Cola Gorda

Once upon a time Ashtanga Yoga Booty became Cola Gorda.   Sorry, Banks. 

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Morgan is so smart!  I totally bit on her idea to have a separate page for stuff.  Here’s the miscellaneous Cola Gorda page!  Peoples are asking where I get pics from:  the messboard, yo!  The links are all here. 

* I think this is a good place to keep track of D. Solrac’s T-shirt thingy.  D. Solrac is aces for sharing the mole patrol with us.

* If you want to leave links here that’s cool, too!   :)

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Links:

The Official Forum/Messboard

The Unofficial Forum/Messboard

Paul Banks Community (Live Journal)

Interlol (Mostly Funny Captions of Interpol) 

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Blogs:

Not Interpol sites, but by cool slags who dig Interpol.

Chick On Speed

Moles Away! 

She Found A Lonely Sound

  1. Morgan
    December 11, 2007 at 7:10 AM | #1

    YAY for the Cola Gorda page! I love it!

  2. Lala
    December 16, 2007 at 9:59 PM | #2

    Great idea Anners.
    I think you should put a pic of his cola gorda jajaj

  3. December 17, 2007 at 2:59 AM | #3

    ^ Lala, I’m so Dumb!!!

  4. me
    December 17, 2007 at 12:35 PM | #4

    I just found this page! Of course it can’t be a Cola Gorda page without the cola gorda-good call, Lala.

  5. Lala
    December 17, 2007 at 7:29 PM | #5

    OMG that first pic jajaja is soooo good jeje :)

    Anners.- I didn´t want to tell you jaja

  6. Ugg
    December 23, 2007 at 11:50 AM | #6

    didn’t know where else to post this :D
    http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x187/brasilianinterpol/screancaps/milan/5%20NIIT/5NIIT1T.jpg
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. orgasm-face.

  7. D. Solrac
    December 23, 2007 at 1:41 PM | #7

    Ugg – what interview is that from? I;ve never seen it.

  8. Ugg
    December 23, 2007 at 4:57 PM | #8

    it’s from a concert in milan. somebody on IMB made screen caps. lol. but they did this interview before the concert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1RkUY-lAbw hahah. funny!!

  9. Anners
    December 23, 2007 at 8:03 PM | #9

    Cola Gorda looks freshly lobotomized in that pic, Ugg… hahahahhaaha.

  10. D. Solrac
    December 27, 2007 at 9:14 PM | #10

    Ok. The Artist is finally working on the t-shirts.

  11. Ugg
    December 27, 2007 at 10:08 PM | #11

    jippi!!! mole patrol!! can’t wait. i hope someday i see someone wearing a mole patrol-tshirt. at the grocerystore or something. hhahahalol. not likely, but I CAN HOPE. we should send one to helena!! HAHAHA.

  12. December 28, 2007 at 3:02 AM | #12

    Yay! Mole Patrol shirts!!!D.Solrac: But what about the damn medals? Is the artist working on those, too? ;)

    * Ugg: You are so cute! And so happy! So happy and cute!

  13. me
    December 28, 2007 at 5:27 AM | #13

    I’m glad that Mole Patrol-other-meaning thing was just a scare. haha!

  14. sara
    December 28, 2007 at 5:47 AM | #14

    YAY!!! I can’t wait to see the t-shirt design! :)

  15. Morgan
    December 28, 2007 at 6:46 AM | #15

    D.S. – When you say “The Artist” I keep thinking of Prince! hahahaha! Is Prince designing our shirts? Will they be purple? Sorry, I am silly today. For real though…it is very sweet of you to go through all this trouble for your fellow mole patrolers. I know how difficult “artists” can be. I’m married to one.

  16. D. Solrac
    December 28, 2007 at 7:35 PM | #16

    *Anners – I’m forging the medals as we speak! It is diffucult and expensive to work with solid gold, but the good news, is that I’m giving them away to you all for free!!! ahhahahahaha!

    *Miss Morgan – How did you guess that Prince himself is making the t-shirts? That little bytch is so hard to work with…

    Really, it’s no trouble at all! I’m having a great time doing this – I just hope that ya’ll will like one of the designs. Prince is making two different one per my instructions.

  17. December 29, 2007 at 1:15 AM | #17

    * Forging! Hahahahhahahhahaha. D. Solrac, u kill me…

    * Morgan brought up the color purple… can I have a purple shirt?

  18. D. Solrac
    December 29, 2007 at 4:42 PM | #18

    I don’t think the design will work on purple!!!

  19. Anners
    December 30, 2007 at 12:56 AM | #19

    ^ really? That’s cool, I was just being difficile… ;)

  20. me
    December 30, 2007 at 6:46 AM | #20

    ooooo, I’m so excited for these shirts.

  21. D. Solrac
    December 30, 2007 at 9:58 AM | #21

    If you really want purple, maybe we can figure it out. : ) I want you to be happy!!!

    But, one of the designs has to be a certain way and you will see why…

    Now if “the Artist” would just get back to me with the final designs!

  22. Lala
    December 30, 2007 at 7:35 PM | #22

    Hi girls what molo patrol other meaning??? I think i missed that.

  23. Anners
    December 30, 2007 at 8:19 PM | #23

    Hi Lala! I miss you guys!!

