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A Dingo In The Throes Of Passion

Posted in David Jones, Dingos, Miranda Kerr, Therese Kerr by Anners Scribonia on June 3, 2009

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If you ever wondered whether or not a wild animal was capable of experiencing sessual pleasure, here you go.   The dingo loves attention.  And a whole flock of wetodds gave it to her when they showed up at her latest cheap gig for David Jones, the department store in Australia which has been cursed with finding work for her awkward ass to do.   More than three whole people showed up when the dingo showed up to (dis)grace the “Half-Yearly Clearance Sale” (Mama Therese, Daddy Kerr, and The Emperor Nero aka Poostain aka lil bro’ Matty) and that fact sent the dingo’s pleasure receptors into overdrive.  

Or maybe more than three didn’t show up?!   The head bytch in charge at David Jones, a feller named Jason Mc Vicar told the whole wide world that, “Traditionally the half-yearly clearance in winter doesn’t have the same crowds as the Boxing Day sales. It’s darker and colder.”

Yeah?  So is the dingwhore’s heart, Jason.  So is the the dingwhore’s heart.  

Mr. McVicar went on to say some more shiz like this:  “I think every person’s situation is different but certainly people are definitely after value for money in these economic times.”

… which is why he hired a cheap stank dingo.

Sorcery

 

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Stupid Outfit from John Mark Carr's Jon Benet Ramsay Collection.

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  1. Mystic said, on June 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    She is not fooling (smart) people with that innocent school girl outfit.

    • slapparr said, on June 4, 2009 at 10:31 AM

      ahh brilliant, the cabbytch does school disco…… minging…..

  2. Akeelers Spielberg said, on June 3, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    Like I really needed a visual of her O face. Thanks Anners!

  3. Anners Scribonia said, on June 3, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    She’s not even fooling stupid people, Mystic.

    Sorry, Akeelers! :)

    • Akeelers Spielberg said, on June 4, 2009 at 6:57 AM

      Hey! Speaking of Roman caesars, I had my friends over last weekend to watch the unrated version of Caligula, they all left my house traumatized. LOL Helen Mirren was a hot slag!

      • Anners Scribonia said, on June 4, 2009 at 1:25 PM

        Oh, jeebus. You have cool friends if they actually sat through Caligula. Especially the unrated Penthouse version. Helen Mirren was hot, tho.

  4. joders said, on June 4, 2009 at 3:54 AM

    This bytch makes me so mad and soooo stupid that I’m reduced to a blethering fool. I just want her to go away.

    She is ridiculously skinny and she’s gone all lollypop looking with a bobble head and dead eyes.

    Great, a bobble headed, dead eyed, dingHo cabbage. Just what I always wanted.

    • kelly said, on July 4, 2009 at 1:30 AM

      omg lol she does look like a cabbage patch kid and im sick of guys going crazy for her her body is horrible! and dont even get me started on her voice …

  5. jaded4good said, on June 4, 2009 at 5:34 AM

    It must be a talent that is contagious. No two pieces of garment fit together. Amazing.

    I have a skirt just like that, except it looks good. I bought it second hand two years ago.

    • Anners Scribonia said, on June 4, 2009 at 1:27 PM

      Isn’t she supposed to be a friggin’ supamodill? Why does she look like shit in all of her clothes?

      • jaded4good said, on June 4, 2009 at 4:06 PM

        She’s a panty model, she’s supposed to look good in underwear. But then again, there is a reason why call her SWF.

  6. PoorOrlando said, on June 4, 2009 at 6:08 AM

    I am speechless, I am without speech! I winced when I saw that face likes she’s trying to catch flies or something. And what is with the way she always stands with her legs as wide open as possible? Does she need to air it out?

    She’s too skinny, too ugly, and too annoying. Please somebody quarantine her in the southern hemisphere. Let’s spread a rumor she has the swine flu, so no country will let her in, especially the U.S. and the U.K.!

    “A bobble headed, dead eyed, dingHo cabbage.” Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha – Joders! You’re so funny.

