn and her dumb ass name, fashion, or face.   Albert’s got cute hair, though.  He needs to shave it off and mail it to Orlando Bloom, though.

Sorcery:  Posh 24

Nice Stems! (Barph)

The last time I did a post on Kelly Brook (the lamest ‘famous person’ ever) I was informed by one petulant slag that “Kelly Brook has the most amazing bottom and fabulous legs” and thus, I must not speak ill of her.  Do you see how lame she is?  She takes pap shots of herself (peep the camera).   Just kidding.  It’s her way of getting back at the paps for taking her picture.  I don’t think she realizes that they don’t care.  I mean, who’s going to publish a picture of re-res taking a re-re’s picture?