    * The other meaning is here: (go to comment #254)

  24. Ugg
    January 2, 2008 at 9:44 AM | #24

    HHAHAHHAHHHEHHEHHAHA. i found this on the IMB lookalikes-thread!!!!!! somebody posted this link:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/olivegreen/1157624357/ i seriously almost died from laughing. the poster said the guy was a loser, so i don’t think they knew him. BUT WHAT THE HELL hahahahhahahahahahhah.
    i hope it isn’t serious.

  25. D. Solrac
    January 2, 2008 at 9:48 AM | #25

    ^^ AHAHAHAhahahhahhahahaaaa!!!!!

  26. January 2, 2008 at 3:27 PM | #26

    ^ hahahhahahaha. That’s re-re.

  27. D. Solrac
    January 2, 2008 at 3:29 PM | #27

    I just email “The Artist”. I hope he gets those designs to me soon. Still waiting…

  28. Lala
    January 2, 2008 at 3:42 PM | #28

    Hi girls!!

    D Solrac I wanna see those designs i´m excited jeje:)

  29. D. Solrac
    January 3, 2008 at 12:41 PM | #29

    Here’s the first design:

    Well, let me explain it, this isn’t a picture of Banks. It’s a picture of a mole map explaining the Chinese meaning of moles from a mole buster in Taipei. The Artist changed the color of the hair, and added Mole patrol. It’s wierd how much this picture looks like Banks. The Artist and I think it’s a cool image – full of mystery! Tell me what ya’ll think. Next one hopefully tomorrow.

  30. sara
    January 3, 2008 at 12:43 PM | #30

    I like it, I like it! :)

  31. D. Solrac
    January 3, 2008 at 12:52 PM | #31

    Sara – you like it! That’s great. hahahaha!!!!

  32. Morgan
    January 3, 2008 at 1:45 PM | #32

    I like it too! Whoa, it does resemble Banks!

    You keep saying “the artist!” hahahahaha I don’t know why that cracks me up…I suppose I am easily amused.

  33. D. Solrac
    January 3, 2008 at 1:50 PM | #33

    “The Artist” is meant to amuse you! He amuses me like no other.
    Glad you like it! :)

  34. me
    January 3, 2008 at 8:01 PM | #34

    D. Solrac: At first, I didn’t get what you meant by “mole buster,” so I looked it up. Now, I’m like “Ohhhhhhh!!!!” haha! That is such a clever idea — I love it.

  35. January 3, 2008 at 8:07 PM | #35

    That design is kinda cool. Looks metaphysical… I’m kinda scared… hahahahahhaa.

  36. D. Solrac
    January 3, 2008 at 8:52 PM | #36

    Well, there is another one coming tomorrow, Anners!
    And yes, It looks very menacing and metaphysical!

  37. January 3, 2008 at 9:03 PM | #37

    Yippeee!

  38. Ugg
    January 4, 2008 at 9:59 AM | #38

    hehe cola gorda
    http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d29/yssiml/Interpol/Interpol%20live/interpol003.jpg

  39. D. Solrac
    January 4, 2008 at 10:36 AM | #39

    Whoa – he looks like a cafeteria lunch lady in that picture!

  40. Morgan
    January 4, 2008 at 10:46 AM | #40

    His ass is HUGE in that shot! Sam looks tiny behind those drums.

  41. Ugg
    January 4, 2008 at 11:33 AM | #41

    let’s just say it’s an unfortunate angle. or who cares? his ass is tiny now. tiny and perfect!

  42. Anners
    January 4, 2008 at 1:39 PM | #42

    ^ hahahahhahahahhahaha

  43. D. Solrac
    January 4, 2008 at 3:54 PM | #43

    The Artist forgot to make the next design. I can’t believe this isn’t the most important thing he’s got going on!
    He said tomorrow.

  44. Lala
    January 5, 2008 at 6:02 PM | #44

    OMG the first design yeah i like it but I don´t understand “mole buster” someone could explain to me please :)

    jajaja that pic of Cola Gorda cola gorda jajaja cute.

  45. January 5, 2008 at 6:07 PM | #45

    It’s okay, D. Solrac… we can wait. by the way! Yay! You got an avatar!

    * Hi Lala.

    Mole buster: someone who reads the secret meaning of moles?

  46. D. Solrac
    January 5, 2008 at 8:32 PM | #46

    Here it is. This design on a white t-shirt. No explanation necessary.

  47. January 5, 2008 at 8:33 PM | #47

    ^ Hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahhaahahaahahahahhaha
    hahahahhahahahahahahhaah
    hahahahahhahahahahah’
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    * brill!
    * are u serious?
    * BRILL!!!!

  48. D. Solrac
    January 5, 2008 at 8:34 PM | #48

    Mole buster – someone in China who will remove moles that are giving you bad luck or that are giving you a bad personality. All moles have a special meaning!

  49. D. Solrac
    January 5, 2008 at 8:38 PM | #49

    So very serious!!!!!!!!!! I knew you would like it! hahahaha!!!!!!

  50. January 5, 2008 at 9:58 PM | #50

    Can’t wait to own this… I’m gonna wear it at the next Interpol show for sizzle…. hahaha.

  51. Morgan
    January 5, 2008 at 10:03 PM | #51

    OMG, D.S.! I love it! “The Artist” has outdone himself…and so have you! It’s subtle yet in your face (if you’re “in the know”).

  52. Morgan
    January 5, 2008 at 10:05 PM | #52

    Anners, love your new avatar! hehehehe

  53. D. Solrac
    January 5, 2008 at 10:10 PM | #53

    hahahhaha!!!!!! i”ll tell The Artist – he was very sweet to take all these orders from me.

