Mossers Looks Cool Again

 

Kate Moss looks like a woman who just dumped her lame scarf-toting, oui oui-strangling, and strange boyphriend and needs to celebrate.   I’m not saying this because of any actual reports of a break-up or anything, though.   Call it a hunch — there’s got to be some holy explanation for the new jaunt in her step.     

Here’s Katers leaving a meeting with the rich man who bankrolls her Top Shop line and gives her something to do besides going on vacations every two weeks, being mun of the year, and nursing herself to sleep at night by singing Babyshambles songs whilst cradling a bottle of Stoli Tonic.  

Kidding!  

 

I’ll Take That Back, Now

Ms. Californication and her gleaming block of teethers lost their crown the other day.   Ms. Californication keeps saying that she got phired because of her beliefs.  She believes that  gay folk should not be allowed to get married, but that Christians should be allowed to take Ho pictures and get their ta-ta’s plumped with man-made materials if they decide to pursue a modeling career.  

I’m pretty sure that God disagrees with her, though.

Pageant officials say she’s full of shiz and that her being fired has nothing at all to do with her beliefs.   Sayeth them pageant folk:   “This was a decision based solely on contract violations including Ms Prejean’s unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organisation.”

Guess what? When you fail to show up to work, your phake ass gets fired.   Booyah. 

Sorcery

What Petey Did

Um… he got arrested again.   For the billionth time.   Not just for drug possession, though!   This time he did something extra special and endangered the lives of billions of residents of Gloucester. 

After a splendid solo show in Gloucester the other night, Dirty got behind the wheel and engaged in some drunk driving.   Usually I support Pete DirtyHo in all of his junkie-shenanigans, but I can’t stand proud with him on this one even though he is super beautiful and everything because driving drunk is the lamest thing one can do in the world .  

The police in Gloucester confirmed that “a 30-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of drink driving, possession of drugs and failure to stop for police”.   Those sloppy policemen forgot to add that he was sexy as phuck and that The Libertines are going to get back together real soon.    Holler!

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