James Blunt Is Nasty

I don’t know what it is about James Blunt that sends my gag reflex into overdrive.  I think it’s his face!  It’s the face of a perv who walks around with mirrors strapped to his shoes so that he can spy what’s going on underneath womenfolks’ dresses.

There is actually a point to this post.  Okay, not really.  It seems James Blunt can’t live without getting his sessual jollies on in the regular.  Sayeth James:  “Sex is as important to me as it is to the next man, and, you know, it’s pretty important to him.”  

One more thing:   James doesn’t give a toss about negative press because too many people appreciate him for it to bother him all that much.  Sayeth James:   “Sometimes, reading my own media, the negativity can upset me, but I just deal with things on a positive basis. I have 20,000 people singing my words back to me on a nightly basis – they share my hopes and fears, and they relate to my own life experiences. I am happy.”

Wow.  He performs every night for 20,000 people?  That’s a lot of sess! 

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Not Beautiful

James Blunt is hideous as all hell.  No offense, but he looks like a giant perv who walks around with mirrors strapped to his shoes.   Anyway, according to a stupid article I just read, he likes to hang out in Switzerland and rid virgins of their titles.   A skank who frequents the resort had this to say:  ”He does very well for himself when he comes here.  Last season, I saw loads of the chalet girls working out there wearing T-shirts emblazoned with ‘James Blunt took my virginity‘. . . I can’t believe he’s had all of them, but going on his previous form, I suppose you can never rule anything out.”

Wow, that’s all sorts of nasty.  I mean I’m sure the t-shirts are a joke and stuff, but I’m also pretty sure the t-shirts wouldn’t have been produced if this was 100% bunk.  As added proof that James is a skank, the article added this quote that James probably made 200 years ago when people may have given a damn about him:  ”I once found myself in a swimming pool in Los Angeles with nine naked models and I was the only bloke. I’d like to think any woman I have known has enjoyed being with me.” 

Yeah, I’m sure he would like to think that, but you know that’s not how it went down.  He looks like he blows as much in bed as he does on stage and elsewhere.  Ha. 

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Say It Ain’t So!

I just heard some distressing news!   Reese Witherspoon may be dating James Blunt.  Fugacity!  He scares me!   Imagine the terror Ava and Deacon will feel when they first lock eyes with him!  Granted Halloween is right around the corner, but still.  He gives off a strong perv vibe, and I don’t think that’s best for a woman with two little ones at home.  

Anyway, the two met after his show at some theater in L.A. that supports creepy British singers with rheumy eyes, and they “hit it off” big time.   Says a source:  “She looked relaxed and happy, and when James finished his set and walked into the bar, Reese practically ran to him. . .  Reese was laughing and smiling. They seemed to have great chemistry. . .  She was saying how much she loved his music and making it obvious that she was really into him. They clearly shared a connection.”

Boo to that!   WTF happened to Jake Gyllenhaal?  He keeps getting shafted.  I don’t like this mess.  Actually I don’t care who she dates, it’s just always better to have a position on issues, even if it’s invented.

P.S.  This picture is so ephing old.  But it’s Sassy magazine!   Does anybody remember that or did I just give away the fact that I am approaching my 50s?  hahahaha.   Actually this was right about the time Sassy started to suck.  But still.  That was some good reading back in the day.

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James Blunt is creepy

James Blunt is mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore!   That You’re Beautiful song of his has just been dissed as the most irritating song of all time in a recent poll and he feels that people who criticize his godawful songs need therapy! 

Says James:  ”Off to the counsellor with you, mate.  Because it’s nothing to do with me. . . I’m pretty sure I’m not a horrid person.  I don’t think I am.”

You izz horrid, bitch!  Your song is horrid, and your gassy, ill-at-ease facial expressions izz horrid!  Damn, that was blunt!   By the way, what the hell is up with him saying that people who think his shitty song is shitty need to go see a head shrink?  That’s so stupid!  James Blunt needs to piss off before I sucker punch him in his stupid nasty face.  Yes, off to the “counsellor” with me!

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They’re Just Ordinary Lame Asses

James Blunt and John Legend fancy themselves some hoochies, as is evidenced by these pics. It’d be okay if this was like, R. Kelly and Kid Rock. But it ain’t! These guys are supposed to be sophisticated or something, right? Those record company people are such liars! James really likes this slapper, though — check out that finger lock he’s got on her.

John merely comes off as a male stripper in the beginning stages of his shift. TMZ says John was in Vegas. I have no clue where James Blunt was, nor do I care. Gnarly.