I Totes Do This Shiz
MF (Megan Fox) says that she’s a lazy bytch who can’t be bothered exercising. She also says she eats too many GD sweets. Me too! We should hang out so that I can make fun of her boyfriend BAG right to her face.
To flush the sugar toxins from her bod, MF drinks a powerful cocktail of apple cider vinegar and water. Says MF: “It’s just water and raw apple cider vinegar, and it just cleans out your system entirely. It will get rid of, for women who retain water weight, from your menstrual cycle and all that, it gets rid of it really fast (sic). I’m not one for dieting or exercising, ’cause I’m lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while ’cause of the amount of sugar I take in.”
This is a stupid article, I guess. I just thought it was neat because I’ve been doing the same thing for about a month. It sorta works, actually! It’s nasty and also delicious. I’ve been known to subsist on a diet of ice-cream, apple pie, chocolate chip cookies and White Chocolate Mochas at Starbucksand I haven’t really craved any of this shiz.
Her boyfriend’s initals spell ‘BAG’. I find that phunny.
P.S. This is not an endorsement to start drink, drank, drunking ACV & Water cocktails! So don’t run out and do this, especially if you’re like, allergic to vinegar. Ha.
Does it make you poop a lot? I am curious because I want to try this – but I don’t want to be like chained to my toilet for a month or something.
Eww! Ha. Not really. But if you do it like she does, it prob does. I’ll tell you on yer blog.
I like sweet things too why would you need to cleanse your body? It runs off glucose.
Whoa. I think I might need to try this.
Why? What does it do? Someone explain.