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Greetings!
Anners here. I reside in the San Francisco Bay Area. I sort of have a fake crush on Orlando Bloom. I despise his girlfriend. At this point I’m just here to ridicule Orlando Bloom’s FUG girlfriend (the stoopit dingo whoar from Oztrailyuh), send Orlando awkward, public declarations of love (and fury), keep up with Kate Bozzers (since I sort of named the blog after her and all) and various other famous and semi-famous slags, meet up with my cyber family, and keep in touch with the lovely slags who contribute to the blog (Tiffers, Janers & Panders) and to keep in touch with the lovely slags who post comments.
Pax Vobiscum.
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Totally off the wall, but why is your top post always the Jennifer MANiston one? Ha! I’m tired!
hi kateblogsworth is best best best best. I love you . I need you. help you me.
Daners: That is a GOOD question! I have no GD clue!! I’m tempted to yank it!
Oh, and you’re a sweetheart. I saw your comment on Affers page Gracias
Why, you iz most welcome. It true!
Aw, I’m going to have a ginormous head now! HA!
Was he the celeb lunch date, hmm?
I wil abduct him if I ever dine with him
People, eat your fruits and veggies!
Hahahahaha!
; )
Got the email Anners. It was a crackup!
I dunno what the hell happened to my last post. Do u have any idea why the font changes and it has a blue background?
U get my email slago?
This comment from Tina on Michael Fassbender.net is why they rock.
One of the posters on MF.net was asking why we call him Mofo, and this was her reply
“I think I can asnwer that. Mcihael initials are MF which can also stand for a nasty curse phrase which i will not type. these girls always talk “street”. Instead of calling someone the nasty curse phrase i wont type often times in street slang you would say Mofo. Hence he is Mofo to them. they do mean it as a term of endearment. Did that make sense at all??”
I LOVE them over there. I’m going to have to give them another shoutout!
Ha! I just added them to my blogroll. Wow, we should have never started this mofo mess! Tina’s a hot chick for saying we talked “street”, though. Am I vulgar? I need to watch that shit!
I luv how you said, Am I vulgar, then used shit in the next sentence!
I’m going to add them too. And maybe give them another shout out, cause anyone who says we talk street is way hott.
Hold on, I’ll send you the link.
And yep, you is bad for naming him MOFO, but at least they understand its all outta luv
http://www.michael-fassbender.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=296&start=50
GO about halfway down and they begin talking about us. Then it continues on to the next page. I luv those peeps
Tina cracks me up!!!
She’s way too cool
There b a new Mofo post up.
Who the hell is Michael Fassbender?
Jane!! Hi princess. Um, go to Danae’s site and click Michael Fassbender. I have one post here, too.
BRB!
thanks it’s grown on me a little also…
Anners, you scare me sumtimes. You KNOW Paulie middle name?! It’s not nearly as cool as Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland.
Booyah!
And why must I be subjected to these rephresh commercials.
Of course I know Paulie’s middle name… how in da hell did u know I knew that?
Hee Hee.
And no, it’s not nearly as cool as Kiefer’s God AWFUL TRAIN WRECK OF A SHITTY NAME!!!!
Hee Hee.
U is just JEALOUS!
Kiefs.
Jealousy is an evil emotion.
So damn what
Hahahahaha
Okay, I am trying to remember the name of this indie film I saw, and maybe you know what the eff I’m talking about. It was about two Palestinian brothers who train to be suicide bombers, and sneak over to Israel, but one brother backs out, whilst the other decides to go through with it. I was in Arabic w/English subtitles. Any idears? It’s killing me I can’t remember. I hearted it and I want to download it.
Er, no. Anners watches straight TRASH!
I’ll try to look it up, tho.
Hey FrancHo! OMg I was crying when I went back to that site.
That lady scares the living fuck outta me
I was on imdb most of the night trying to find it. Then I went through all the winners of the Sundance film festivals, cause I thought it was one of them. It is severely frustrating.
BTW did you read this: Hang on lemme find it.
http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/tag/paul-banks/
* Read “Clider’s” commie. I loved the part where she talks about the girl in the rose garden.
Ugh. My head hurts. A little proper grammar and spelling would be nice sometimes…Sorry, I’m bitchy cause I hases a headache. But, um, fans like that really scare me. Like, restraining order scare me. But it does make me gigle
Yes, I know. I’d start translating them but that would be a gross misuse of time.
