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Shag or Gag?! Matt Bomer Edition

Posted in Uncategorized by Anners Scribonia on November 24, 2009

Hark all ye bytch-phaces!   Behold Matt Bomer.   He’s in this show called White Collar on the USA Network, so I find it odd that he chose not to wear a shirt  with a white collar in this photograph.   Whatevs!  In the show, Mr. Bomer plays a dude named Neal Caffrey , which sounds like the name of a perverted milkman from 1982.  Though Matt is not my cup of tea (or milk!), you sort of can’t deny that he is classically handsome.   

Have at it. 

* This shag or gag?! has been sponsored by Aliers.

Photo Source:  Mattbomerfan.com

 

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WTPH Is Bozzers Doing?

Posted in Alexander Skarsgaard, Kate Bosworth, alexander skarsgard by Anners Scribonia on November 23, 2009

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can someone please tell me what in the Blue Crush hell Kate Bozzers is doing with her life?   I refuse to believe she’s gallivanting around town with this overgrown vampire just to diffuse the Chris Coldplay rumors.   But I’m starting to believe she is no longer with Jamers.   Woe unto me.

Here’s Kate and Alexander Staaaarsgaaaaaaaaaaard at the Arclight cinemas in Hollywood the other night play-acting like they’re either very reluctant lovers or very casual friends… casual to the point that he can barely stand to acknowledge their friendship by, you know, standing less than five feet away from her.   For that, he blows.   Bozzers deserves someone who’s not afraid to stand next to her.  Someone like James Rousseau, who seems to have been dumped like so much euro-trash.  

Sorry, Jamers.  

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the new

Posted in Interpol, Music by tiffers euphonious on November 22, 2009

i know i am a little late to the party with this info but i thought i would post it none the less! it looks like interpol’s new album will be coming out in early 2010! this is very exciting news! sam just recently did a brills interview with paste magazine and you can find it here (thanks morgan!). the best quote, in my opinion, is as follows:

“The new record falls back towards the first,” Fogarino says over dinner in his now-home city of Athens, Ga. “In trying to move forward, there was an unspoken realization that you can’t let go of your sonic-defining tag. There was an effort in Daniel [Kessler]’s guitar tone; he rediscovered it playing in his loft space for a year without anybody. The quality of that tone, played in a big room, is just beautiful. It creates an atmosphere.”

since turn on the bright lights is probably my favorite album of the decade, i couldn’t be happier! what do my fellow interpudlians think? especially about them revisiting their early sonic sound?

of course now i can’t wait for the tour dates to be announced! will anyone be traveling to shows? i know i’ll be starting my travel fund with my next pay check! ;)

spotted! julian plenti in san diego…

Posted in Banksy, Julian Plenti, Paul Banks by tiffers euphonious on November 16, 2009

ok so here is my version of how it all went down!

i found this setlist on setlist fm:

Fly As You Might
Fun That We Have
No Chance Survival
Unwind
Girl on the Sporting News
Madrid Song
Only If You Run
On the Esplanade
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Skyscraper
Let It Snow
Goodbye Toronto
Encore:
Horse With No Name (America cover)
Games for Days

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attention mole patrollers!

Posted in Banksy, Julian Plenti, Paul Banks by tiffers euphonious on November 14, 2009

Julian+Plenti+JP

thanks to whomever posted this piccie to the internets. i promise i am not an evil, vindictive image stealing slutcracker!

fellow gorda groupies! stella and i will be attending the first show of the julian plenti tour tonight in san diego. so if any of you other slaggers are attending let us know and we can say hi! :)

we will absolutely provide updates but in the meantime, here is an amazing song that i think should have been included on the album and it wasn’t – it’s called the larynx that you have. enjoy!