Adam Brody is kinda cute for a puny nerd who needs to be slapped. Here he is getting papped whilest walking his doggies. Shag or gag? Is this a shag or gag or just another random and wetodded post that exists for no other reason than this: I have a crippling insomnia that forces me to stay up and troll the web for utter nonsense.
Okay, it’s a shag or gag…
I love Fiona Apple but I can’t stomach Avril Lavigne! Anyway, Sheryl Crow and Evil Lavigne are doing an all womenfolk music thingy this fall and Fioners is gonna be there.
I’m going to take an aside for a momento to wax poetic on Fioners. First of all I love her ass because of that speech she made at the 1997 MTV Video Awards. It went something like this: “This world is bullshit, and you shouldn’t model your life on what you think that we think is cool, and what we’re wearing and what we’re saying. . . Go with yourself.” That was cool beans!
She’s also hot stuff because she writes her own songs, stays out of the news, and lives in my old town of Venice, CA where she likes to take long ass walks. Oh, and her last album was great stuff! All ye slags should go have a listen.
Back to the concert stuff! They named it GirlFrenzy. Deep! Cuz us slags is frenzied and full of hardcore rage! Anyways it will be a showcase for big name slags and no name slags alike and held in Irvine, CA on October 27. Click the source for more details.
P.S. She took this pic in me backyard. Hee Hee.
James Blunt is mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore! That You’re Beautiful song of his has just been dissed as the most irritating song of all time in a recent poll and he feels that people who criticize his godawful songs need therapy!
Says James: ”Off to the counsellor with you, mate. Because it’s nothing to do with me. . . I’m pretty sure I’m not a horrid person. I don’t think I am.”
You izz horrid, bitch! Your song is horrid, and your gassy, ill-at-ease facial expressions izz horrid! Damn, that was blunt! By the way, what the hell is up with him saying that people who think his shitty song is shitty need to go see a head shrink? That’s so stupid! James Blunt needs to piss off before I sucker punch him in his stupid nasty face. Yes, off to the “counsellor” with me!
Here’s a pic of PJ Harvey, because she’s the coolest. I’m a little tired and I need to take a damn nap or something. Be back laters with some posts about slag celebrities.
* Adam Brody was the logical choice after Colin Farrell and his extra stores of testosterone. Kidding. Actually this spot was going to be occupied by Jason Statham, but that dude can’t seem to take a decent picture. Seriously it is way hard coming up with dudes to occupy this spot!
69 A.D. - Saint Peter is crucified (quite possibly upside down). Or maybe this was 64 A.D. after the fires in Rome were blamed on the Christians by Nero. No one seems to freaking know!
512 - A solar eclipse is recorded by a monastic chronicler in Ireland.
1880 - France annexes Tahiti. I have no idear why.
1972 - The U.S. Supreme Court rules that the death penalty could be considered “cruel and unusual punishment.”
1974 - Isabel Peron becomes the first female President of Argentina.
2007 – The iphone is released. And I’m not being smartass, wikipedia actually listed this mess!
Do young men undergo crises after their TV shows are cancelled? Cause Adam Brody is starting to scare me. Maybe it was written in his contract that he had to be all cute and clean-shaven and wimpy. He’s still wimpy, just not clean-shaven, I guess, and NOT AT ALL CUTE.
I could be wrong, but I think he’s in Vienna or Austria or something. I don’t know why he’s running. I don’t care, either. Maybe he sees an open barber shop.
I think this is supposed to be Adam Brody’s new girlfriend or something. They were caught rolling in the grass together. Weird. She looks like she has a slight penchant for evil.
According to MSN.COM:
The Warner Bros. drama “In the Land of Women” opened at a weak No. 8 with $4.9 million. The movie stars Adam Brody as a heartbroken writer who moves in with his grandmother and forges a relationship with a neighbor (Meg Ryan) and her teenage daughter.
Am I psychic or what.
Wow, the second Adam Brody post in a week! Here’s the little slut in New York, waiting for his new movie to bomb open.
More than likely it will bomb. It’s called the Land of White Women. This has got to be a total departure from The Land of White People O.C.
Adam is a cute little bitch, though.
I don’t know anyone who would to pay to see this or anyone who would see it for free, even.
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