    • Mystic said, on June 4, 2009 at 6:52 AM

      She stands with her legs apart because thats the position she is most familiar with.

      • Anners Scribonia said, on June 4, 2009 at 1:26 PM

        HAhahahhahahahhahhaha!!!

    • joders said, on June 4, 2009 at 4:44 PM

      Nooooooo, Poor Orlando, not the Southern Hemisphere! It’s bad enough that she was birthed in a cabbage patch down here, without sending her back. My life will be over! Unless New Zealand will take her in.

  7. CO said, on June 4, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    HI,
    I saw pics of the adorable Orlando recently in without her dingo-ness and he looked sooooo happy and free! I hope he is dingo-less my year’s or worlds’ end. You guys are Funny, funny, funny as usual. I think she is attempting to cough up a fur ball.

    • jaded4good said, on June 4, 2009 at 9:01 AM

      I would like to protest against that presumption in the name of all feline creatures, big or small.

    • slapparr said, on June 4, 2009 at 10:32 AM

      that would explain the “eye fink i’ve schitt myself? face she has on…

  8. ducati said, on June 4, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    @ Mystic: coffee meet keyboard.
    If that’s her “O” face, I hope that whorly keeps the lights off, save electricity and all.

  9. Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 4, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    VIGGO!

    Oh wait, sorry. That’s Orly’s O face, isn’t it?

    • Mystic said, on June 4, 2009 at 9:21 AM

      Yup lol!

      @Ducati- I don’t have to pay for a new keyboard right?

    • slapparr said, on June 4, 2009 at 10:34 AM

      LMAO ROFL – I love that orlando always yells Viggo for his “O” face…….

  10. neely o'hara said, on June 4, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    WHY oh why is she so freaking fugly? Couldn’t Orlandum have found a halfway-decent looking box to bang? Jeez, this is giving me a headache. I’d have a bit more respect – just a bit mind you – if this girl was even slightly attractive but I just don’t see it! Gah, Orly has no taste these days! Greaseball City, here we come.

    • jaded4good said, on June 4, 2009 at 4:10 PM

      A halfway-decent looking or otherwise decent would have dumped his sorry arse the first time he went to party with a whole bunch of skanky looking females instead of her.

  11. Mystic said, on June 4, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Someone met the dingho and almost died from excitement:

    “I MET HER!!!! at Broome Airport when picking up my friend, all I can say is she is just as beautiful and polite in real life, I’m still totally star struck. Orlando was getting their luggage like they were of normal status, no bodyguards and no annoying fans/paparazzi, well except me tehe!! we had a photo in the toilets quickly, I’m so glad I met my idol, so surreal! Not to mention Orlando being there too. “

    • Anners Scribonia said, on June 4, 2009 at 1:30 PM

      They met the dingo at “Broome” airport? Why did they not sweep her ass up and throw her away forever?!

      Great idol, by the way.

      ;)

      • ezebel said, on June 4, 2009 at 11:32 PM

        I wish she had died of excitement – anyone stupid enough to make someone like this their idol should not be allowed to procreate and pollute the gene pool.

        • Anners said, on June 5, 2009 at 12:16 AM

          Ditto.

        • kelly said, on July 4, 2009 at 1:36 AM

          i know lol and what the hell is up with we took a picture in the tiolets haha wtf..ya im sure u did…

  12. ezebel said, on June 4, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Hmmm…the yearly clearance sale…isn’t that where they have stuff that’s cheap, no-one wants and that DJ’s are trying desperately to get rid of? No wonder she’s there.

    By the way, has anyone seen the incredibly gross and sleazy ad featuring guess who on this website? http://www.industrie.com.au

    Been waiting for one of you brilliant girls to write something on it since it made my skin crawl and my eyes bleed seeing it on Oz TV earlier this year. Pretty please!

  13. Anners said, on June 5, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    ezebel: That ad is truly, truly, truly nassty. I’ll see what I can do. :)

  14. MK said, on June 6, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    You guys are bunch of haters!

    Miranda is the best among her VS peers!

