There just aren’t enough crackheads in Alaska
Celebrities and politics sure are an interesting mix. Here’s what Diddy had to say about John McCain’s vice presidential nominee pick (Sarah Palin):
“John you are bugging the f— you. I don’t even understand what planet you’re on now. This is the job to be the leader of the free world. No disrespect, I love ya, I want you to live to 110, but what if, God forbid, you got a running mate, you become President. Alaska? ALASKA? ALASKA? ALASKA? Come on, man. I don’t even know if there are any black people in Alaska. John, come on. Sarah [Palin]? What in the hell? ALASKA? You’re bugging the f— out. Sarah Palin, you ain’t ready to be vice president. ALASKA MOTHERF—-ER? What is the reality in Alaska? There aren’t even any crackheads in Alaska. There aren’t no black people in Alaska.”
As usual I don’t have a clue what he is on about. How does one manage to get so rich without ever learning to put a decent sentence together? and more importantly how can I go about becoming rich without having to learn such basics?
Anyway back to the subject at hand – what do crackheads have to do with anything? Is a politician not truly qualified until they’ve spent a week with Amy Winehouse? I have so much to learn in the world of politics.
There may not be black people, but there are Eskimos. And they are cool.
Why is Diddy speaking? Ooo, I hope he tells me to vote or die, muthphucka, muthaphucka vote or die! Democracy is founded on one simple rule, get out there and vote or Diddy will muthaphucking kill you.
He likes it when I vote bitch, I’ll shake them bubbies when I vote bitch
He’ll slam his jimmy through my mouf roof and I’ll get my big ass in the voting booth.
God I love South Park
“He likes it when I vote bitch, I’ll shake them bubbies when I vote bitch”
Jajajajjajajjajajajaj! wtf?!
Don’t blame me. Whenever I see Diddy and hear voting in the same sentence, the entire VOte or Die song from South Park runs through my head. Blame Matt and Trey
Seriously if anything he is damaging Obama’s campaign – good thing Heidi is doing a much better job of damaging McCain’s.
We don’t need celebs to get young people to vote over here – the government simply forces them.
lol…I htink the point Diddy was trying to make is she knows nothing about the social problems in the 48 contigious(sp?) states.
I heard a joke the other day, maybe from Bill Maher, about how apparently McCain is trying to get the long overlooked eskimo vote.
Psst! Diddy – there are black people in Alaska. I worked with them.
Also, I never met any crackheads up there, but there are hella meth labs in AK. Weird, huh? Like every other week in Fairbanks some new meth lab was being busted. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
“McCain is trying to get the long overlooked eskimo vote.” hee
I feel like I am missing out because I’ve never seen Bill Maher or John Stewart’s shows. I must be in bed by the time they come on. God I wish I had TiVo.
^ Obviously I didn’t work with all the black people in Alaska. I read that and I thought it sounded weird after I wrote it.
Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean, whatever the fuck your name is this week, Shut up.
Thank you.
ig-nant ass.
just ig-nant.
*sighs*
m.
wants his ghetto pass revoked…
diddy…thinks too much of himself..get a million voters out? u aint Oprah [edited] …on the other hand, his sentiments are exactly right..she aint seen anything yet..if she walked through the streets of dc she would have a heart attack..hence the crackhead remark….hahaha…biden takes the train..obama was in south side Chicago..they know regular folk…palin knows elk and moose and a couple of thousand people and how to fire em when they dont support your power struggle…or if they divorce her sister..oh yea.. lots of snow..wnt work..we aint gullible..and we don’t need combs to point it out
Hi Rashad! Sorry to limit your freedom of speech and all but the ‘n’ word and its derivatives make my ankles hurt. And my wrists. I also start to feel the pang of the lash on my back. Don’t be mad, please! And thank you for your great comment.
Ali-ers: Hahaha. It did kinda sound like you worked with all (2) of them.
Diddy is a megatard. But the megatard makes some sense here.
You have to run a successful record label and become a rap producer to get rick like Diddy. Duh. Start smoking crack and drinking 40s and pretty soon your setences (or lack thereof) will sound like P. Diddy’s.