    Now, I hope people want to buy this damn t-shirt. The more people that order it , the cheaper it is for everybody. Now the process of ordering and getting sizes begins. This should be interesting.

  54. Ugg
    January 6, 2008 at 3:53 AM | #54

    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. oh god seriously… THAT’S TOO FUNNY. i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    if he sees someone with a t shirt like that… he must think we are mental.. like ..”that reminds me of something….. HUH?!!!”

  55. Ugg
    January 6, 2008 at 3:54 AM | #55

    and i wonder if he knows that outfit is kind of a BIG DEAL…

  56. January 6, 2008 at 4:21 AM | #56

    * That t-shirt is the greatest thing evers!

    * Morgan: Hahahahahhaha! U have good eyes!

  57. me
    January 6, 2008 at 8:13 AM | #57

    OMG.
    The t-shirt design is the best thing ever!!
    I want one immediately — It’s so great!!!

  58. D. Solrac
    January 6, 2008 at 8:50 AM | #58

    I need some sort of organized method to get sizes from everybody who wants one.

    *Anners – maybe you could make a post about it with a picture of the design – I’m afraid people wont know it’s here.
    Then I’ll give everybody a time frame for giving me their sizes and how many they want. Then when they are made, and shipped to me, I’ll deal with actual payment through paypal – and I’ll figure out shipment as well.

    Anners – is your avatar a lady in burka – or is it Banksy’s ass? I can’t tell! :)

  59. sara
    January 6, 2008 at 8:59 AM | #59

    The new design’s perfect!!! I love it. :)

  60. January 6, 2008 at 1:56 PM | #60

    It’s Banksy’s ass, D. Solrac… do you want the design on the front of the post? I just did one and I tucked it away on the inside ? — It’s a surprise that way!

  61. D. Solrac
    January 6, 2008 at 3:36 PM | #61

    *Anners – the post is great! I don’t know if this is possible, but could we delete the first design with the face and just go with the medal? I don’t want people to think they have a choice.
    Is that too much work for you? I’m sorry!

  62. Ugg
    January 6, 2008 at 6:30 PM | #62

    ANNERS. where did you find the asspics? on the online messboard? i’m making a video! :D

  63. January 6, 2008 at 9:49 PM | #63

    * I wish I would have read this! Ha! Ha! Okay I already deleted it… man! I wanted a choice! Ha. No problem whatsoever, D.Solrac! :)

    * Ugg! HHhaha. I found the pics on the messboards. Feel free to use these (of course)… and I left you a comment on the T-shirt post about your ‘moles’ video… that was great! Can I post the ass video since MOrganers got first dibbs on the Moles one? <—-hahahahahaha.

  64. Morgan
    January 7, 2008 at 7:16 AM | #64

    Damnit, Anners!!! If you get her ASS video then I get her HANDS video. hahahahahaha

  65. January 7, 2008 at 2:41 PM | #65

    Put your hands away, Morgan…. hahahahah.

  66. Ugg
    January 7, 2008 at 2:46 PM | #66

    hahah, sure you can post it here, if it’s okay for morgan!!! she kind of announced it on her blog. LOL. the ass-video might take a while tho.. cause i have to really search my ass off <- HAHA. for those pics. they won’t give them to me at the online forum, those bitches.

  67. January 7, 2008 at 2:54 PM | #67

    ^ oh whatevs! You skanks. Morganers can have the ass video… see if I care! ;)

    Why won’t the forum let you have those? That’s re-re!

  68. D. Solrac
    January 7, 2008 at 3:11 PM | #68

    Thanks Anners for making the order page so great with the sizes and everything!

    And I went with the AA t-shirts for exactly the same reason you stated – they don’t make you look like bulldyke! Nothing wrong with that, if you are one, though. No discrimination here.

  69. Ugg
    January 7, 2008 at 3:34 PM | #69

    because i called them freaks, and then asked for asspics.. :( and they deleted my post!

  70. Morgan
    January 7, 2008 at 4:09 PM | #70

    Anners & Ugg – First off…hahahaha @ “Put your hands away, Morgan!”

    Since I am a nice person & I did get the “Moles” video, it’s only fair that Anners gets the ASS video! But, I still want HANDS! We can take turns. :)

    Ugg – Anners & I are fighting over your videos! Not really, but still you should be proud of your excellent film editing skills! You better keep ‘em coming! hahahaha

  71. Lala
    January 7, 2008 at 6:24 PM | #71

    Girls what moles video and ass video???? jeje i want to see it :)

  72. January 7, 2008 at 8:56 PM | #72

    * D. Solrac! Oh, thanks! You’re soooo welcome. You’re great! Sorry, bulldykes….

    * Lala: jajjajajaa. That was the funniest comment ever! It’s on Morgan’s blog: http://welliwonder.wordpress.com

    * Morgan: Thanx for laughing, pal!

    * Ugg: Great tactic there… calling people names and then asking them for favors… :)

  73. Ugg
    January 7, 2008 at 10:31 PM | #73

    yes i know, hihi.
    but i’m a freak too.. so it was like.. hello fellow freaks, you understand why i want pictures of his ass yes? and they didn’t:(

  74. Ugg
    January 7, 2008 at 10:31 PM | #74

    i stole yours btw.. if that’s okay????

  75. January 7, 2008 at 11:50 PM | #75

    ^ hahhahaha. I stole these myself… help yourself.

  76. Ugg
    January 8, 2008 at 2:03 PM | #76

    HELLO mole patrol. can somebody be cool and sexy, and write a hot banks-inspired verse about his ass?