    And don’t compare her to Adriana and Doutzen cause Adriana is transvestite looking girl while Doutzen is a stupid bimbo who can’t even pronounce a single word correctly, plus the fact that she’s FAT!

    • kelly said, on July 4, 2009 at 1:40 AM

      dude how could you say that? adriana and doutzen are beatiful girls and miranda’s nothing compared to them im surprised shes even a “supermodel” why are you hating on doutzen? your probaby a fatass and mirandas body is freaken disgusting guys dont want girls with bodies like them lol she probably has the same body type as orlando..

  15. Ki-Ki said, on June 7, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    @ MK:

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

    !!!!

    God, you’re DUMB. DUMB. DUMB.

  16. joders said, on June 8, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Oi, listen up MK. If Moronduh is the best that VS has to offer then the other girls must all be bushpigs and VS should be out scouting for other talent.

    Doutzen isn’t fat and if you think she is then I suggest you make an appointment with your optometrist. Of course Doutzen may appear morbidly obese if you compare her with Moronduh because Moronduh is so grossly underweight she makes Allegria Versace look fat.

    And perhaps Doutzen struggles with English because it’s not her first language. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Moronduh give an articulate or intelligent interview. Unfortunately for her she’s not able to use the “English isn’t my first language” excuse. She was raised speaking English and she still can’t get it right.

    Call me a hater if you want – if my dislike for Kerr makes me a hater, then I’ll happily wear that label. But frankly, I’m just saying it how it is.

  17. OMG! said, on June 8, 2009 at 6:39 AM

    @MK
    That’s why VS gives Doutzen and Adriana all the good jobs, right? Oh, and why both of them have so many other jobs outside of VS- you know, besides second fiddle at a department store. Wow, it’s been almost 14 years and pity the fashion world still hasn’t noticed how “stunning” she is. HAHAHA.

    Me thinks you are a bit delusional. I can’t wait to see how Jessica Hart does with VS. Bahahaha.

  18. MK said, on June 8, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    You guys are just jealous because until now, Orlando is still with Miranda! If it’s either Adriana or Doutzen who is dating Orlando, you’ll treat either of them with extreme animosity like with Miranda! Give it up… there’s nothing you can do now but to HATE.

    • Mystic said, on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM

      If he dated Adrianna I really wouldn’t care cause she made it big on her own and didn’t need a movie star to do it. Doutzen is getting noticed on her own too.

    • joders said, on June 9, 2009 at 12:58 AM

      Ummmmm, MK? You called Doutzen a stupid bimbo because she can’t even pronounce a single word correctly yet it appears you, are unable to formulate a proper sentence in English, yourself. Pot, meet kettle.

      Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’re all fatjellushaters. We’ve heard it all before.

      Run along back to Just Jared and / or Orlando Love, there’s a good girl.

    • Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 9, 2009 at 3:13 AM

      Hey MK? I know you are but what am I?

    • slapparr said, on June 12, 2009 at 4:34 AM

      @MK !

      I’m sure if i wasn’t labouring under quite so much jealousy (Because D list Whorely is so Hawt, particularly with his hat on and one short leg rolled up) i’d be able to idolise Miranda more easily and fully appreciate how stunning she is…..

      Perhaps you can help show me the light?

  19. @MK said, on June 8, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    LOL LOL LOL

    You might wanna check out the Harper’s Bazaar US edition, and be surprised on who’s on the cover… it’s Doutzen… sorry

  20. LOL@MK said, on June 8, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    You wish sweetie. How about answering as to why if the cabbage patch kid is so stunning then she is hardly used and hardly has any REAL jobs?

    You wish people were justjealous but it’s really about the kind of person this lying bi!ch has exposed herself to be.

    But go on and delude yourself into thinking it’s all about jealously.

  21. sweet bee said, on June 8, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    Miranda doesn’t have anthing to be jealous of really, nobody here want her career nor her bf ,get over it .

