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Hey, Miranda…

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How about you and your brain dead dingophiles stop leaving deranged messages and such on my blog?   I know that Whorelando yelled at you very publicly the other day and all,  and I understand you’re all sorts of upset about that, but please don’t take it out on me. 

Keep sucking cabbytch,

:)

Anners, who has tall poppy syndrome

  1. Mystic
    May 14, 2009 at 5:16 PM | #1

    What are those idiots saying Anners?

  2. Anners Scribonia
    May 14, 2009 at 5:21 PM | #2

    The usual, Mystic. That I’m reeeealllly stupid. And that I need to hurry up and die. ♥

  3. SadieJo
    May 14, 2009 at 6:22 PM | #3

    I like you. I think you’re smart. Really smart. They don’t understand smart.

  4. idontlikedingos
    May 14, 2009 at 7:15 PM | #4

    Coming from them? That’s rich?
    Aren’t you in grad school?
    Was this from the prep cook or the girl that models in undies for a living?

    If they hate you, you are probably doing something right to get under their skin. Keep up the good work.

  5. Poor Orlando
    May 14, 2009 at 7:45 PM | #5

    “I know that Whorelando yelled at you very publicly the other day…”

    Ms. Anners, where did you hear that? I can’t find it anywhere. Spill the beans, what happened? Enquiring minds want to know! If true, this is the most excitement there’s been since Gran Canaria!

  6. May 14, 2009 at 10:39 PM | #6

    ahhh don’t worry Anners…… retribution has been swift and just….. just think “Witchery” – that should help you maintain your dingho shield :D

  7. May 15, 2009 at 8:35 AM | #7

    Wha? What goes on here?

  8. May 16, 2009 at 3:07 AM | #8

    Hey, Miranda…. Orly yelled publicly at Kate too. A month or so later they broke up forever.

    I think I hear a clock ticking. Soon it will be tolling with the resonance of Big Ben.

    I suspect the dingHo and her dingHophiles think they’re being funny by leaving dumb comments. I guess you can’t expect too much from someone who thinks her mother is intelligent because she can write poems with more than four lines in them.

  9. L.
    May 18, 2009 at 5:58 AM | #9

    aren’t you going to post something on banksy’s solo project? i’m just waiting to see what the mole patrol has to say about it! there’s a song available for download on stereogum… forget about helena and go listen! :)

    http://stereogum.com/archives/mp3/new-julian-plenti-fun-that-we-have_069581.html#more

  10. Anners Scribonia
    May 18, 2009 at 3:59 PM | #10

    Joders that cracked me up so bad.

    Thanks, SadieJo et al… :)

    Hi L.: I’ll get around to it after Finals this week… grrr.

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