    :D :D:D:D
    i need it for something. hahaha.

  77. Ugg
    January 8, 2008 at 2:04 PM | #77

    and thank you annerrrrrsssss.. i found out where you stole them, hahaha. and i found some more. woho:D
    please pretty please, write a poem/verse about his cola gorda:):)

  78. January 8, 2008 at 2:09 PM | #78

    I’ll try, Uggers!

  79. Ugg
    January 8, 2008 at 2:11 PM | #79

    THANKS!!!! i’m too lazy, and i suck at it. hhaha.

  80. January 8, 2008 at 2:18 PM | #80

    Verses about Banksy’s cola gorda:

    Alas, the ass ain’t what it used to be /It’s now an Ashtanga Yoga Booty….

    * Sorry UGG, I’m stumped! I’ll ask my pal Afro Jamaicano… he’s clever with this stuff..

  81. Ugg
    January 8, 2008 at 2:26 PM | #81

    hahahahha that was great, but i ment like THE WAY he writes lyrics.. like that post you did!!!!

  82. Ugg
    January 8, 2008 at 2:26 PM | #82

    oh, look it stopped growing?

  83. January 8, 2008 at 2:35 PM | #83

    Oh!

    ^ hahahhahaha! Look it stopped growing!

    * I’ll do a post…. that way everybody can help. Gimme 5 minutes.

  84. January 8, 2008 at 2:36 PM | #84

    There’s no “I” in cola Gorda…

  85. Ugg
    January 8, 2008 at 2:42 PM | #85

    HAHAHHAHAHAAHAAH that was hilarious.
    a post, wow. hahaha.

    “a time to be not so small” cola gorda!!!!!

  86. January 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM | #86

    ^ hahahha.

    * Put your arse away…
    * Mind over Arse…

  87. kick
    January 14, 2008 at 7:51 AM | #87

    I’m confused—what password are we supposed to be using? Do we have to set up an account somewhere? I think I missed something important.

  88. Ugg
    January 14, 2008 at 9:01 AM | #88

    hey kick!what kind of account do you mean? and where? an cola gorda account? hahaa. unlimited access!!!!!

  89. Ugg
    January 14, 2008 at 9:23 AM | #89

    WHAT? is the secret password thing?????? tba????

  90. Morgan
    January 14, 2008 at 10:22 AM | #90

    This password/TBA stuff is scaring me! I hope I didn’t miss something either!

  91. Morgan
    January 14, 2008 at 10:34 AM | #91

    Anners – Spare me the suspense! hahahahaha

  92. January 14, 2008 at 11:08 AM | #92

    Just waiting Anners aproves it :)

  93. D. Solrac
    January 14, 2008 at 11:42 AM | #93

    Ohhhhhhhhhhh……………

  94. sara
    January 14, 2008 at 12:37 PM | #94

    What’s happenin’? I’m confused.

  95. me
    January 14, 2008 at 12:52 PM | #95

    yeah–I’m not quite getting it (if I’m even supposed to be)….

  96. D. Solrac
    January 14, 2008 at 1:16 PM | #96

    I think maybe is special post is coming and it’s not quite ready. That’s my guess ;)

  97. Ugg
    January 14, 2008 at 1:37 PM | #97

    secrets!!!!!!!

  98. stella
    January 14, 2008 at 2:08 PM | #98

    i put my password and it wouldnt let me read.
    i’m pissed

  99. January 14, 2008 at 2:57 PM | #99

    Just wait Anners… :)

  100. Ugg
    January 14, 2008 at 3:46 PM | #100

    whaat is gooing oooooon

  101. la maleditaa (cris)
    January 14, 2008 at 4:35 PM | #101

    hahahahahahahha

    no words to speak or add now!!!

    hahahhaahahaahhahh!!
    paul “bASS” uncovered!!!! \o/\o/

  102. January 14, 2008 at 4:36 PM | #102

    Guys I am soooooo sorry! Will explain!

  103. sara
    January 14, 2008 at 4:41 PM | #103

    I’m dying to know what’s going on!!!

  104. kick
    January 20, 2008 at 3:47 PM | #104

    I’m kind of not feeling the flannel (?), long hair, scarf combo.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/sideshow_sebastian/2205042203/in/set-72157603757342215/

  105. Kelly
    January 20, 2008 at 4:58 PM | #105

    he looks gorgeous. it’s nice to see him in something other than his interpol gear.

  106. Ugg
    January 20, 2008 at 5:46 PM | #106

    FUCK ME PAUL BANKS hahhaha just kidding

  107. Morgan
    January 20, 2008 at 5:47 PM | #107

    I’m so in love with him in those new pics!

  108. Kelly
    January 20, 2008 at 5:54 PM | #108

    i’m sorry Ugg, your font is just too small.;)

  109. me
    January 20, 2008 at 6:17 PM | #109

    I actually really like that look.

  110. sara
    January 20, 2008 at 6:42 PM | #110

    I think he looks quite good in that picture. :)

  111. Kelly
    January 20, 2008 at 8:03 PM | #111

    Why do I think he looks sad in these pics?

  112. January 21, 2008 at 1:07 AM | #112

    Seriously Ugg. That font needs to be 500% larger.

    Kelly, he’s sad because he just found out that I am starting to fancy Orlando a wee bit more than I fancy him…

    Kick: thank for the pics!

