Bozzers Is Getting Bold

Here’s Bozzers’ foto shoot for Tank Magazine.  I guess The Laundry Warrior is coming out soon and they want  bytches to go see it really bad and to do this they are forcing their starlet into quasi-edgy photoshoots involving awkward, latent sessuality.  It all sort of looks like a rejected W magazine editoral.   I hate W magazine and all fashion magazines these days.  Boring as eph!

By the way,  I phorgot to wish Bozzers a Happy Birthday a few days ago.  She’s like 26 now.   Happy Birthday to Bozzers.

Miranda Kerr is still a nassty Dingo.

 

The Rexy Goddess Is Preggers

 

Katers got papped and tagged by security at the airport in Thailand (I think).  That is no way to treat a rexy supermodel who is with child!   Why didn’t they tag Scarfmonster’s arse  instead?   If I was airport security and it was between Katers and Scarfmonster, I’d opt for the latter. 

It seems that Katers is droping hints that she truly is pregged.   She doubled her Nanny’s Christmas bonus because “she hoped she’d have twice as much work for her this year.”  

Make of that what you will.

Kate also told Nanny that  she is  “the only person in the world she would want to be there if she had a new baby.”   Nanny was so overcome with emotion at Kate’s words that she “burst into tears”.

You’d cry too if you were faced with the prospect of having to burp one of Scarfmonster’s chillenz. 

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