I Want To Be Kate Bozzers, Part 1
If I was Moronduh Kerr, I’d want to be Kate Bozzers, too. She’s more talented, better-looking, the fashion industry (the real one, that is) loooves her, and she has a cute boyphriend who likes her.
Why is she standing EXACTLY like her?
Who brings an ugly handbag (the one on the right) of this size to an 'event'?! A silly dingo, that's who!
If the dingo copied Kate Bozers more closely, she would have brought something a little smaller.
This is what you'd call "An Unfortunate Profile". 
Here's Kate and her cute boyphriend (who likes her).
Here are some photos from the dingo’s nude Rollingstone OZ profile. This has nothing to do with the dingo cribbing Bozzers’ style. It exists for its own purposes and so on…
^ Whoa! That’s an awful lot of face-shading. Read the quote in the next picture. It’s okay to laugh at how DUMB it is.
^ Someone forgot to shave their bush.
^ What’s in this ephing bag, anyway? A new change of clothes in case she goes all wild and gets blood all over her?
Exhibit B:
Over and out.
The dingo equals epic failure………stop trying to be like Kate.
Ew, seeing how that Kerrazy Bitch is copping Boz’s style is creepy! Can’t someone tell her to get her own lousy life & stop glomming onto other people’s? It only makes Kate look better & better.
Kerrazy seems to need to copy a lot of peoples lives. I’m guessing she doesn’t like hers at all. Yeah?
Whorelando Bloom is an idiot who didn’t know what he had til it was gone.
Anners Scribonia, you are a freakin’ genius. I hope you’re getting paid for this stuff! I know you’re not, but you certainly should be. Seriously, somebody out there has to give you your own tv show or something. I’m so glad I found you.
Mirandho doesn’t stand a chance with you around.
That’s it, I’m mailing Whorley excerpts from this blog. Take that, Mr. Bloom!
Ah dear me, I’ve often thought it but i’d not put it together in such a way LMAO……
Anners you are one talented lady!!
She is such a label whore! If you’re gonna rock name brands, at least get the cute shit! One of the very few people who can make $5,000 worth of clothes look cheap. Yukkk!
I want to be Kate Bozzers, Part 1 – in your dreams dingHo, in your dreams!
I’m going to go team Dingo on this one. Bozzers does seem smarter and more dignified but at least the Dingo isn’t wearing anything dead (unless you count her style). Maybe she gets her clothes off and it’s a tad ditzy/slutty but she doesn’t endorse cruetly in order to get credibility from the fashion industry and I respect that.
What can I say? I am a dog person.
Janers- After extensive research I have learned the Fendi coat was some kind of sheared fur, so don’t worry no animal died for that coat. Please reconsider voting for the dingho in anything.
Really – where is this research?
I looked up her thread on TheFashionSpot & someone there said it was sheared. (By “someone” i mean somebody who certainly can talk fashion & she/he acted like she/he was very familiar w/Fendi stuff. Its in her “old” thread not her new one, if you want to look it up.)
Janers, what if she was wearing a dingo pelt?
Orlando, currently in Los Angeles, was not available for comment.
His mum said: “After six years of back-to-back filming he is relaxing and taking out his girlfriend Miranda Kerr. She’s a lovely girl.
Mrs. Bloom was then heard to remark, “I sure do wish Eri would go back on her lithium!”
LMAO….. good one wanda !!
Six years of back-to-back filming? ! What has he been doing, making sex tapes?
I’m not surprised that his mom said something like that. I get the feeling she loves the attention Orlando gets so then she gets it too. Even Orlando said the word ‘nice’ doesn’t describe his mom.
Wanda, then Ms.Copeland went and laid on the couch and called for her pills and cold rags. She was breaking out in a sweat after she hung up the phone. She also had her fingers crossed behind her back when she was saying it.
Whatever Eri. As if it means something? What is she going to say “I can’t believe my son has fallen off the radar and is doing this pimping shiz with this fugly desperate for fame panty ho”?
*running in*
Did somebody say sex tapes??????
Get in line, Sighs!
I’ve been waiting for the sess tape for ages. Mr. Rizzuto has graciously volunteered to watch and write a review.
But, but, but, the sex tape would have “HER” in it!!!
I don’t think any of us will be looking at “HER”, pegs
(okay, maybe Mr. Rizzuto).
I don’t want to see a sess tape if Olivier is not in it.
Team Orlivier!
I wish I wasn’t too lazy to do that sock puppet film I had in mind months ago.
Wanda, I am ready to pay a generous fee if it will knock you out of your lazyness. I wanna see that film!!!!
Wanda, I’ll help you do the sock puppet film when I get there in November and you can release it at Christmas time just in time for the holidays. Hours (okay, minutes) of fun for the whole family!
Yes, but it might not still be funny by November. Well, it’s a long weekend so we’ll see.
Ladies the sex tapes would go back by a good six years according to his mother, who btw, is an interesting dresser. There may be some Viggo action in there.
It would be awesome with some Viggo action.
OK, if any of you hobags really want to help with the sock puppet theater you can search for an audio file of an MK interview and get back to me. Chop chop!
wow that was completly retarded. especially the cpmparison on the first picure when ther are both standing sideways, that just happens. shes not gonna go on google and look for kates pictures, look at how she stands, and then do it, that would be pathetic, but no AS pathetic like you guys actually finding a picture to match.
and miranda is way prettier.. at least shes not an anorexic bitch. she won him fairr and squareeee!
and before judging her, please take a look at the mirror,, apparently you forgot to take a look at something!
Simmer down, Marcela. It’s not all that serious. Miranda is not way prettier… she’s super duper fugly.
Hear, Hear Anners
Seriously Marcela, calm the eff down, its all done in jest.
Apart from the part where Miranda is fug and untalented. That’s the truth.
It’s the outfit she was comparing – not the way she’s standing and I don’t think it’s just Boz who has issues with food either.
No one ‘won’ anyone – firstly, human beings are not prizes and secondly, Kate had moved on years before any dingos began sniffing around her sloppy seconds.
I hate how she always sticks her butt out fakes having curves…ur not gisele so stop trying to be!!!!