Hahaha um, some of your fellow Banksians are sick sick hos
I’m afraid if I start typing that info from the movie you’re thinking of into a search engine the FBI will open a file on me.
Don’t be surpised if FrancHo starts a little bloggie about Kiefs.
If you could see the crap I have been looking up for my story. A LOT of it involoving suicide bombers, 9/11, terrorist groups, Arabic language…yeah, I’m pretty sure Georgie Pourgie has a file on me somewhere. Or I’m on a ‘Do Not Fly’ list or something
And, of course, I spell involving wrong..and that post about retarded Americans, I’m certain to be number 1 on the FBI’s most wanted list
And if FrancHo starts a blog about Kiefs, I’m forcing him to get a restraining order.
I’m not going to mention FrancHo at all as far as the FBI.
Poor lady. Hope she’s not reading our comments. I’m gonna add her to the blogroll, tho, fo shizzle.
Okay, hang on and I’ll help you find yo movie. Was it pretty recent?
Yeah, I remember I rented it with Maria, Full of Grace
Oh, and I feel bad, cause I’ve been shagging a married man! When the hell did you marry Mofo?!
You didn’t get the e-vite? June 2007 (hello ALL weddings are in June)It was a big polygamous affair! Half of Bakersfield showed up!
Ugh, well he never told me! That bastardo!!!! So upset right now!
And polygamous affair cracked me the fuck up!
Was it Munich?
Ha Ha. Still looking.
I got that answer and Babel from every officer I called last night! Wankers
Was there any gayness in this movie?
I should have said Babel!
No gayness. I woulda slapped you if you said Babel.
Babel kiefs
Double bitch slap
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
Paradise Now?
Thats it!!!!!!!!!! OMG I want to HUG you! ANd you have no idea how happy I am
Fucking GREAT movie!
http://www.natashatynes.org/newswire/2006/03/hany_abuassad_d.html
http://www.natashatynes.org/newswire/2006/03/petition_seeks_.html
I’m stumped! This sorta sounds like it.
I found it? Yay!
That is it! I am going to go down load it right now!
You have to take back the bitch slap, now.
Um, no cause it doesnt make up for the Kiefs comment. He’s really hurt! Haha
How the hell did you find it!
I’m gonna sick FrancHo on his ass, then.
I’ll sic her on Orly then!
I typed this into MSN
indie film palestinian brothers Arabic english subtitles
yahoo suck monkey balls then, cause I typed in something similar to that and nada
Oh no you didn’t!
and the comments on imdb kinda scare me. People are ready to kill one another over comments about Palestine and Israel
Booyah. It’s all about the MSN web search. Plus I’m trained fo this stuff.
Whatever the hell that means.
Peeps is crazy.
Hahahaha
Peeps scare the eff outta me!
They should. Cuz they’re nuts! I think I laughed too much this morning. My ribs hurt.
Alright slag-o. I’m going to bed. ANd thanks for the help, yo. I may lay off the Orly insults…or prolly not
Kiefs. Rose. No pants.
Your welcome and Laters.
: )
But, I like it when Kiefs has a rose and no pant
.
Night!
That’s because you’re a perv, Daners.
Oh, yeah, thats right
Read Vicky’s comment. It made my day.
http://danae1.wordpress.com/2007/07/30/god-and-the-british-hate-gingers/#comment-1790
You know who she is, right? Need I say it: FrancHo.
O.M.G. That is exactly what I thought! I heart ignorant people!
Hey I was in Soho over the weekend and saw this building called Anna Domino and thought about you. Hope you had a great weekend.
Axiom Dre
Awww!
I did have a good weekend!
Hope you did as well.
P.S. Was the building hot and sessy?
I dont think she knows its really her
The FrancHo, i mean
Yeah, maybe.
Okay delete the comment I made with the link… cuz then she will knHow.
ok.
Anners you fibbed! You did not claim Tom Wisdom – that bitch is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone had a glass of Haterade this morn!
Kiefs is yucky, and I’m sorry about everything I’ve ever said about Orly. Paul Banks DOES NOT look like Samantha Ronson, he’s super cute!!!!
Anners people are being real mean to Bess at the Skinny Website. I was stupid enough to click on a guess who post coz I thought it might be homegirl and Bess has got into a big long argument.
Some of them slags have much deeper issues than eating disorders, they are mean. I think Bess will have to stay away that place is scary.
