Tyra Banks Lost Some Lbs.
Tyra Banques has undergone a metamorphosis. She has lost about 3o pounds and ceased appearing on the world’s stage with hair that wasn’t birthed from her own scalp. Tyra’s says she feels free! A few years ago when she gained the weight — that has since been immortalized in that photograph of her wearing a strange black swimsuit — Tyra said she wasn’t phat, but that the world could kiss her phat ass for calling her phat. I never understood that!
Tyra lost the weight by saying “no” to bacon bits and ice-cream. I feel safe in taking the liberty of saying that she probably did a wee but more than that. I’m mostly glad that she lost the weave weight, though, because for the most part, people look better all natural-like.
Bacon Bits and ice-cream sound really good.


What is wrong with Tyra in the first photo? Did she accidentially eat one of those fake leaves she is rolling in?
Still trying to stay relevant huh?
Her forehead totally scares me
love love love love love tyyyyrraaa
Yay, no weave.
I liked her “fat.”
Well, as much as anyone can like a pretentious model.