All seems well for Adrien Grenier and his girlfriend, Isabel Lucas (who was a passenger during Shia Labeouf’s car crash on the weekend).
I’m glad to see them both happy and healthy – I’m also glad I have an excuse to post this Home and Away clip someone posted on ONTD. It made me laugh and it’s as cheesy as they come - I miss soaps.
Adrian Grenier wants to woo Cameron Diaz! Says Adrian: “I have a secret crush on Cameron Diaz. I met her once and we had a dance.” It ain’t no secret no more, fool! You just told the whole entire universe. Ha! They had a dance. That’s super cute that he was able to hold onto that memory considering he is part werewolf and werewolves are always forgetting shit.
There is more to the story, peoples! The article has also included the fact that he has been an awful boyfriend in the past due to the fact that he cheats. I’m sure Cameron wll be beating his door down for sess real soon.
Adrian Grenier is not hot. I know that some slags think he’s a shag, but I say no shag and all gag. Sorry! Adrian, if you’re reading this, take heart: Paris Hilton thinks you’re hot. By the way, I also severely dislike your show and the crew on your show because one time they clogged up the sidewalk somewheres around Sunset Boulevard and Greenfield with their annoying ass cameras and shit when I was out taking my evening walk. And they had the nerve to act like I was getting in the way. Phuck all y’all! I’m mostly kidding. No bad vibes, okay!
Adrien Grenier and Paris Hilton just need to go make their ‘rex’ tape and get out of my face. Ha, just kidding. Is he hot? Peeps say he is, but I just don’t see it. Anyway, he’s been hanging out with Paris lately because he’s making some documentary about famous and untalented hos who get followed by the paps! I think he said he wants us to see their world through their eyes.
Oh, yeah. Bloody Good idea!
P.S. I stand just like Paris is standing right here when I am waiting in line at the post office and I wants to get slapped.
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