Daners, I fixed it. Very interesting!!!!!!!
Janers: I must go check that out. Stay away from that den of sin.
you suck! I saw what you wrote!!!!!!! That deserves a “YOU BITCH”!
It would be more interesting to know her now, instead of then
Kiefs is so GD hott and I would let him do duurty (yes with 2 u’s) things to me, and Orly is gay, Samntha ROnson is hotter than Paulie!
Just for that crack about Paulie, the comment STAYS.
AHhhhhahahahahahhahaa
Tell your cousin to stage an intervention before that slag loses it for reals.
Hobag!
I don’t think shes talked to her in like two years. Old girl never calls peeps from home anymore.
I’m reading your story today BTW. Once I get back from me errands. Of course she duzzn’t. Yo cousin is 100% human.
Not sure about the 100% human part. Love her, but dayme, sometimes i dunno. But she really is a sweetie
Daners who r u calling a bitch?
Anners!
Janers read the first comment for Sept. 6.
what the hell? did u manage to log in as Daners?
She left a top secret comment and I edited it. Ha Ha.
P.S. I saw the carnage involving Bess. Poor Bess. Some chick had your back, though. Lan was it?
Stay away from that hell hole, Janers.
*hug*
naughty naughty,
yeah that girl was real nice.
paul banks is soooooo hot!
I hate you
I know.
Hahahahahahaha
i am no longer stella:(
i am thamoon79, my usual moniker. actually i use both but wordpress made me change it.
my pic is not working but oh well..
I see your pic, Stells.
Damn wordpress! I’m gonna call you Stells anywway!
Where r u Slagbag? I took the day off to do my essay and i have no one to entertain me between breaks
* Sowwy, Janers.
* I’ll try to get back on in a bit.
just kidding Anners u go do wat u need ta do.
Guilt tripper!
love ya bitch!
have a lovely night!
ciao.
p.s. paul is mine!
ahahah i love to push dem buttons…
I’ll get you back tomorrow for splitting on that note.
Anners! was that mean what I said to Swag or just cute?
I thought it was bloody hilarious. I thought it was cute! Swag will laugh, too, methinks, whoever they iz.
The typHo network thingy is brill. Absolutely brill. I giggled out loud whilst reading those
the TypHo network is brill!
Oh. ha Ha. I forgot to tell you all about dat!
sent ya an email
Yay! I am trying too open it! Email verrrrry sloooow
Janers! I emailed you back! Opened it! I luv yov! Thanks, that cheered me up HEAPS!!
hahaha I’m very glad u enjoyed it.
aww I got ur reply, u r so sweet Anners. I had fun making it.
That was so funny!!!!!!! I can’t believe you did that! You are so gonna get it on your B-day!
^ Hardy Har Har. I bet you did have fun making that. Hee Hee.
I was a bit worried u wud think i was a fruitcake but then i remembered u already knew I was a fruitcake.
Plus I’m a damn fruitcake so it will never ever matter.
No ur not a fruitcake! you’re a genius!
we is both genius fruitcakes (tha best type there is).
I gotta get to bed, nighters
guess what Anners? u know how I bought a lotto ticket then decided its best to spend all my money on shares in order to fill my gambling urge?
Well I decided to go buy shares the next day (yesterday) and I have already earned my brokerage costs ($30) back! wahoo, I like this game is like playing lotto everyday and actually winning money.
Yay for Janers! yeah, sounds better than gambling fo sho!
it is gambling, smart peoples gambling. I’m spending my europe money.
No Banksy report?
My Monday is just not the same without it.
So sorry, Morgan! This will not happen again, me promise!
Our sissies have the same name, hehe – we is long losts twins
I know! Except I’m like almost a decade older! How’s your day Janers? I gotta go for a jog. C- yas!
A jog? wow I is impressed, I was thinking of going for a walk, BTW how do u know how old I am?
Hi Janers! Oops! If I knew you were going to feel like posting I wouldn’t have made that announcement earlier!
You told me how old you were didn’t v? Did I dream that vp?
u must have dreamt it up, how old am I
12 backwards?
u saw that on myspaz hehehe, I’ll be 12 backward on chrissie. dammit, tell Daners I’m 26 so she dosen’t feel a whole lot wiser than me.
I’m kinda ignorant and unwise but peeps don;t have to know this.
You are wiser than I and I’ve got tons of years on you!
oh u makes me laughs – I have the wisdom of a 12 year old.