    • kelly said, on July 4, 2009 at 1:46 AM

      i know lol its like i go soo crazy over orlanda bloom .
      ya right! there are wayyyy hotter guys out there that will make you say wowwww

  22. Ki-Ki said, on June 9, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    MK: Why do I feel as though I’m talking to a 9 year-old?

    Whatever. I don’t want Orlando. He has an STD. (See the vocab Tab)

  23. Akeelers Spielberg said, on June 9, 2009 at 3:41 AM

    Yeah, I inadvertently posted my comment on another thread.

    @MK,

    You’re as stupid as me before I’ve had my morning coffee!

  24. MK said, on June 9, 2009 at 4:12 AM

    Miranda is loved by most people, and she’s becoming a very popular model whether you haters like it or not!

    • Akeelers Spielberg said, on June 9, 2009 at 8:41 AM

      By most, you mean those clowns over at JJ, right?

    • @MK said, on June 9, 2009 at 9:26 AM

      Popular where? In her pretend world?

      Is she popular at DJ’s? If so why don’t they use her so much? And why do they pay her so little?

      Is she popular in the US? If so why does she always have to use Orlando’s name and why does she not have any good jobs? Most times she is “Not Pictured”.

      Is she popular with VS? If so why does AL and DK get all the good gigs?

      If she is so popular and in demand model why does she take low budget jobs with brands like XOXO?

      So please do back up your comments about how popular she is.

    • @MK said, on June 9, 2009 at 9:29 AM

      What do you mean by becoming a very popular model? She is 26 years old. It’s a bit late for that. If she hasn’t made it now she never will.
      Not only is that old age for a model but it’s not like her face is even holding up that well anyway.
      What kind of jobs do you really think she is going to get in the future?

    • Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 9, 2009 at 9:44 AM

      She’s becoming very popular? What the crap is taking her so long?

      Seriously though, where can I get an application to work for Team Cabbage? It must be a pretty lucrative gig for all of you to keep up the way you do, I mean camping on JJ all day long and what not. I do so admire your dedication. I wonder how she makes payroll every week though? Are you volunteers? Do you get to watch her and Whorely go at it a couple of times a week in exchange for your services? Huh?

      Eh, Anners, I think you were right. Nine years old.

      • slapparr said, on June 12, 2009 at 4:37 AM

        You have to bear in mind Wanda her age…. she may be wanting to speed things up a bit – 26 isn’t a great age for a model to become anything…. well apart from retired that is!

    • Mystic said, on June 9, 2009 at 10:42 AM

      Maybe in your own little world she is but in the real one she is just known cause she linked to Orlando.

  25. PoorOrlando said, on June 9, 2009 at 6:30 AM

    Who is this MK chick? Hey, MK, go away, this site if just for intelligent people who get the joke.

    What a maroon.

    • PoorOrlando said, on June 9, 2009 at 6:32 AM

      Okay, so I made a typo. I’m in a hurry.

      “… this site IS just for intelligent people…”

  26. Mystic said, on June 9, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    Slightly O/T but gotta share. There is a show on Nickelodeon called iCarly and its about three teens who do a comedy show on the internet. Anyway I was checking the new episodes and the one this Saturday is called ‘iTake on Dingo’ which of course made me laugh.

    Back to the schedule DingHo bashing.

  27. MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    VS just got the services of Miranda for 3 consecutive launches! She has her own solo commercial for VS, and a line that are featured on high fashion magazines.

    Whether you haters like it or not, Miranda is becoming one of the favorites among VS angels, and many sites feature her!

    • Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 10, 2009 at 3:23 AM

      Go away MK. Nobody cares.

    • joders said, on June 10, 2009 at 4:04 AM

      Miranda has been modelling since she was 13 years old. She’s now 26. She’s had 13 years to reach the dizzying heights of modelling success yet you say she’s only NOW becoming successful and a VS favourite? This is not a very compelling argument, MK.

