Archive for the ‘Milla Jovovich’ Category
Super Cute Baby
Milla Jovovich’s kid is super cute stuffs.
Milla’s legs make me sick and I should hate her, but I can’t.
It’s Milla !
Babyrazzi.com, huh? That is all sorts of weird.
Anyway, here’s some shots of Milla Yo, Ya bitch! and her little girl-child chillaxing for no other reason than the fact that Milla is cool beans.
Milla!
Milla Jovovich Has Cool Phans
For no good reason I visited a Milla Jovovich Messboard. It was sort of hot stuph, actually. It’s like the only messboard where there is a mix of oui oui possessors and gina holders. Cool, cool beans. The “Rave About Milla Sticky Thread” was the worst shiz imaginable, though. This one was my favorite — I found it on the ‘pictures request’ thread.
Can you guys hook a brother up with some pictures of Milla in 128×160 dimensions. I’m on a public laptop for a few days so I can’t…. pwetty pwease.
Here are the raves:
- I don’t think I can find so much words to say how much I love her but maybe with these I can do it: I’M READY TO DIE EVERY DAY, EVERY MOMENT FOR YOU …Hail to lady Milla!
- I am here to state my gratitude for you. I wish to thank you for encouraging people. You raise our morale. You give us the lead in faith, mercy and valour. Let you always be with us!
- Long live the Maid of God!
- Please don’t take this the wrong way, I too am a Milla fan, but seriously, some of your posts people, SOME are bordeline psycho.
Period. - Well… What can I say…
Since I saw her for the first time, I though:
How can a Woman be so perfect, so beautiful, so special?? - I don’t know what happens, but she got somethin’ that I just love…
If I could pass one day of my life with a celebrity, for sure that I would choose her…It would be one of the happyest days in my life! - MILLA, I REALLY, REALLY LOVE YOU!!!
- Milla, love you because you pass me great energy!
- Я там побыл и поскучнел. А тебе там не скучно?
- 1) use english here
2) this is not random chat - Recently I’ve seen “Recident evil” . This is one of the best role of Milla.
My heart is boom…. boom… boom… everytime I think of her.
Cute Baby Alert !
I guess Milla Jovovich ran into a rather charming pap because she allowed him/her to snap away while she proudly showed off her new daughter, Ever Gabo. Hahahahaha! The ‘Ever’ part is neat, but ‘Gabo’ is kinda nutty. But so is she. 100% nutty. Her brand of nutty is good, though. She seems like good people. Sweater boots!
“There Ain’t No God For Dogs”
I keep saying that I dig Milla Jovovich as a musician, so I thought I’d share some youtubage of Milla Jovovich as a GD musician! This first clip is for a song I just heard literallty ten minutes ago when I was looting youtube for gold. You should really watch this because it’s brilliantly crocked! I do love those uninhibited types. Aside from this cute clip, I only found a couple songs that I actually like a whole lot. They are behind the ‘more’ link. Give them a listen. They are from her Divine Comedy CD. I got that album many moons ago when I was fresh out of high school and very much into experimenting with music. Why Milla Jovovich? To tell you the truth, I don’t remember.
Some Slags Who Showed Up For The Miss Suxty Fashion Show
Are they wearing Miss Sixty clothes or did they come dressed in their own attire? I’m not sure. I couldn’t find pics of the runway slags. Milla Yo, you bytch! is cool beans, though. I think I love her as much as I can possibly love a slag who used to shag John Frusciante. Am I re-re for thinking her music is sort of awesome? I love him, too. The rest of these peoples I can take or leave. Okay, leave.
Milla Jovovich Is Not Phat!
I just saw this pic on some blog and peoples was saying Milla Jovovich was fat. Uh, she just had an ephing baby like twelve days ago. Still, slag is not fat. How silly and lame. Plus even if she was fat, who really cares. Milla’s cool beans because she used to date my ex-boyfriend, John Frusciante and also because as far as I know, she’s never dyed her hair blonde. I also think she’s super cute!
It’s a crappy gossip day and I have like an hour before I have to scramble so I’m just going to be posting a bunch of bunk for a bit.
Bone Appetit!
Milla Jovovich has been having some strange ass cravings whilst preggers. In an interview with Grazia Magazine, she says that: “I was craving bone marrow one day, and I scoured the whole of Paris searching for the leg of a cow. When I finally found what I was looking for, I cut it in half, digging out the yellowish substance, slathering it all over bread.” Sounds all sorts of yummy!
Oh, and Milla also has other food stuff to say: ”Before I got pregnant, I really didn’t care about food. I saw it as fuel, not something to sit down and enjoy. As an actress and model, I lived on cigarettes and coffee, and jet-lag tended to kill off any appetite I had.”
Liar! You wuz on crack and you had crack on the brain. Just kidding. I made that up. Cigarettes and coffee still sounds better than bone marrow, though.
P.S. This picture is old as sin. She is like Ultra pregnant right now! Huge and beautiful!
Peanvt Bvtter Did This?
Milla Jovovich said that chumming on peanut butter sandwiches throughout her pregnancy has led to a 70 pound weight gain. Sayeth Milla: ”I’m happy to tell all the pregnant ladies out there that I’ve gone from 130 pounds to 193 pounds. It’s a lot of weight to put on quickly and I only have myself to blame. . . I could eat peanut butter sandwiches and bagels all day. I see no problem with it.”
Too bad her doctwhore disagrees! Milla has since dropped the PB like a bad habit, and embraced the veggies because she wants to be the world’s healthiest mother. Milla also said that her feet have gotten bigger and that she can’t even fit into her old shoes.
That explains the flip flops on a rainy day. Peanut Butter is evil!
On This Day in History: September 1, 2007
* Milla Jovovich is really cute and she made a really nice album like 13 years ago. That’s all I have to say. I wonder if she’s preggers? She has that ‘glow.’ Hee Hee.
* Not much happened worth talking about in History, but you know what? It’s a new month, and that’s cool. Happy September, slags. May this be your most fruitful and slagalicious month evas.
* Louis XIV, the “sun king,” died today in 1715. Did you know that freak ruled for 72 years? That’s almost as long as George Bush! Ha Ha. No, it just seems that long.
* The Liberty Bell arrived in Philadelphia in 1752. Libery and Justice for all, slags! Or so they said.
Milla Jovovich: Earth Momma
Milla Jovovich is pregnant as hell and expecting a baby girl in November, yet she is already rearing her (Is you listening, Britney Spears?). She is going to take her child on a backpacking journey all over the vurld because she wants the kid to be ”fearless and appreciative” of it. Wait a minute, is this trip happening before or after naissance?
On her website she writes that: ”I want to take her all over the world and show her all the amazing places through my eyes, especially Mongolia, Peru, Nepal. Places that will give her a totally different view of reality. . . I want her to be in yoga and martial arts classes from like birth!”
Wow, Nelly! Let the bitch take a gulp of fresh air first! Just kidding. Milla also writes that she doesn’t ever want her little girl to “know what being stiff feels like! I want to take her up into the mountains in the snow, I want her to climb pyramids and love this earth, so she can help the next generation preserve it.”
That’s darling. I love her spirit. Milla is the cutest. By the way, I own that record she put out like twenty-five years ago called The Divine Comedy, and I think it totally rocks. I mean it doesn’t so much rock as rolls. Actually, I just mean that I dig it a lot. It’s good! Don’t laugh at me!
P.S. I’ll find a more appropriate pic laters. I added a pic of Milla and her baby daddy, Paul W. Anderson. Them two will get hitched once the baby arrives.