The wisdom of a 12 yr old is nothing to shake a bloody finger at!
Laters, Koala Bear!
Oh my gawd – that site is evil but had me in stitches. Did u read the why did i start bit?aahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No! I’m gonna go read it though. Soon As!
I just edited a few of my posts to makes them nicer as I had a paranoid episode. Can we get into trouble for writing crap about people? Isn’t it defamatory or something?
Maybe I should lay off the pills
BTw Where is Daners?
Yes. But no one reads this blog so you should be okay.
Yes I thought that, but I didn’t want to run any risks (paranoid episode). I think I may refrain from accusing people of crimes from now on (except for Lindsay Lohan).
I effing hate Kate Bosworth! she make me feel like big fat cat.
I can’t find a nice car! well not one when in my price range.
hummf, this time in the evening I always feel tired and get cranky.
Where are my pills? arrggghhh
OMG did I just say cat? aahahahahaha I’m silly. I meant cow.
dis little mistake has cheered me up
Where is Daners? Next time I enter a paranoid episode I’m gonna worry that she has been gunned down or something.
Okay, I seriously feel like I’m only talking to myself in the ‘contact Anna’ post.
sorry!
heheheheeh tis ok, I was just wondering if u checked this thing – I don’t often check mine.
OMG Janers! I just realized how many of these I didn’t even respond to! Gosh, I’m so embarrassed.
I think I saw them, and we talked about these issues in other posts or something.
Anners is sorry. Daners had a bad day, she said she’ll be on laters.
I just adopted another cat
Oh, and I fixed the prob with the link
r u a Crazy cat lady?
Hahaha. A stray has ben siting outside my door for like two weeks now, and I decided to bring her in. Molly’s not liking her right now
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Oscar was a stray
I’m thinking of calling her Aggie. Molly’s following her around everywhere and hissing at her every now and then, which is weird, cause when I got Molly, she was one of four cats and two dogs at the home
Oh, how cute! You adopted a kitty kat, Daners?
Did I miss the party again?!
No, it’s still here, Me thinks
you guys suck because I’m tired! Your link is up Daners?
yeppers
Okay, me go pay a visit and then me go to bed. Did janers scamper off the to the skinny websuck?
“Um, she’s hungry. Throw her some bread, not criticism about how bad she looks. You are all mean skankerage!”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I did scamper of there.
That was a good one, huh, Daners? hahahaha
Janers, you kill me.
I am quite fond of the name senorita hobag III
U r a pyshic
I don’t want some pro-ano sluts tracking me down and killing me.
delete whateva u want
Me go to bedy bye.
By the way, I saw a Kelly Clarkson post… that was mean too. SHe’s not even phat!
i’ll have 2 check it out
wordpress is being retarded!
I hate study – my politics course is interesting – but DEPRESSING.
and I don’t have enough bloody time to learn everything waaaaaaahhh wahhhh waaaahhhh
You’re banned from blogging, Janers. Study time! : )
booohooooo, i have headache and am nauseaous and have not enough time for study – not my fault, retards at the university had to set assesments due in the week before exams, assholes!
Hi Janerrrrrrs
Goodnight Janerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
Sorry about assingnments/exams…
donvts!
do u use msn Anners?
i sent u email – nothing exciting tho
Okay, me go check!
the comments parts are gone!
Huh? You mean on the column or the posts? WordPress sucks!!!
the column
Are they back? By the way, I’m going to bed.
I’ve been searching for gossip and there is none – i keep forgetting its still the weekend for u backwards Americans/brits.
Hey, I’ve deleted Danae’s Bored.
The authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.
damn all those men…all those posts gone….
I was getting some crazy mofos for real. So I said eff it and deleted it
Just testing
hehe crazys luv the blogs!
Totally shocked, just SHOCKED you never need a Milli Vanilli fix
Blame it on the rain, Daners!
Girl you know it’s true -oo-oo-oo!
I’m in luv w/ v girl.
You best be wearing those leggings and dancing like Milli Vanilli when you say that, cause I am.
And yes you know its true
Daners, when are you posting your noir chapter? By the way I muddled your Bond story! I’m missing like the last two pieces! But geez! It was like watching a movie!
^ So awesome!
**** Girl, all I own are leggings and blazers!
That is too awesome.
Do you want the last two?
Yes, I very much do!
