Adriana Lima sat down to get her mandibles did (that means she ate lunch. ha!) in New York and she got assaulted by some paps! Okay, I exaggerate. There was probably like one photog and she didn’t mind. See! She’s pointing him out to her lunch buddy!
Photos: Posh24
Adriana Lima is engaged! W00t! Yeah, who cares. What the eph is that junk on her back? Victoria’s Secret blows. I mean the televised show. I hate these re-re bytches parading all goofy and shameless on the runway in their knickers and such. Adriana Lima is okay, though. She’s the only one I wouldn’t punch in the face for the princely sum of fifty cents.
Back to her enagement: The dude is a Serbian basketball player named Marco Jaric. He asked for her hand in marriage like last night or something. Says one of their publicists: ”He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”
May they live long and procreate!
P.S. I only bothered with this post because the photos are amazing.
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