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happy birthday dearest anners!!!

Posted in Anna's Crushes, Banksy, Ben Barnes, Birthday Girls, John Frusciante, Orlando Bloom by tiffers euphonious on October 4, 2009

so happiest of birthdays to you, hot stuff!! i know my slack ass hasn’t been around for a while so i figured what better time to get back in to action than now?

you have such a way of making all of us laugh our collective keesters off! i have so much super massive respect for you and your school shiz. as always, i wish you the best in everything. you’ll so be kicking it’s sweet ass soon :)

oh and look, i found some pics of some hot boys who all just so happened to call me today to ask me to pass on their happy birthday greetings. for reals!!

Ben Barnes

ben wanted me to let you know that he carved his initials with yours in this here tree. true love forevs!! look how happy this makes him!!!

orlando bloom

this is whorely’s very sad and apologetic face. he said he hopes you can forgive him for shagging the feral beast. he said he was totes roofied in to doing it. he wouldn’t willingly choose to touch her with a 10 foot long stick! will you take him back?

John01

john told me to tell you he so wrote the song “anne” for you. the peeps doing the liner notes forgot to put the rs on the end of the name. a mistake he is very embarrassed about! you know he’ll find you!! :D

Julian+Plenti+JP

and cola gorda, well, he is very excited to be seeing you on the 18th of next month. he’s been waiting and waiting for the day to come. see, he’s biding his time, waiting on his stoop for you. it’s so exhausting being him!

anyway missy, i hope you are having a stellarly fantabulous wonderful birthday and that you get absolutely everything you could wish for! xoxoxoxo

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  1. PoorOrlando said, on October 4, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    Okay, I’ll let you have Ben baby on your birthday, but don’t get greedy. Isn’t he cute? Whorley looks so remorseful. You just have to forgive him!

    I hope you have the absolutely bestest birthday! You so deserve it for suffering so these months and months and for turning your pain into hilarity for the rest of us.

    (Thank you, Tiffers, for posting this!)

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  2. SadieJo said, on October 4, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    I knew it was something wonderous special when this showed up in my GOOGLE ALERTS today:

    “happy birthday dearest anners!!! « Kate | Blogsworth: Saving …2 hours ago by tiffers euphonious

    orlando bloom. this is whorely’s very sad and apologetic face. he said he hopes you can forgive him for shagging the feral beast. he said he was totes roofied in to doing it. he wouldn’t willingly choose to touch her with a 10 foot long …”

    I was laughing so hard before I even got to the end of the alert, I had to rush right over to wish you a very happy b-day too!

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  3. Anners said, on October 4, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    Tiffers! You’re such a sweetie. Thankies! Aw, that Ben pic and caption were glorious. I love John…

    Thank you SO SO much!

    And I hope you can post more because we’ve all (me especially) been missing your vivacious spirit and stellar posts.

    ^ Thanks, PoorOrlando & Sadie Jo!

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  4. brittanyambera said, on October 5, 2009 at 5:48 AM

    happy belated birthday

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  5. M said, on October 5, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    Feliz Cumpleaños, beloved Anners. Thanks for this blog, which routinely makes me laugh so hard I almost bruise my ribs. :)

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  6. tiffers euphonious said, on October 5, 2009 at 6:51 PM

    of course poor orlando :)

    anners – you know i adore you, missy! so glad you liked it and i hope you had a brills b-day :)

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  7. ducati said, on October 6, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Happy be-lated birthday Anners.

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  8. joders said, on October 6, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    I know I already wished you Happy Birthday, but it felt weird not saying it here.

    So…… Happy Belated Birthday Anners!

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  9. Janers said, on October 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Awww – cute post Tiffers

    Hope you had a`great birthday Anners – u def deserve some fun after all your hard studying.

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  10. stella said, on November 4, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    AWWW!!!
    happy belated!!
    i’m so sorry i missed this post. i have been slagggging on my visits here.

    hope u had some killer sex that night, or at least a finger bang?HAHAHA
    lots of love,
    jen

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  11. Senora Anners XII said, on November 8, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    i’ve been slagging too. :) Thankies, Jen.

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