* And why iz v vp? I think I’m gonna go to bed at 6am. I’m not kidding… I have to post…
I’m up cause I slept from like noon to ten. Then I kept getting texts from Big Willie Style, so I got up. Plus I’m making some corrections to chapter one. Trouble sent me an email describing the neighborhood for Chapter one and I’m filling in the descriptions.
And as soon as I can finish the film noir thingy I’ll post it. But I’m not satisfied with it yet
Gotcha. Oooooh, so it’s set in New York?!
Tis
. Union Stewards brother is part of the NYPD and helping me out on that aspect
cool beans!
I sent u an email, seniorita hobag
* Gracias, Daners!
dammit I slept thru the party.
And why is ur time 10 mins fast?
She didn’t catch the not hot part, I gather. I woulda left this on the FrancHo post, but I didn’t want to incur her wrath
did u know about this? http://www.boxxet.com/Footballers‘_Wives/Source:kate_BLOGsworth
Hi Janers! The Link is not working.
http://www.boxxet.com/Footballers‘_Wives/Source:kate_BLOGsworth
Now? try cut and pasting?
mmm, maybe google blogsworth and see what comes up. It’s kinda creepy how stuff from this site ends up elsewhere.
^ I’ll try later… have to dash for a moment.. what was that all about anyway?
Oh i just typed blogsworth in to get to this site (I deleted all my favourites) and it was a post of urs about footballers wives on some syte called Boxxet, I don’t really know what it is.
Oh! Yes, that freaky stuff happens a lot… I’m scared about this internet stuff… Janers, we had about 6000 hits the other day… I think I wanna bail!
Janers I’m sending u email.
Crap! I feel so bad for trashing all these celebs to so many people.
I wonder why more people don’t comment?
You know what, a lot of people just aren’t into commenting… I could care less, tho, to tell you the truth…
the internet freaks me out a little bit sometimes – no privacy.
Um, how the eff do I change it so that when you click my name, it takes you to my new syte and not the old one. I already changed the new syte to be my main blog or whatever, but it’s still going to the old one
And it looks like your internet troll is back
can I kill it? something about that person just rubs me all sorts or wrong ways and I swear its Kiera!
* I noticed.
* You have my express permission to kill it! BTW Where’s the anger she’s referring to? Who’s angry?
I left you a little gift on my blog hobag!
smooches!
I got your dumb rexy right here
Ha! Dumb Rexy!
^ Gee, that was a nice ephing gift! And I didn’t call you a ‘dumb rexy’ per se…. I called you a rexy first, and then I called you dumb!
ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!
(*teehee!)
^ I luv u Trouble (TRexy, dumbrexy)!
I luv u too Anner Bananer!
Elderly men?! They’re not elderly. They’re experienced.
I just re-read the typho network page. Mad at you! At least I’m not fawning ova gay men!
And Orly looks like a FP in dat pic. (future pedophile)
MWAHZ! Luv you!
You suck really badly, Daners. That’s all I have to say.
Oh, and hahaha. I updated your link… you do dig the gerries.
I am charming and witty.
The gerries! Whatevs
* You’re 95% evil and 5% Charming and witty. Doesn’t pan out well…
* I’m looking for stories right now and I’m not finding much…
* And how can you slam Orlando like that, btw? You’re a liar! He’s hot in that pic. Deal with it, mofo!
I speaks da truf!
And not too much is happening in Hollywood! ‘Sept Alba’s preggers
I got to go to sleep so I’s can get up at 4.
I hope Koala Janers didn’t get eaten by a dingo. I learned from The Simpsons dingos eat humans in Australia
Damn, that’s early. Nighters.
ummm…ladies? I have something to tell you…and it’s not gonna’ be easy…so, I’ll just throw it out there.
Look at what I’ve found on urbandictionary.com:
mole patrol-An Australian term used usually in primary or high school.A group of unattractive, feral girls.”Cheryl’s a mole from the mole patrol.”
2. mole patrol-A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.”Don’t look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner.”
3. mole patrol-a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time. “I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.”
This makes me sad…
^
:O
wtf?? …And we were going to wear shirts with that on them! : (
^^ Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha! Are u for reals? Ah, whateves. We’ll just call ourselves the Cola Gorda Mole Patrol or sumthin… or maybe we should just make cola gorda t-shirts….
Anners, someone should have given you an Oz slang dictionary for Christmas!