  113. kick
    January 21, 2008 at 7:29 AM | #113

    OK, I am surprised that people like this look. I’m glad you all liked them. :) He’s still very sessy.

  114. Jossie
    January 21, 2008 at 10:47 AM | #114

    needs slow hands hair cut,he smiles in the last pic, he looks cute,i always thought he only owned solid colors shirts and tshirts.

  115. Ugg
    January 21, 2008 at 10:53 AM | #115

    i don’t understand the font-joke:(((((((((((((((
    hahaahahha

  116. kick
    January 21, 2008 at 11:47 AM | #116

    ^^^^^I think it refers to crazies on the messboard writing for pages and pages in 800 point font about the sexiness of Cola Gorda.

  117. Ugg
    January 21, 2008 at 12:00 PM | #117

    hahahaha okay.
    i didn’t get that
    I WAS BEING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  118. Kelly
    January 21, 2008 at 2:25 PM | #118

    Kick, thanks for the pics. What don’t you like about the look?

    Oooooh – by the time they are back on tour, Cola’s hair will be halfway down to his Cola Gorda.

  119. D. Solrac
    January 21, 2008 at 2:37 PM | #119

    I love the long hair, I love the scarf, I love the designer flannel shirt, and I love his sad face.
    Wish I had been there. :(

  120. Kelly
    January 21, 2008 at 2:51 PM | #120

    D, I agree on all counts. Clearly he’s sad because you weren’t there!

  121. kick
    January 21, 2008 at 4:19 PM | #121

    Nice pic of Cola.
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2329/2209118059_8cbf94107d_b.jpg

  122. Lala
    January 21, 2008 at 4:43 PM | #122

    Ohhhh kick great pic of Cola he looks so serious mmm love it :)

  123. Ugg
    January 21, 2008 at 4:50 PM | #123

    that pic is awful

  124. Morgan
    January 21, 2008 at 5:50 PM | #124

    Ugg – I totally agree with you about that pic. He looks greasy!

  125. Jossie
    January 21, 2008 at 8:08 PM | #125

    ew! i can see his scalp.

  126. January 21, 2008 at 8:25 PM | #126

    ^ Hahhha. He looks kinda gnarly.

  127. me
    January 21, 2008 at 9:05 PM | #127

    Haha! He’s virtually translucent.

  128. Kelly
    January 21, 2008 at 9:21 PM | #128

    I really like this picture.

  129. D. Solrac
    January 21, 2008 at 9:46 PM | #129

    Where are these strange close-up pics coming from?

  130. kick
    January 22, 2008 at 6:04 AM | #130

    The photo from 121 is from an article in a German music magazine.

  131. Kelly
    January 27, 2008 at 3:52 PM | #131

    D, it’s from the new interview “Paul on Privacy.” It started some funny discussion on the official messboard – I can’t believe their mods are leaving it up! His 30-70% theory is a highlight.

  132. D. Solrac
    January 27, 2008 at 5:32 PM | #132

    Thanks, K!

  133. kick
    January 27, 2008 at 7:44 PM | #133

    Kelly, you’re right it’s definitely worth a read. He comes across as such a d-bag.

  134. January 28, 2008 at 2:22 AM | #134

    Can y’all post a link to that article? K, thanks bye. ;)

  135. kick
    January 28, 2008 at 5:49 AM | #135

    this is a link to the article and the official messboard discussion. It’s amusing. People sticking up for Paul’s right to be a d-bag (sorry but that is my new favorite word).

    http://www.interpolnyc.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20045

  136. Ugg
    January 28, 2008 at 6:00 AM | #136

    hahahaahahha d-bag!
    yeah, people are sticking up for him, but i don’t know why everyone is so surprised by this interview. it’s not like he has ever given the impression he is an outgoing happy smiley guy!! hahahaa. but some of the messboarders seem kinda angry too.. at what he said..
    i got the impression some of them wanted to de-banks themselves.. not good!!!! it’s worse on the onlineforums tho.. they think everything he says is genious, when it’s very obvious it’s not. hahahha.
    the interview was kinda silly, imo. but who cares when you got an ass like his? COLA GOOOOOORDA

  137. January 28, 2008 at 8:16 AM | #137

    UGG! hahahaha…

    What could he say to make fans being angry with him?

    Sorry, I know i should go to IMB but I’m tired of reading only posts of hardcore fans… or the girls the only thing they say have the word Paul on every comment

    Please, don’t misunderstand me. I love this blog, and all the comments here are really funny but in those IMB girls stun me

  138. Kelly
    January 28, 2008 at 8:23 AM | #138

    Actually my fave word from that thread is when someone called him a douche-twat. I think many interviewers try hard to ask him good questions, I don’t know what he’s on about.

    So I guess now he’s living with Ms. “last call” Christensen?

  139. January 28, 2008 at 8:49 AM | #139

    last call! hahahaha

  140. zu
    January 28, 2008 at 9:24 AM | #140

    I prefer laughs to people who just want to live in denial and will send you to shut up your mouth just for accepting Paul is like any other guy, kinda assshole.. hehe… I´m also surprised that thread lasted considering hte amount of gossip is in it, oh well..

    Kelly, you just made me laugh loud!! “ms. last call” hahahaha…

    And yes, I guess he´s living with her, somebody posted an article from chile in livejournal and it says “answering the phone from the house of his girl in Manhattan, Helena Christensen”…

    I would have thought Interpol would have gave him enough money to buy his own crib :-P

  141. January 28, 2008 at 10:00 AM | #141

    girl? naaa she is an old hen :hum:

  142. Jossie
    January 28, 2008 at 11:20 AM | #142

    I wants to see that article.

