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so it appears that a remake of the rocky horror picture show is in the works (more info here). i’m not sure how i feel about this given it’s one of those silly things from my formative years that’s still fairly near and dear to me. and unfortunately, mtv is at the helm of the production.

i adore tim curry and the only person i could see potentially filling his shoes would be alan cumming. i hate to admit it but i think rose mcgowan would make an excellent magenta. cola could play rocky. bobson could be brad. carlos could be eddie. dirty ho could be riff raff. and so on and so forth.

did you ever attend a midnight screening of rhps? or fifty? who would you think would work in the remake? for those of you not familiar, please see one of my fave songs below, sweet transvestite:

Ladies and gentleman, it is very possible that Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez have disbanded as a sessual unit.  It’s always extra special sad when adulterers split up.  Always!  Anyway, these two skankylosauruses met during filming for Planet Terror, the better half of Grindhouse, which totally ephing bombed at the Box Office.   That was a hot movie, BTW.  A damn hot movie that Planet Terror was…

Supposedly the split came down the fact that Robert wanted Rose to star in his remake of Barbarella but the suits (the peoples in charge) told him ‘no’.  They denied him his dreams because his last movie didn’t make any damned money and his girlfriend has as much box office draw as Carrot Top.  Plus her face looks all sorts of weird.  

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Ha.  I love saying ‘papped’!   Rose McGowan got papped at Barney’s in Beverly Hills the other day, Julia Roberts got papped in Venice (my old stomping grounds) and some other poor slags got papped.   Rose is the only one who seems okay with it which is why she gets the first pic.   I’m certain she’s way pleased about this! 

By the way, why does everybody hate her?  Is it because she stole Robert Rodriguez away from his wife and five children?  Haters.

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I just heard some brain barph that Rose McGowan got passed over for the lead in Speed Racer because the suits thought she was into the plasstic surgery too much and that nobody would recognize her.   Huh?  Is that true?  Did anyone else hear this?  Anyway,  since I had some extra time today, I did an image search on Rose to see if this was a real big problem.  My findings be this:  She has the freakiest face in the history of Hollywood and no matter how many times she goes under da knife, she’ll always look like Rose McGowan! 

By the way, when I say she has the freakiest face in Hollywood, I mean that as a compliment.   Rose is pretty for reals even though one of my ex-boyfriends once said she looked like dog vomit on legs.

P.S.  I also heard that she’s engaged to Robert Rodriguez.  She and Claire Danes should do lunch sometime.  Homewrecker’s ball! 

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Charmed sucked, and Rose Mcgowan is the first to admit it.   I quote her verbatim:  “Every year it would get picked up and every year I would cry.”  

Seems little Rose-homewrecker-Mcgowan just thought she’d be able to go on there for a season or two, get paid regularly, and sneak out the door with her dignity intact or something like that.

I never watched Charmed, so I don’t really know why I just said it sucked.  All I needed to know to stay away was that it was on the WB and Shannen Doherty was involved  — a pretty toxic potion if you ask me.

I’m guessing Rose just said this to buffer her street cred or something now that she’s starring in hugely successful studio films like Grindhouse.