Meanwhile Janers and I are laughing ourselves silly every time you refer to yourselves as the mole patrol.
Hehehehehehe. Calm down guys – I’ve never heard the term ‘mole patrol’ like that before and yes mole does mean slovenly skank (or something like that) but it’s spelt moll and is really only used by bogan teenagers.
You EVIL skanks! One of you could have educated me! hahahahhahaahha. Still lurves ya…
*Mole Patrol forevers*
I’d never heard the term mole patrol before. sheesh
Okay, u iz forgiven… Joders is NOT!
Benazir Bhutto was killed. I can’t believe it. It’s so depressing.
Janers: religion is the root of all evil. Politics is not too far behind.
Anners: when I was at school (I know, it sounds like a grandpa story – I used to walk 30 miles to school in the snow with no shoes….) a moll was a bikers woman (you know a big, hairy, tatooed Hells Angel biker type, and his moll was sometimes big, hairy and tatooed as well, but we also called unattractive girls with questionable morals, moles.
I (foolishly it seems) thought that you were aware of the meaning of the word and genuinely thought you were being funny when you used it in this context. I’m sorry.
Did u see the ephed up evil genius’ christmas message – I felt sick for laughing but I couldn’t help myself.
^ I missed Joders’ comment! It’s no biggie, Joders. We’re happy to be moel patroller…
* I think so. I’m gonna go read it again, tho… hhaha. I luv that chick.
She has had a few way creepy and pyschotic posts that have freaked me out but she’s still got wit.
U me and Daners should start a new celeb blog, make it fab, make it evil, get lots of hits, charge people to advertise, then we can charge celebs for nice posts too and we shall get rich.
Ha! I could never take money for this shit. That’s the day I close up shop, Janers.
R u re-re? y would u not want to make money for something fun?
It’ll feel like work, maybe, if money’s involved. I’ll get too mean.
congrats on your first interview, and sorry I still don’t see an ass!
”
I am enjoying reading the plethora of literature on this blog.
I like your blog.
Want to exchange links?
My blog is at: phonyassbytch.wetodded.com”
^ jajajajajjaja.
Do u have troubs email?
BTW, have I told you lately how pedophilic (is that even a word?) Orly looks in that pic?
is the grey sweater haha he looks liek a grandpa!
Ha! A geriatric pedophile!
You guys! Stop picking on my MAN. Please just stop. I like his granpa sweater. Boo.
Who cares what he’s wearing? I’d rather think about him not wearing anything. And so would Anners I’m sure.
And no cracks (oh shit) about his lack of an arse.
BTW, for some reason, THIS popped into my head this morning when I say your name ova on my blog….
Anners, Anners, Anners, Anners, Anners Nicole! I’m very sory about that. I truly am, but I felt I needed to share
saw, not say
* Daners you are sick, okay? Sick.
* Hahhahahahaa, Joders!
Anners Anners Anners Anners Anners Nicole!
You know what? When I googled “Paul Banks” a mintute ago, your blog showed up on page 2. That’s crazy!!! I wonder how many people read your blog every day? Wowzers, Anners.
Sara, that google thing freaks me the hell out, to tell you the truth. I keep trying to avert it… that’s why I’m trying to cool it with the cola gorda coverage.
* You think Cola Gorda would send me an ephing card or something! All this free publicity…
It would be cute if Cola Gorda were to send you a card! I wish he would, already.
Or Holena could send it… and sign his name.
Ha!
Anners of course Holena could send you a card but Abbey Drucker would definitely not laugh about that jeje
^ jajajjajajaja
Anners what happened to “what slags is saying?”
Oh, I changed it to something boring… should I change it back? I will if that’s what you want.
Nah, it should be what you want – it’s your blog. I just thought it was cute is all.
Yay, the typHo badge is back!
what slags is saying was fun
but you have the last decision 
what is what’s slag is saying???? i don’t understand.
I sent u an email – nothing exciting.
* Thank you, Janers… got the email. Luv ya.
* I missed all these comments ^^^ !! Okay, I’ll change it back… hee hee.
Ugg: it’s the “recent comments” box. It used to say: “What Slags is Saying.” Hee Hee Hee.
Yay – slags iz back! It’s much more fun being a slag sayin’ something than a recent commentator.
I see your point. jajaja
Um, what happened to da eldery pedophile pic?!
I gots sick of you debasing baby, OK?! Not that his beeyooteefull picture was elderly or pedophilic.
