Shag or Gag?!

It’s Carlos Bernard!   He plays Tony Almeida on 24 and he’s the hottest bytch on television. 

Shag        or       Gag?!

 

Dear Editors Of The Dingo’s Wikipedia Page:

Mirandingo is 25 annos old, not 23.  Who cares anyway?  Bytch is 25!  There’s nothing wrong with being 25, but there is something wrong with preying on weak, British mammals.

Not Getting Divorced

I’m mainly doing this post because I negelected to talk shiz about J.Lopez’s dress at the ‘Globes.  The dress is gilded, phug, nasty, and pulling apart at the seams.   Note to Jennifer Lopez:  Stop showing up at award shows with skank-bodiced dresses! 

Jennifer would also like to let the whole globe know that she and her hot husband are not heading toward a divorce.  She says that everytime she loses her wedding ring, people start making up stories about a “divorce”.  

Since she loses her wedding ring so often, perhaps she ought to anticipate this shiz in the phuture and carry around a spare.   Whatever, the divorce rumors iz phalse because she and Antony are happily wedded in bliss.  

Sayeth Lopez:    “Divorce is not — and was never — an option.”

Did she really just say that?  Hee!

Sorcery

Katers and Scarfmonster, Smiling and Shiz

What the hell are these bytches laughing at?!  Scarfmonster’s  pants aren’t as tight as they usually are and perhaps that’s why he’s exhibiting some sort of sense of humor here.  Usually he looks cross and angry (I’m talking about his  crotch), but today he looks all right. 

What’s up with his neck, though?  I’ve never seen his bare neck!  He prob wears a scarf to bed and also prob wears one around his crotch bump. 

Katers is still a goddess, tho. 

Bozzers’ Head

Ephing ouch!!   Bozzers’ pony-tail is toooo tight.    But it does do a fine job of showcasing her white chocolate space-egg head to maximun effect.   Here’s Bozzers and her deadly ponytail at the The Art of Elysium Gala. 

I bet she had a headache.