This Is Unacceptable

There are some nasty rumors phlying around that Bozzers has dumped James Rousseau, the British model boy who looks like James Spader’s little brother.  Phuckkkkk nooooo!   I liked Jamers!  He had that swinging hair and he used to amble about in Amish-inspired clothing.  He was even cute if captured at the right angle.

Here’s what Page Sucks had to say:

“On Saturday, Relativity Media head Ryan Kavanaugh chaired a benefit for the Art of Elysium charity. At the after-party at the Edison club, Kavanaugh was spotted holding hands with Kate Bosworth, who recently broke up with model James Rousseau.”

Bozzers, you’ve got to be kidding.  I mean what’s going through that huge and mighty skullof yours?   I’m sure this new dude is nice and all, but if you’ve passed Jamers up for this piece, you’ve let the dingwhore win.

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What The Hell Is This Dress?

Daniel Craig took his beloved girlfriend, Satsuki Mitchell to some Film thingy in Munich in support of his new movie Defiance and she had the gall to wear this Pride and Prejudice shit.  I don’t even know what that means.   I don’t even really know if the dress is all that terrible because she sort of looks pretty and stuff despite its inherent weirdness. 

My head hurts and I’m sick and so I’ll be posting more stupid shit like this off and on throughout the evening.

 

Kate Turned 35, Pissed Off The Neighbors

 

Why do all Kate Moss’ birthday parties last for several days?  Her mommy must have had a looooong labor period.  Anyway, Kate Moss turned 35 years old (although she actually looks like 35-backwards) on January 16th (though the party lasted for several days) and she had some kick-ass bacchanal that involved stuffed and embalmed animals and also ibvolved some loud-ass music that pissed off her hot neighbors.

Here are some snippets from the neighbors:

“They were bringing in a moose head in a van and some high-backed chairs. We could not park our cars.”

“I had to take the kids to another bedroom because of the noise. I phoned the council to complain.”

“I went to bed at midnight but couldn’t get to sleep because the music from the house was so loud. Even with double glazing, it was echoing around the bedroom.”

“The music was mainly Eighties, including some decent Queen tunes.  All my family were trying to get to sleep so I complained to the council.  They turned up just before 1am and the music was turned down, but as soon as they left it went up again – and went on until gone 7am.”

Katers is kind of mean.

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Ho Baggage

Moda, the goddess of fashion, has answered your prayers!   Mischa Barton’s new line of Ho bags is out and ready to take some of your hard-earned monies away from you.  It’s going to be hard to fight the urge to buy each and every bag in every single color, but do it anyway and wait the three whole weeks it will take for these to hit the clearance bins.

Mischa is slowly turning into Paris Hilton, and that is sort of sad.

The Dingo Went Shopping Yesterday

As much crap as I talk about the dingHo and her curiously perpetually absent fashion-sense, at least she doesn’t dress like a hoochie mama in her daily life and limits that only to her jobber.  She  still looks like a witch on a mini-vacation, though.  

I can’t believe I just said something semi-nice about the dingo.  

To counter that nice thing I just said, I bet it took her a loooooong time to figure out which key she needed to start the dingomobile.   She’s pretty agile with those paws, though — good dexterity.

I also bet Whorelando is tied-up in the trunk.

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