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The New Bachelor is white
I’m like so shocked! Like omigod, the new bachelor is blond! His name is Brad Womack. Like, I’m totally not going to watch this trash! Like, how come like, the producers of like the Bachelor like can’t ever find a guy who’s ancestry maybe like comes from China or Africa or like even, omigawd India?
Is it like because America doesn’t like feel that a black or Asian or non-white Bachelor is like not suitable for like primetime or something? Dang, I’m like so irrate right now I could eat a whole Kit Kat!
Channeling Fergie.
Alyssa Milano wants to be Fergie. Doesn’t she know any better? Fergie doesn’t even want to be Fergie! Just kidding. Fergie loves herself loads.
