Does anyone know what the hell happened to the photo galleries at Katebosworthonline.com? I tried to get up in there to get better pictures and that mother-epher was gone. NO! Dear God, no! Bring it back, lovely woman who runs the bozzers site! Going there and getting a “File Not Found” message was a most unwelcome shock.
By the way, while the dingo was in Australia shoving her stinky and bloody paws in clearance bins, Kate Bozzers was being wined and dined by fancy bytch-faces in London. Looking STUNNING, by the way.
UPDATE: OOOPS. I freaked-ed out over nothings. The gallery is back up, whorebabies. :)
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If you ever wondered whether or not a wild animal was capable of experiencing sessual pleasure, here you go. The dingo loves attention. And a whole flock of wetodds gave it to her when they showed up at her latest cheap gig for David Jones, the department store in Australia which has been cursed with finding work for her awkward ass to do. More than three whole people showed up when the dingo showed up to (dis)grace the “Half-Yearly Clearance Sale” (Mama Therese, Daddy Kerr, and The Emperor Nero aka Poostain aka lil bro’ Matty) and that fact sent the dingo’s pleasure receptors into overdrive.
Or maybe more than three didn’t show up?! The head bytch in charge at David Jones, a feller named Jason Mc Vicar told the whole wide world that, “Traditionally the half-yearly clearance in winter doesn’t have the same crowds as the Boxing Day sales. It’s darker and colder.”
Yeah? So is the dingwhore’s heart, Jason. So is the the dingwhore’s heart.
Mr. McVicar went on to say some more shiz like this: “I think every person’s situation is different but certainly people are definitely after value for money in these economic times.”
… which is why he hired a cheap stank dingo.
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Hey, everybody. Megan Fox, the bactress who’s always licking one of her voluptuous lips says that she became an actress because she wanted to be a sex symbol. What a shocker, that.
Says Megan: ”I think it’s wonderful I’m viewed as a sex symbol. I didn’t decide I’m going to be an actress because I want to be respected for how I play chess. Part of Hollywood is being perceived as attractive.”
Yes, Megan. I’m fairly certain that all actresses who weren’t motivated by the desire to become sex symbols (the loftiest of aspirations!) were instead motivated by the desire to become chess symbols. Ha. No one gets into acting with the desire to like, be good at their craft.
I thought foxes were supposed to be smart?
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