Sienners and Juders May Have Reunited

This picture is as old as PHUCK!

Hark!  The herald, angels sing!  Glory to the newborn famewhoring king and queen!  

Just kidding.    

 So it seems as though Jude Lawr and Sienner Miller have reconnected in a loving sort of way.   The two had Thanksgiving dinner together last week where they  ”shared a $350 bottle of red wine — and at least one passionate kiss”.   Since then, they have been spotted all around New York  making chaste love to each other in public.

CNN says so! 

This is just the sort of news the world needs right now or something.  

Hey Jude

Oh bugger this.   The future father of my unborn child, Jude Law,  is in the process of becoming the daddy of some slag’s child.   Whatever.  The Daily Mail says that  “Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year.  Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life.   This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

The abbreviated version of all of that elegant mumbo-jumbo uttered above by Jude Law’s publicity team is this:   Someone found out that Jude Law impreggered some woman, and threatened to pull a John Edwards on him; this person and the woman he impreggered are prob one and the same.  He prob hates her and wishes she’d never become aquainted with his oui oui station.  But she did, and she’s having his baby, and he’s going to do the right thing or something.

Phuck the lot of them. 

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Hey Jude!

Eww!  Gross news.  Jude Law may be shagging the creature on the right.  Its name is Lily Cole and I’m all sorts of disturbed about this.  Jude is still a hot piece though, in my book.

 

Awww

Jude Law took his son Rudy out to a London park for some playtime. Nothing like an adorable kid to up the cuteness factor when your hair is falling out.

Almost makes me forget he is kinda a douchebag. 

Leave Him The Eph Alone!

Why does every damn pap shot of Jude Law turn into a discussion about his phucking hair situation?  For example:

Sporting an increasingly receding hairline, Jude Law was spotted paying a visit to ex-wife Sadie Frost’s home in London, England on Thursday (May 15).  Being one of Hollywood’s top hunks, the “My Blueberry Nights” has been receiving a little flack about his recent hair loss – but seems to be handling it as well as possible.

How re-re is that?   Jude is hot stuff, so back off.  Damn, that is an interesting sweater, though.  Oh, and I have a serious cold.  That’s why I’m posting shit tonight. 

 

 

Juders Wanted Sienner’s Back?

I just read a brilliiant article from the Daily Mail.  And by ‘brilliant’, I mean brain dead.  Sienner Miller and her boyfriend, Rhys Ifans dined together at the Ivy in London the other night.  If she’s still  says they’re not dating, she’s lying through her teefers!   Anyway, Jude Law is apparently in knots over this, because he wanted his little slag back!  According to the Daily Mail, his friends say that ”he is going to great lengths to avoid bumping into the couple on the London party scene.”

Great lengths, huh?  Yeah, whatevs.  

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GyllenHo leaves a hotel in London

Yes folk, some believe this to be worthy news – well I guess no celebrity gossip is worthy news but we love it anyway.

What is up with that fug beard/stache combo? First Jude goes bald and now Jake gets hairy – somebody restore the balance for both of them, there are gonna be no good looking men left in Hollywood.

Karma is a bitch

Jude Law sure is losing his pretty along with his hair – that’s what you get for cheating on Sienners.  Does anyone else find that jacket completely fruity?

Excuse me whilst I brace myself for an onslaught from angry Judaloonies, this tends to happen whenever I post on him. Bring it on slags!

Hot Fuzz

Jude Law got his arse thrown  in jail the other day for roughing up a photog.  That is against the LAW!   Ha Ha.  He was trying to take the dude’s camera and rage took over or something.   Why do actor’s hate cameras so much?  Whatevs.  Hot Fuzz was a good movie.   It would have been better if Judes had killed him, though, because I’m “such a fan of murrrder.” 

Here’s some London coppers Bobbies. 

Daily Quote, Illustrated

“A picture is a fact.”

[ Ludwig Wittgenstein ] 

She’s a free Spirit

Yes this post is a little tacky and this site should be commited to simply bagging out Sienners but does anyone else think her life looks like fun? She has Shagged Jude Law and Daniel Craig, takes mushrooms, drinks wine and now she looks to be enjoying an iceblock in the boot of the car on a hot summers day.

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Juders New Bird

You just heard the sound of a million slag hearts breaking.  Or just Sienner’s!   Just kidding.  Jude Law has a new hen and she models underwear in Germany.  Jessica Simpson is too dumb for that job.  Kidding, kidding.  BTW I am over Judes so I could give a toss about who he’s dating.

P.S.  Do any of you live in areas where those yeller school buses have the logo “LAIDLAW” printed on them?  Am I the only one who sees the humor in this?

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