  143. zu
    January 28, 2008 at 11:35 AM | #143

    is in here: http://community.livejournal.com/paulbanks/151709.html?thread=1970333#t1970333

    is in spanish though…

  144. Jossie
    January 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM | #144

    Mexican here,jiji..
    btw i left you a comment on your blog

  145. zu
    January 28, 2008 at 12:06 PM | #145

    OH, haha, sorry, I know who you are… ;-)

  146. January 28, 2008 at 3:51 PM | #146

    Thanks, Kick! For the link!

  147. Ugg
    January 28, 2008 at 6:34 PM | #147

    zu! do you speak spanish? or anyone who does?
    i know just a little bit,not enough! but it would be really really awesome if someone could translate it!!! it’s not that long right? PLEASE PRETTY PLEAAAASE. :D

  148. sara
    January 28, 2008 at 8:27 PM | #148

    Ugg! There’s a link to an English translation somewhere in the IMB. The official one. I found it last night under the category “paul on privacy”…it was somewhere around page 5 or so. I’d find it for you tonight but I’m SO flippin’ tired that I can barely keep my eyes open right now.

    The interview’s pretty interesting, I suppose. He just sounds like a guy who’s tired of being asked the same lame questions over and over again…

  149. Ugg
    January 28, 2008 at 10:07 PM | #149

    thanks saara!!!!but i didn’t mean the german one, there is a new one, a spanish one, where he IS TALKING TO THEM on the phone , THE COUGARS phone. at COUGAR MANSION. aiaiai. hahahha. good night:D

  150. Kelly
    January 29, 2008 at 12:37 AM | #150

    LJ has been too good today! Thanks to my_lioness for this little gem:

    I’m not a Helena hater, I am indifferent to Paulena I suppose, but when I read this it made me laugh so loud. It’s an interview with Matt Berninger from The National (its quite recent, Dec 07 I think), he’s talking about meeting famous fans of the band:

    “When that kind of stuff happens I immediately email all my friends. Helena Christensen came up to me after a show once, so [mimes typing gesture] ‘I was talking to Helena, I couldn’t hang out too long. She wanted to party but I told her I was married’”.

  151. January 29, 2008 at 2:47 AM | #151

    ^ jajajajjajajaja.

    Abbey Drucker would totally ephing laugh!

  152. sara
    January 29, 2008 at 3:55 AM | #152

    oh, Ugg! Sowwwwy. “Cougar Mansion”=ahahahaaaaa!

  153. D. Solrac
    January 29, 2008 at 1:42 PM | #153

    Hahahahaha! Good for the lead singer of The National. Rejected!!!

  154. tamuchi
    January 29, 2008 at 4:39 PM | #154

    I love lurking on the LJ for gems like the above.

    Question, though, should I lurk or join the “unofficial” messboard? I’m on IMB because I like to keep it real (hee!), but I’m thinking I need to check out the other site…

  155. Ugg
    January 29, 2008 at 10:39 PM | #155

    ANNERS AND MASTER TSUKAI YOU ARE ON THE LIVEJORUNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  156. Ugg
    January 29, 2008 at 10:54 PM | #156

    GAHHHHH I WROTE SOMETHING to them.. hahahhaha. i had to.

  157. Ugg
    January 29, 2008 at 10:55 PM | #157

    GAHHHHH I WROTE SOMETHING to them.. hahahhaha. i had to.

  158. January 30, 2008 at 1:42 AM | #158

    Oh shit! I’m gonna pull the post…

  159. zu
    January 30, 2008 at 10:48 AM | #159

    ugg, I do speak perfect spanish :-P but besides that comment about he´s receiving the call from the house of his girl helena christensen, there´s nothing interesting tehre, the same things about live songs and records. Althhough, if you want to, I will happily do a translation and send it to you, just give me some time…

    About livejournal, people is normally very nice there, I dont know, but I really like Master and of course Anners and I say, as the wonderful song Ugg posted, let´s make love! haha..

  160. January 30, 2008 at 1:18 PM | #160

    Thank you, Zu! Yeah, I don’t mind the livejournal people. But I saw 2 people there who were saying stuff about Tsukai… not cool! ;) BTW, I love your Live Journal avatar !

  161. zu
    January 30, 2008 at 1:34 PM | #161

    True true… respect and love people!! and thank you!! Is a pic I took 2 years ago in Dia de Muertos.. ;-)

  162. me
    January 30, 2008 at 6:07 PM | #162

    There is absolutely no reason for me to post this.
    I just never saw it before and thought it was sexy. haha.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/galleries/interpol_and_liars_at_madison_square_garden/interpol_and_liars_at_madison_square_garden.html?c=14

  163. Morgan
    January 30, 2008 at 6:25 PM | #163

    Oh Me, oh my! THAT IS SEXY!

  164. kick
    January 30, 2008 at 6:47 PM | #164

    naughty and sexxxyyyyy. I had very impure thoughts looking at that photo!!!!

  165. kick
    February 9, 2008 at 5:54 AM | #165

    Hah!

    http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?phrase=vihome

  166. kick
    February 9, 2008 at 6:56 AM | #166

    Hmmm…Already posted elsewhere. Sorry.

