Shag or Gag?!

Whorelando Bloom is looking better.    Shag it or gag it?!   I’m going to have to decline, though.  Just because.

By the way, his breastesses are bigger than the dingo’s.   Maybe Victoria’s Secret should’ve hired him instead? 

 

Bozzers… Again

I think they are looking at a photo of  Whorelando Bloom ho-strutting on the beach in Australis…

 

A Free Hobby Horse In Paris

Sienners Miller was in Paris a few days ago doing some stuff.  Perhaps she’s still there doing some stuff?  Who ephing cares either way ?

She and her phriends need to mix it up a bit, though.  Blonde hairs + black clothes =   Blah phuckity blah blah blah.

I just posted this for the title.