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Look! A Pap!

Adriana Lima sat down to get her mandibles did (that means she ate lunch. ha!) in New York and she got assaulted by some paps!  Okay, I exaggerate.  There was probably like one photog and she didn’t mind.  See!  She’s pointing him out to her lunch buddy! 

Photos:  Posh24

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Oh Yay! Adriana Lima Is Engaged!

Adriana Lima is engaged!  W00t!  Yeah, who cares.  What the eph is that junk on her back?  Victoria’s Secret blows.  I mean the televised show.  I hate these re-re bytches parading all goofy and shameless on the runway in their knickers and such.  Adriana Lima is okay, though.  She’s the only one I wouldn’t punch in the face for the princely sum  of fifty cents.  

Back to her enagement:  The dude is a Serbian basketball player named Marco Jaric.  He asked for her hand in marriage like last night or something.   Says one of their publicists:  ”He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”

May they live long and procreate!

P.S.  I only bothered with this post because the photos are amazing.

Sorcery

 

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