  167. February 9, 2008 at 7:51 PM | #167

    Kick: :)

  168. Ugg
    February 16, 2008 at 6:11 AM | #168

    FUCK ME INTERPOL ARE PLAYING AT A FESTIVAL WHERE I LIVE, LIKE… RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET. I’M SOO STALKING HIM THIS SUMMER.
    HE BETTER BEE BROKEN UP WITH THAT BITCH, HE IS IMNE. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

    eeek. i scared myself. i’m so happy whiii

  169. sara
    February 16, 2008 at 6:51 AM | #169

    Ugg: You lucky girl! When you see them, tell Daniel I love him. ;)

    I want them to tour in the US again this year!!!

  170. February 16, 2008 at 12:16 PM | #170

    ^ Hahahahhaa!

  171. D. Solrac
    February 16, 2008 at 12:48 PM | #171

    Uggers!!!!!! I am so excited for you!
    you mean, you can just walk right across the street, and that’s the festival??? ***CODE RED STALKER ALERT***

  172. Kick
    March 6, 2008 at 8:41 AM | #172

    From someone on the official messboard—

    Paul in Chile
    http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/carlitaplop/Musica/Interpol/Paul/2312400543_901397281d_o.jpg
    Paul looks a bit travel sleepy but still able to smoke.

    Daniel in Chile
    http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/carlitaplop/Musica/Interpol/Dan/2313828062_358f39826c_o.jpg

    Does Daniel sleep in his suit? I would happily volunteer to find out if it’s true. :)

  173. Kelly
    March 6, 2008 at 12:37 PM | #173

    Wow, the weight he has put on is becoming noticeable.

  174. March 6, 2008 at 2:35 PM | #174

    Cola Gorda is making a come back!

    Yes, Daniel sleep in a suit :P He is adorables wearing a suit and white sport shoes :D

  175. stella
    March 6, 2008 at 3:28 PM | #175

    that was a hot picture of daniel.
    i’ve read that he prefers to wear suits than anything. i guess it’s like those girls who won’t stop wearing leggings. and i’m pretty sure they sleep in em..

  176. Jossie
    March 6, 2008 at 7:57 PM | #176

    manboobs!!!thank you colita

    i dont know why but this is my favorite daniel picture http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/2290327396_be6aacd40f_o.jpg

  177. stella
    March 7, 2008 at 10:30 AM | #177

    that’s a hot pic of daniel.. it’s the raybans and the shoes i think.. or maybe the happy expression on his face?

  178. March 7, 2008 at 11:37 AM | #178

    Someone is gaining weight don’t you think?

    http://img.zonacontacto.elmercurio.com//Fotos/Contenido/2008/03/07/0789.jpg

  179. March 7, 2008 at 12:28 PM | #179

    Ooh, thanks for the pics Kick, Master and Jossie! :)

  180. Jossie
    March 7, 2008 at 12:40 PM | #180

    you are welcome, anners.

    Daniel is my least favorite,but I’d love to be his assistant,poor thing is multi-tasking,the suit,the bag, his wallet, smiling for pics,oh wait, it’s Daniel.

  181. March 8, 2008 at 4:10 PM | #181

    http://partofthequeue.blogspot.com/

    here you can download the show..this is far the best recorded show of interpol. the people was soo hyper! and the band too.

  182. Ugg
    March 18, 2008 at 7:31 AM | #182

    http://www.tracksonstereo.com/pics/interpol_rj/Interpol2.jpg

    FAT ASS

  183. March 23, 2008 at 2:31 AM | #183

    ^ Jajajajaja.

    Mucho Cola!

  184. tiffers euphonious
    March 23, 2008 at 5:42 AM | #184

    ugg – you just made my year with that pic. bless you!

  185. March 23, 2008 at 6:02 AM | #185

    ahahahaha

  186. zu
    May 1, 2008 at 5:35 PM | #186

    another apparition of cola gorda in VIP events.. he looks super cute! and this is for you girs! ;-)

  187. zu
    May 1, 2008 at 5:36 PM | #187

    fuck sorry, the pic: http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/hatpaul.jpg

  188. May 1, 2008 at 6:19 PM | #188

    OH MY GOD!

  189. Ugg
    May 3, 2008 at 2:20 PM | #189

    happy b-day paul!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3

  190. Ugg
    May 3, 2008 at 2:21 PM | #190

    love the hat!! he looks hot hiding in the background!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  191. May 3, 2008 at 4:36 PM | #191

    Ha, he is hiding. Step away from the cougar, cola. Ugg, awesome avatar. :)

  192. Ugg
    May 8, 2008 at 1:56 PM | #192

    woah!!!
    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/banksy.jpg

    eeek
    more
    http://community.livejournal.com/paulbanks/157605.html#cutid1

  193. zu
    June 9, 2008 at 10:18 AM | #193

    Paul half naked… that´s all I´m gonna say…

    http://goldenfiddle.com/set/472/

  194. June 9, 2008 at 11:10 AM | #194

    ^ ooh, thanks Ugg and Zu… I already thanked Zu though… ha ha

  195. Kick
    June 21, 2008 at 5:41 AM | #195

    Paul wearing a headband. No I am not joking. You may want to avoid these pictures.

    http://community.livejournal.com/paulbanks/161924.html

  196. Ugg
    June 21, 2008 at 5:55 AM | #196

    hahahahhahahahahhaha what is going ooooooooon
    i don’t understand what the hell they are doing
    him&cougar=freaks

  197. June 21, 2008 at 9:23 AM | #197

    ^ Jajajajajjaja. Thank you for the laugh, Kick. Hahahha @ Ugg’s reaction. :)

  198. googie
    June 21, 2008 at 2:05 PM | #198

    oh man. a headband. a tear falls… i don’t know who he is anymore. so many things are just wrong… strange. perhaps that is true love, makes you lose your senses. but really. headband. that visual will haunt me for a long long time.