      She’s veritably ancient in modelling terms, she’s not a supermodel and there’s no way she’ll still be working in 10 years like Heidi Klum, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford et al. They’re the real supermodels.

      You’re way out of your league here, MK. You need to catch the next boat back to your little shippers world.

    • @MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 4:17 AM

      MK you didn’t answer the questions, did you? You just spouted some BS about VS.
      No one said she didn’t work for VS but she is still their B(orC)team girl.
      Everyone knows that AL and DK and Ali all get the best gigs. Dingo did a couple of launches but if you compare those to what AL and DK do for VS it’s pathetic.

      How about DJ’s? Why is she paid so little? What about that they hardly use her?
      What other jobs is this girl getting after 13?
      What sites feature her? You mean some chessy blogs like drunkenstepfather?

      In the US mags she is ususally Miss Not Pictured.
      She is ANCIENT for a model.

    • ezebel said, on June 11, 2009 at 11:03 PM

      You say that like working for VS is something to admire…

      • slapparr said, on June 12, 2009 at 4:38 AM

        LOL what a good point :)

  28. @MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 4:19 AM

    Correction: Meant to say after 13 years of modeling. It must have got cut off.

  29. MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 5:13 AM

    Ok to answer you questions:

    VS just featured Miranda on solo commercials and launches, and that means they like her. Now where does your beloved Doutzen leave that? She can’t even have a solo launch or commercial! And haven’t you haters noticed that Doutzen is like a living dead who likes to lick her lips every now and then during interviews… now that’s what i call tacky! Besides Doutzen is the FATTEST among her peers whether you guys like it or not.

    As for DJ, Miranda is shooting for their catalogue now in OZ , so how come you say that DJ is not using her? More people prefer Miranda than the old Megan!

    • @MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 6:26 AM

      Doutzen is also signed on with L’Oreal and Calvin Klein with contracts and has walked for the biggest designers.

      What has the dingo done expect for VS (bteam) and a department store(cheap pay) to come even close to that league? Nothing.

      Doutzen is also two years younger then she is and way ahead of her.

      Good luck trying to catch up. Ani’t gonna happen.

  30. @MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 6:18 AM

    Um, No.
    Yes, Miranda is doing a shoot for dj’s now but I said they HARDLY use her. She does the bare min. possible and she isn’t even featured on their site. Megan is all over the place. I think last year they even came back and said they got negative market research from cabbage patch so where are you getting that people like her more? That simply isn’t true.
    You still didn’t reply to why she is making so little money with DJ’s compared to both Megan and Jennifer Hawkins?

    VS used her yes, again no one said she didn’t work for them. She still doesn’t get half the gigs or the coverage in their magazines as AL and DK.
    Doutzen is not fat, she just doesn’t look like a 13year old boy with a stick figure.

    So what about any other jobs with Miranda? You didn’t answer the question as to if she was sooo stunning how come she doesn’t have any other jobs but VS Bteam and DJ’s which hardly uses her and pays her very little?

  31. @MK said, on June 10, 2009 at 7:22 AM

    If you think that Miranda is the best or better than her peers, i’m not going to argue with you cause that is your belief! But to say that Doutzen is a stupid bimbo for the very reason that English is her second language is so absurd.

    You know what, i’ve been following DK’s career since 2007 and i’m a big fan of her! WHY? Because imo, DK is one of the few models out there who is really honest and nice in and out. She’s also one of the testaments in the fashion industry that you can be successful without any hype, fuss, controversies, lies, or famous/rich boyfriend!

    Now, if you want to say that DK is FAT, that’s fine again with me cause for more than two years now, her athletic/curvy body is just the same and she still manages to get BIG/DECENT contracts, ad campaigns, commercial, and hifashion magazine covers and editorials – just this year of 09, DK has 4 consecutive covers of VOGUE(Germany, Latin America, Mexico, Spain) editorials for US VOGUE (April, May, June) and just recently, the US Harpers Bazaar cover.

