brit brit is back bytches!
and her new song is pretty horrible. i hate to say it – sorry brit brit. good job getting better but this shiz is not so buneo 
take a listen if you are interested. it’s called womanizer:
i know you think i’m a boring, sheltered nobody…
sayeth dan of course! that was a piece of fantabulous dialogue that probably killed him to say. tee hee!
spoiler alert! read no further if you haven’t watched the show! 
the show last night was good (not great). blair was in rare re-re form. which wasn’t so fantastic. however, i am very excited to see if little j and her bond to fight the newly crowned queen s. oh what tangled webs they’ll weave!
was i the only one that thought little j’s dress looked like a green creme puff gone wrong regurgitated prom dress from the 80s? i thought mama waldorf’s intended design was better but whatevs.
i hope that 2 second cameo by korsy wasn’t his guest appearance on the show for this season. i mean come on! that’s kind of crappy if it is.
plus i’m over the re-re socialites intertwining their way in to story lines. boring! unless they are going to do lines with serena off of chuck’s bare keester, i’m not interested!
chuck gets extra points for throwing dan out on the streets without his shoes. although i’m not the biggest fan of sulky/vulnerable chuck drowning his sorrows in whiskey. it’s just kind of silly.
for real life gg related news: must.purchase.details.magazine.immediately (see above!) they have interviews with ed, chace and penn. which can also be read online here.
also, it turns out blair was born in the slammer in real life! leighton was on the cover of us weekly for her story about being born behind bars to a drug smuggling mama. you can read the entire article here.
until next week – xoxo!
october is breast cancer awareness month
christina applegate was on oprah today. she was diagnosed with breast cancer this year and had a double mastectomy. it is heartbreaking to see anyone go through this. christina opened up and talked about her experiences battling this horrible disease. click here to see a clip from the show courtesy of jezebel.com.
for your information (from wikipedia): Breast cancer is a cancer that starts in the cells of the breast in women and men. Worldwide, breast cancer is the second most common type of cancer after lung cancer (10.4% of all cancer incidence, both sexes counted) and the fifth most common cause of cancer death. In 2005, breast cancer caused 502,000 deaths worldwide (7% of cancer deaths; almost 1% of all deaths).
slags, please let this be a reminder to make sure you do breast self examinations monthly and if you are at risk get mammograms/mris annually! for more information on breast cancer early detection, diagnoses, treatment options, etc, please check out the susan g. komen for the cure website. knowledge is power!
i’m intrigued
madonna has gone and directed a film called filth and wisdom. it’s stars the lead singer of the insanely wicked band gogol bordello (eugene hutz). from early reviews it’s looking kind of mehhhh but i think i may check it out just because eugene is so ridiculously charismatic. for those of you not familiar with gogol bordello, check out the video below (it’s nothing i could listen to for hours on end but watching them play is a spectacle!):
and here is the trailer for the movie (it’s supposed to be coming out on halloween for those interested):
Adios, AmigHO
There is a delicious rumor phloating through the atmosphere that Elisabeth Hasselbeck may be leaving the view. Smart liberal bytches make her anxious. She may be scurrying off to the safe confines of the cesspool of news otherwise known as Fox News. She’ll host her own show about designing tennis shoes and explaining why she is not responsible for any of the shit that is going down in this country even though she voted for George Bush’s DUMB ASS twice. Seriously, the people who voted for him need to be kicked out and sent to Iraq.
Sorry for the digression. A source says she’ll be happy to be with her own ”kind”. I’ll be happy too.
P.S. Can Sherri Shepard (sp?) leave next? She’s stooopit too.
I’m Sorriez!
A few days ago I said that Daisy Lowe was wetodded. I take it baaack!! Daisy’s intelligence has been vouchsafed by Malanthers.
Gavin Rossdale is the wetodded one.
Okay, toodles.
Tanya Turner Had A Baby!!!
Tanyer Turner (in real life her name is actually Zoe Lucker) had a baby! This is the only celebrity childbirfing I will ever, ever care about. Tanyer Turner was the best character to ever grace BBC Americer, and for that, the woman who played her will be lavished with praise always and forever. Footballers Wives FTW!
Tanyer gave birth to a sweet lil thing named Lilly Alabamer* two weeks ago. I do not know why the state of Alabama was incorporated into this child’s name, but I do know that it’s none of my GD business.
* I added the ‘er’.
oh noes!!!
i am so sad! amanda woodward heather locklear was busted last night for d.u.i. – not of the drinking variety, either
per e! online:
According to the incident report, a “concerned citizen” called police after witnessing Locklear, 47, “driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine” in a parking lot.
The witness then came upon Locklear again on the road.
“The citizen became concerned when Ms. Locklear exited her vehicle and stumbled into the traffic lane…the citizen called 911 and reported the entire incident to CHP Ventura Dispatch.”
she was recently in rehab for a month in arizona for anxiety and depression. i would have become extremely anxious and gone to rehab, too, if i had ever had the unfortunate luck of having to deal with denise richards myself. poor slag! get better heathers!
Phight! Phight! Phight!
So I went messboarding today; it relieves tension and makes my cheeks (the ones on my phace) all flush. Messboarding is my second favorite indoor sport. Oy! It seems as though the queen of Whorelando Fandumb can’t keep her fingers shut. Sigh.
Anyway, a sweet lass posted pics that documented the fact that Whorelando Bloom phlew into Los Angeles International Airport yesterday or what the eph ever. The sweet lass who posted the pictures also posted a snippet from whatever place she found the pictures at. The snippet went like this: “Whorelando phlew into LAX alone, minus his foul shag, Mirandingo Kerr.”
The QWF then posted this comment: ”He phlew solo because the dingo Miranda Kerr is already in LA….”
Then some HOT slag said: “Does that even matter?” (Thank you very much hot slag. Just… thank you!)
Then the QWF said: “Does your comment about this even matter?”
I’ll answer that: Yes it ephing does!!!111 Shut the EPH up about Miranda Kerr and her eroding cabbage head, you wet (nursing) blanquet. She is soooooooooo worthless. Seriously. Worthless.
I think I’m officially wetodded now. Sorry, mummy and daddy; you did raise me better than this.
Daisy Lowe Is Intriguing. She Is Also Nasty
Okay, so Daisy Lowe is Gavin Rossdale’s re-re daughter. That is the only reason why she’s a model or something. She’s sort of cute. So what; roughly 65% of the population is. I haven’t posted on Daisy because she’s sort of too stupid. I mean so is everyone I post about (usually), but she’s a special brand of stupid.
She’ll disappear in about three months, trust me that much: I’ve poured libations to Apollo, the god of justice, and he usually comes through. So, for the sake of posterity, here’s some Daisy Lowe-related stuph:
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