Well, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have spliteth upeth. Susan’s rep actually says that the two of them broke their love chain over the summer.
All that needs be said at this time is that Tim Robbins is way hot.
Just a quick rant: I phucking hate finals! Why the hell is it okay that I have a 20+ page paper due on the same day I’ve got a three hour final in another class? I only have 1 brain, you scholastic dipshitters!
Okay, laters.
Hark all ye bytch-phaces! Behold Matt Bomer. He’s in this show called White Collar on the USA Network, so I find it odd that he chose not to wear a shirt with a white collar in this photograph. Whatevs! In the show, Mr. Bomer plays a dude named Neal Caffrey , which sounds like the name of a perverted milkman from 1982. Though Matt is not my cup of tea (or milk!), you sort of can’t deny that he is classically handsome.
Have at it.
* This shag or gag?! has been sponsored by Aliers.
Photo Source: Mattbomerfan.com
Whorelando Bloom and Pet dingHo arrived at LAX a few days ago. When they spotted paparazzi people, they split the phuck up. Orlandwhore mumbled something about “not wanting people waiting at his house” (presummably with cameras and shit) as an explanation for the temporary split.
He and his pet dingHo were apart for 28 WHOLE minutes.
The slagbrains at a certain messboard have spilled many tears over this fact. “How sad that the evil paparazzi people forced this resplendant couple to separate for 28 whole minutes!”
In the spirit of being even more dramatic, let’s say that the dingHo was without its master and the whore was without its pet for 1,680 seconds.
I just went through an entire box of kleenex.
Whorelando lied.
He and Pet DingHo did not split up to throw paparazzi people off their trail. They love the paparazzi! They wouldn’t even exist without the paparazzi. Think about it: If it wasn’t for the paparazzi for the past 2 or so years, would any of us even know that WhOrelando Bloom was even alive? Me thinks not. Besides, if Whorelando Bloom was really worried about his privacy, he wouldn’t be jamming his oui oui into the most fame-hungry Victoria’s Secret model.
So the real reason, then, why he and Pet DingHo split up:
It’s October 1st. I know it’s been fall for a while, but it never really feels like fall until October and Halloween roll around.
I always get a year older, the air always feels a bit crisper, and all of these really beautiful and vivid colors of plants and trees start to pop against the sky and I find that just totally lovely.
A few words about the blog: It’s going to be spotty for a while. Graduate school is really kicking my ass. I suspect I’ll be dropping in a few times a month just to sass Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom and the various other assorted flotsam and jetsam emanating from the world’s sewers because, for all its admitted silliness i.e., the act of bagging out celebre-re’s via blogging, it just so happens to be a giant pressure reliever and it also just happens to give me the giggles.
As always, thank you for reading! Have a splendid fall, all ye bytch-phaces!
P.S. Sadie-Jo: that phrase I amended to the title comes from none other than one of your comments on the Whorelando Bloom Links page. Hee!
ok so i had another surprise love last night and that was MIA – she was fantastic! the show was completely chaotic, hilarious and all over the place. near the end she had a bunch of people come up on stage and dance – much to the dismay of security. there is actually a really great review of her performance here that is worded so perfectly! here is a video from last night, she comes on around 3 minutes and it’s filled with air raid horns and just a bunch of craziness. it made me feel like i was 5 again watching a really messed up episode of sesame street! the energy of the crowd was insanely amazing!:
more after the jump…
Sorry guys – don’t harm me ok? I lack creativity and couldn’t think of a better title.
Since Anners has abandoned the celeb blogosphere I thought I’d post these pics for you which I theived from Popsugar. Unfortunately Whorlando didn’t bring out his dingo for everyone to bag on.
Sorry I haven’t been around to do any celeb blogging recently. I might try and make an effort now that Anners has retired. I would quickly like to mention that I think Chris Brown is a sociopath and belongs behind bars and Rhianna is pathetic and belongs in therapy. That’s all I’m going to say about the matter coz thinking about it makes me angry.
On a much lighter note - how friggin adorbs is this! This little baby gorilla is at San Francisco zoo. It’s funny how something that looks just like a hairy/ugly baby could be so dam cute! Sorry for throwing this in randomly but I had to share!
I almost forgot to wish all of you wonderful people a Happy New Year… Happy New Year! Seriously, last year was kind of nasty. But you made it hot by electing Barry Hussein Obama, and by being good people.
Best Wishes,
Anners
Bozzers is on the January 2009 cover of Marie Claire UK. That’s sweet that Mirandingo isn’t. Ha. So here’s some pics from the shoot (even though they are weird and don’t make any sense) and also some pictures of Bozzers emerging from a grocery storein L.A. on Thanksgiving Day.
Gobble Gobble.
anderson cooper and michael phelps in a swim off. i can now die a happy slag having seen andy in his swim trunks. the whole interview is on 60 minutes tonight (starts in 20 minutes for east coast chicas!)
Having the dingo be the first thing you saw when you came here just wasn’t sitting well with me. Besides, it’s Obama’s day.
The Huffington Post has TONS of stuff to sift through.
Au Revoir
Sienners galloped out of her marma’s house in Londinium the other day looking phvckin’ phierce. I lurve those GD shoes! Too bad she’s biting on Katers Moss’ style yet a-bloody-gain. I’m not too keen on the piebald slacks, though.
Important news in the history of free-spirited slag ostracism: Sienners may have to trot out of London to escape slander and invasion into her private liphe. Her stepmudder, a woman that goes by Ms. Hoppen, had this to say about this shiz: ”It’s disgusting that she cannot live in her own country. We try not to read the papers anymore. Now she’s going to have to leave the country to get on with life. She can’t live here now.”
Dear Ms. Hoppen: How do you ‘try’ not to read the papers? Either you read that shiz or you don’t. Let’s not play games.
Ms. Hoppen also went on to say that “She’s [the hobby horse] actually doing fine. In fact she is great. But we’ve only read one positive article about her ever. Why is it that if a man leaves his wife the new woman gets all the s***. That doesn’t happen the other way round.”
Still playing games, I see. I don’t think Balthy is marinating in praise over this relationship. It’s just that no one gives an eph about his grizzly ass. He looks like a rat. A phugly rat who ain’t got no morals. And who wrote that legendary positive article? I want to read it. Badly.
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