    Now if you again think that DK is a mediocre model, i’d suggest you look at her profile at models.com and see all her existing contracts and campaigns… not to mention her threads at bellazon and tfs! Start reading it from the beginning to the last page, and i challenge you to come back here again and say DK is fat, ugly, and mediocre!

    If that’s not enough, i will add that DK has a new campaign coming out for Tifanny and co. and a new contract with C&A (you know the brand that also featured Gisele and Alessandra).

    So if you want to insult another model cause you think Miranda is the best or much better, think twice hun!

    • Ki-Ki said, on June 10, 2009 at 9:44 AM

      Mk & @Mk 7:22:27:

      Why are arguing with yourself? You’re saying 2 different things under one IP address. Go away, plz.

      • Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 10, 2009 at 10:10 AM

        Bwah! I guess you now have your own personal hit generator Anners!

        • Ki-Ki said, on June 10, 2009 at 11:27 AM

          I know, right? :) This ain’t JJ, mofo.

  32. Akeelers Spielberg said, on June 10, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    MK, I’m glad that you grew a pair and decided to face down the evol h8ters on their own turf. You must be so proud. Now please carry your arse back to Just Jared with the rest of those repugnant assholes and wait for the next Kerrbullshit to continue your bickering. This is not a haven for the intellectually challenged.

  33. Mystic said, on June 10, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    I’m starting to think its MK herself and she is just talking in third person.

  34. pegs223 said, on June 10, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    This is just way to entertaining!
    Don’t you just love those trackers?
    It’s hysterical who you run across. lol

  35. jaded4good said, on June 11, 2009 at 12:56 AM

    ZOMG, this is amazing! You have your one man (girl?) daily soap right on your blog! That’s what I call enter-phucking-tainment!

  36. Overworked hobag said, on June 11, 2009 at 2:34 AM

    Guys give the girl a break – she’s clearly a kid.

  37. Ki-Ki said, on June 11, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    For the record, the “@MK” with the green avatar is a real person. The later “@MK” with the magenta-ish avatar is the phake one.

    Overworked Hobag: A kid who’s been following Doutzen Kroes for two years and impersonating other commenters? :) Methinks its a wind-up.

  38. eri said, on June 11, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    Do you idiots want to talk about fashion?
    OK this is not the best I have seen Miranda look I love the shoes and I like all the pieces she is wearing just not together .
    The hair has seen better days too but Miranda is stunning lady and I really loved her at the MET thing and the Gorbachev Foundation Gala last year and her hair is usually beautiful .

    • Mystic said, on June 11, 2009 at 1:11 PM

      She might as well gone naked to the MET thing as she was already half maked with that dress. Her boob almost fell off her dress at the event last year. So you like slutty outfits?

      • theoriginal@mk said, on June 11, 2009 at 1:57 PM

        Yes, she should have but the nincompoop (thanks Aleekers) thought that she was going to steal the show and get all kinds of attention for it.
        That was yet anther epic fail.

    • Akeelers Spielberg said, on June 11, 2009 at 1:26 PM

      Can you expand your vocabulary a bit? The whole “idiot” thing is getting old. Here are some suggestions:

      moron, imbecile, cretin, eri, dingho, Whorelando, nincompoop, ignoramus, etc.

    • gretta said, on June 17, 2009 at 5:35 PM

      why r u even on here this is for miranda-dingo haters…I don’t care if she’s pretty, she is stupid as hell

  39. Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 12, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    I don’t know about the rest of you but I can’t keep up with all these MK’s, @MK’s, Original MK’s, LOL@MK’s. Will the real dingho please stand up?

  40. Wanda Rizzuto said, on June 12, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Hey, what happened to my Heavy Metal Wanda avvie?

  41. gretta said, on June 17, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    I would hate her if she wasn’t so goddamn stupid…on victoria’s secret she was like ”in 10 years from now i really wanna be a mother” what kind of aspirations is that, and a role model to girls

  42. Anners Scribonia said, on June 22, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    Hi Gretta!

    Wanda: Jajajaja @ “Will the real dingo please stand up?”


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