Trezzuh Yurselph
Mirandingo Kerr treasured herself by getting her dingo paws cleaned, trimmed, and painted in Hollywood the other day and here are the pictures to prove it. Hollywood is a strange place, as there are myriad stores that cater to canines! The dingo is in town to arrange pap shots for itselph and its master, Whorelando Bloom, or something to that effect. They went to Malibu and reportedly looked at a house worth 13 million dollars. They are looking for an estate with a large plot so that she will be able to run free over vast acres of land and kill field mice and other fauna at her leisure.
She really could have wiped the blood off her fug face before she went into this fine establishemnt.
FYI: The dingo is also doing porn on the side to cover the bills.
Have u herd of mi boyfrind? He'z Orrlandow Blume.... Yoo havint? He yoosed to dayte Kaight Bozwurth... Yes she was in Bloo Krush... and Sooperman Ruturns... and yes... she'z weigh prettier than eye am. And yur a bytch, lady.
O! Mi badd! I dribbuld bludd all ovah yur wite shurt.
If you look very carefully you can see her ugly ass lace purse near her shoulder. You can also see where Whorleando sticks his oui oui during secsi times... in her butt chin. Sorry.
I think she smells her career... and Whorelando's.
I am so gawjuss.
A dingo running in the wild
Ugh, just what I needed, the sight of a yesterday-shaved dingo armpit and weird, protruding shoulder bones and elbows. NOT!
Damn, she is U.G.L.Y
Dirty and nasty looking. Ew
This won’t help your “they’re just jealous of my stunningness” line dingyho.
So how you liking the porn industry dingo?
Hmmmm, I just did my own nails.
Maybe she is trying to get a job pimping for Proactive. That skin is just sick.
Eeeeeewwwwwww!!! My only consolation is that her career will be over soon. There’s only so much makeup and picture touch-ups can hide for so long.
(I think she peed out there in the outback and was running away from a rattler who didn’t take kindly to her.)
Haha, ickypoo, Proactive has standards you know. Not very high standards, (Jessica Simpson) but standards nonetheless.
I think the dingHo’s future with regards to her career has PORN written all over it. Couldn’t happen to a nicer canine, whoops, I mean girl.
She should give Ron Jeremy a call. Now there’s a Hollywood pairing if ever I saw one
(And a step up from Whorely in the fame stakes too.)
OMG i just sprayed coffee over the keyboard at the line about her butt chin – brilliant!!
Hey, where’s the evil genius these days? She always did say that the dingho was a heartbeat away from doing porn.
Thanks for the much needed yuks Anners.
You people are truly pathetic. GET A LIFE LOSERS .
Miranda is still gorgeous even with less make up!
@Wanda- Yeah where is the Evil Genius.
She has a wide nose, surprise she hasn’t done anything to it.
So, dingo escaped from the wild and the first thing she does is get her paws cleaned. I hope she took a flea bath to.
Aww her fans are back!
@eri and MK
If you are going to post here at least say something funny…….or at least the truth, it will set you free.
It looks like someone wrote instructions on her water bottle reminding her to breathe.
@eri
How about following your own advice. The dingho will never be your friend. No use in coming here to get your ass chewed for her sake.
Hey MK! Did you get a new IP address yet?
Why do Eri and MK always show up around the same time? Go away, slutmonsters, go away.
So you think you are funny behaving like 12 years old on the internet about a girl that you don’t even know and has done nothing to you ?
You are not funny you are kinda sad and pathetic being this obsessed with Miranda Kerr .
Since when does your opinion = fact. She is ephing funny and has the following of loyal readers to prove it. She’s been making me laugh out loud like a mad woman for 2 years now.
Honey plz lighten up, get the joke & move on. There are more important things to get worked up over than a celeb blog.
Word up Janers. Eri just because you’re too stupid to get Anners’ sense of humor doesn’t mean she isn’t funny. This isn’t JJ, we’re here to laugh at MK’s expense. If you don’t like it get lost, it’s exactly that simple.
I second that. I can has a laff every tiem I come here.
Anners, dingos are wild animals, not domestic dogs – they do not have masters, only prey
@ janers: Hee! But I saw this thing on Tv where some guy had a dingo as a pet. Seriously!
@ Eri: Likewise…
Eri, why don’t you shut the fuck up?
You can keep them as pets (in some states at least) but they don’t act like domestic dogs really. We have bred domestic dogs to be emotionally stunted so they are always like puppies (which is why they’re so eager to please and always want love/attention) – dingos are much more aloof once they grow up. You can keep them as pets if you know what you’re doing, but they won’t be so attentive (a bit like a cat I guess).
she’s so into herself…always pampering herself like shes some sort of big celebrity ugh!