Hobby Horse Down
Major strife on the set of Nottingham! I added the exclamation mark to make this all seem very exciting. It was a waste, though, because I know absolutely nobody cares about the shiz going down on some bunk ass movie set. All you really need to know is that Russell Crowe is a big phat idiot (literally) who has a big phat ego, and that he is a hater of Hobby Horsies.
Yeah! So Russell started demanding shiz and acting like a blubbery monster: He didn’t like the script (so he ordered a re-write that was basically all about him), and he didn’t like Sienners around because she made his arse look phat or something. Alas, got booted (she was to have been Maid Marian). Says a source: “It is a mess. Russell never lost the weight. . . and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He’s so old and fat and she’s so young and gorgeous. It’s just . . . gross.”
Yeah, gross!
Some sap from the studio wouldn’t give credence to the ‘Russell antics’, but they did have the guts to acknowledge the fact that Sienners was “released”. Yes, released back into the wild where she can gallop in the meadows with all the other unemployed hobby horsies.
How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
Does Angelina know what taking a year off means? So yes, maybe she wasn’t doing lines (dialogue, not coke!) in front of a camera, but if there was a red carpet for her to walk on, she did, and if there was a Film Festival for her to grace, you best believe her arse was there.
Sayeth Angeliners:
“I have had a year off, and I may work for a few months. But if I do, I’m probably going to take another year and a half or two. I’m going to work a lot less.”
Because she needs the money real bad, she says that she is going back to work for a few months this year. After, that she is going to “disappear again.”
She lies!
By the way, The Huffington Post has really awesome commenters, some of whom decided that Angie’s name was “Jolene”. Ha.
Obvious
Ha! That picture came out really small, dinnit it? Sorries. You can still read the main blurb, though, right? Anyway, I think the bytch-phace in charge of writing the blurbs for Us Weekly is sort of stupid. I don’t think I need to read the magazine to figure out how “Jen Stays Thin!” when they have a photo of her jogging on the beach and shiz. Hmm… I wonder if the slag jogs?
Or maybe dating John Mayer helps? The prospect of shag times with John Mayer would make most people lose their appetites for food and life.
DirtyHo Lives Up To His Name
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