  199. Kellers
    June 21, 2008 at 2:39 PM | #199

    i think he’s trying to look euro — wait for the pink neon speedo, it may be next! cougar looks like she doesn’t have any teeth in a few of those pics.

  200. June 21, 2008 at 4:10 PM | #200

    http://community.livejournal.com/paulbanks/161924.html

    EWW EWWE EEWWWW THAT’S FUKCKIN DISGUSTING!! PAULS LOOKS LIKE A GIRRRLLL SKINNY GIRLIE LEGS AND HIPSTER HEADBAND

  201. googie
    June 22, 2008 at 4:17 AM | #201

    i almost feel like he might be doing it on purpose to fuck with the paparazzi… i just refuse to believe he thought it was ok to walk in public like that and that she didnt even stop him. it’s so awkward that it looks like his face has been pasted on someone elses body…..

  202. Ugg
    June 22, 2008 at 7:06 AM | #202

    i don’t think the paps care about him, hahahha. even tho he might think so.

  203. googie
    June 22, 2008 at 7:24 AM | #203

    today in the London paper Sunday magazine was a picture of HC….. next to it said she was barely noticed when leaving a NY restaurant with her “hot Toy-Boy”.. but it didnt bother to even mention his name…. haha… it said that the paps turned all their attention away from her and to Lauren Conrad and Spencer….

  204. June 22, 2008 at 11:11 AM | #204

    ^ hahaha! Hi Googies! :)

  205. googie
    June 22, 2008 at 2:46 PM | #205

    hey Anners! sometimes i keep quiet for a bit but the headband just got me too worked up… visually offensive….

  206. Ugg
    June 23, 2008 at 4:25 AM | #206

    OH AND BTW anners, i’m seeing interpol in 11 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :D :D:D:D i’m wearing the t-shirt too, hahaha. TO REPRESENT THE MOLE PATROL.
    WONDER if he gets it. haha lol.

  207. September 26, 2008 at 8:14 AM | #207

    If anyone is interested, D. Solrac & I saw Cola & Cougar lunching in NYC Monday! Details to come! More importantly, we met Tiffers! She totally rocks & is one of the sweetest peeps ever!

  208. Zu
    September 26, 2008 at 9:06 AM | #208

    Did you say: Congratulations cougar for this piece of meat? or something? a brick? hahahah.,..

    Thats super cool!! I wish I could go to new yookr!!!

    dont forget to tell us the details of NYC adventure !!!

  209. September 26, 2008 at 9:15 AM | #209

    ^ Morgan! hahahhahahaa. Yay!

  210. isobel
    December 8, 2008 at 11:23 AM | #210

    why is everything so inactive?
    =(

  211. kenley
    January 7, 2009 at 2:04 PM | #211

    Came across last nite while googling lord-knows-what.
    “Cola Gorda” ::dies:::

    …nuff said.

  212. May 5, 2009 at 5:08 PM | #212

    NEW PAul BANKS SOLO ALBUM!

    Cola Gordians get ready to rumble!

    May 05, 2009 01:57 PM ET
    Cortney Harding, N.Y.

    Interpol’s lead singer, lyricist and guitarist Paul Banks will release a solo album under the name Julian Plenti, according to the Matador Records blog. The new project, “Skyscraper,” will be released on August 4th.

    Banks has written and performed under the Plenti moniker for several years, according to a source close to the situation. While the album was recorded recently, some of the songs were written more than ten years ago. The album is described as having a “cocky, sexy” feel, with tracks that sound similar to Interpol, as well as some straight-ahead guitar rock songs

    fuente de la notica Aqui

    pagina de “Julian Plenti ”

    http://julianplenti.com/

    ooo I hate that stupid moustache…

    BTW.. Esplanade is THA song!

    I love you Anners, i hope you are fine with job and school :D

    http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/leofogarino/julian_plenti-1.jpg

    • Anners Scribonia
      May 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM | #213

      Tsukai! :)

  213. May 8, 2009 at 6:29 PM | #214

    this is soo cool i cant wait for the cd

  214. May 10, 2009 at 7:45 PM | #215

    Cola Gorda’s new name and soo project : JULIAN PLENTI
    http://www.julianplenti.com

  215. May 11, 2009 at 2:21 PM | #216

    got here too late with the julian plenti news,just realized,well he looks like the lost brother of the darjeeling limited brothers.

    • Anners Scribonia
      May 11, 2009 at 4:35 PM | #217

      HI Jossie! ^ hhhaa@ darjeeling lmtd.

  216. July 10, 2009 at 2:11 PM | #218

    Hey! Skyscraper has been leeked…

    http://community.livejournal.com/just_good_music/943641.html.

    • Minnie
      July 20, 2009 at 3:23 PM | #219

      Is it any good? I do not dare to listen to it yet.. :I

  217. July 21, 2009 at 7:54 AM | #220

    It is a good placebo… obviusly it’s not interpol but there are good tracks as “Only if you run”, “on the esplanade”, “games for days”… good lyrics too :D :P

    • Minnie
      August 17, 2009 at 7:51 AM | #221

      nOW that i’ve listened to the album, I have to say this, although it troubles me greatly: it might even be better than interpol! :O