Happy Birthday, Lovah!

Everybody, it’s Whorelando’s birthday today.  His annoying and itinerate  ass is 32 years old.   I hesitate to call him my boyfriend these  days because we’re going through a rough patch due to the fact that he’s a philandering whorebag who has taken to public cavorting with a brazen, witless dingo.   Phuck him all over the place for that –  but not today. 

Today I’ll be nice and bake him a cake and make sweet love to him.

That is all.

P.S.

Joders wishes you a happy Birthday, too, whorelando. 

As does Wanda.

 

I Didn’t Watch The ‘Globes

But I will go ahead and talk about the shiz anyway.   First of all, Kate Winslet phinally phucking won something.  Yay!   Acually, she won two globes (I think); one for The Reader and one for Revolutionary Road.  She  looked all sort of gorgeous by the way.

 

Yeti Shoes

Lily Allen is in Paris spending money like it’s going out of style.  She’s also wearing sherpa road kill on her feets.

Phugliness all around.