SKANK!!
*
!!knaks
“And nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
You know that line popped into my head when I saw the word baby.
HahahahH! skank backwards!
Yeah, I was reaching for someone to finally say that… baby… haha
!uoy sevol
!oot uoy sevoL
!AH
!AHAHAHAHAHHAH
I Hadnt noticed the “sticker”/bann? of “I´m a cola gordian” but is just hillarious! haha, I want one of those!
Zu, just copy and paste it.
Anners!!! Have you seen the pictures of John Mayer in the Borat suit? ahahahaaaa!!!
They’re here:
http://thatsblogtastic.typepad.com/thats_blogtastic/2008/02/pardon-my-langu.html
Anners, you’re about to reach 400,000 hits, you hot slag!
* Sara: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajaja!
That is ephing HIlarious!
* Kelly!
you kill me with that pic for this post…
check it out
http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/09/christensen-and-hartnett-back-on/
Anners, I know this may be a slam dunk, but can we have a shag or gag for Shemar Moore? Just asking.
* Hi Stellz! Jajaja. Can she leave Banksy alone, now plz?
* Kelly, yes! And thanx, I am always runnin out of idears for shag/gags… SM is a hot potato.
sorry anners, i had a bit too much fun wif da picture linkage. please feel free to delete if it’s too much.
Kelly, I don’t mind at all.
I think Carlos is bringin’ sessy back, Anners. Check him out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUTPabv6kNg Apparently, this was filmed last week.
Yay!
Thank u, Sara! Jajjajaa. What is that shock of white hair?!
I don’t know…but I like it!
He looks so much cuter now, too. For shizzle.
Anners, choose George Clooney for a shag/gag!! I would like to run away with him.
I love this place.
Fun, fun stuff.
Keep up the good work.
Good idea, Kick! I mean I don’t fancy him, but I never have ideas for shags anymore.
* Hi Shania Twain. Wow Judy Garland and Shania Twain stopped by today. That is cool beans! I hope your not spam, Shania! … if you’re spam, okay. If you’re serious: Thank you sincerely for dropping a line.
Why are u going to Gwen Stefani messboards?
I’m not going to gwen Stefani messboards. Why the eph would I do that? I got an incoming link from a wonderful girl who said I was being “so mean” to Gwennie! Yeah, everytime someone links this blog I get a cute little report. So I just hopped over and left her a note.
Tis all.
what a crackpot.
Anners, it’s weird but…every time I find something “new” about Interpol, I feel compelled to share it w/ you and the rest of the peeps on your blog! I think it’s because I only have one friend who likes Interpol…and her love for them doesn’t come close to my love (ok, obsession ??) for them…so, I can’t share everything w/ her or she’ll think I’m crazy. hahaa!
Anyway, check out this photo of Paul!!! IT’s SO CUTE.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/92678734@N00/74983069/
Thanx, Sara! Aw… High School Paulie! You know, I’ve seen that pic.. and some others… jajajjajaja. He looks so re-re.
Hi Anna
how have you been? I hope you are less stressed now…
You know? I’ve been thinking if you can talk about the (again) new look of Carlos D: Yes, this Lilly Monster look… i think it is better than the cowboy one but I still miss Goth Carlos…
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9689/2284465785dc86330513bt8.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8476/sorridexg8sa4.jpg
He is smiling!! God exists!
oooo yes… he looks like lilly monster…
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6104/lily4zz.png
http://bp1.blogger.com/_tYE6Nss43Mc/Raq7dubrqII/AAAAAAAAACw/iTPrblID2_g/s320/LILLYMUNSTER.jpg
Oh God… In fact, he IS lilly monster…
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/Tsukai_Banks/carlosmunster.jpg
^ Yikes!!!!!!!!
* Carlos looks all happy now, I dig it!
* Oh, and thank you for asking about me! I am much less stressed these days… sorta.
How are you?!
* I’ll scour the messboards for Carrlos stuff… I like Carlos.
Have a good one!
Ok… i have little time free at work and i’m doing stupid things… like this one
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/Tsukai_Banks/carlostodd.jpg
^ You did that?! hahaahhaha! Awesome… he should be an actor.
Yeah… I made both… I think i have too much free time hahahaha
I sent you email, hobag!!
I needs yo opinion
News! Hazey jane met Paul at Rio! We still don’t know why Cris didn’t maket it but… this is a really cute pic
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a234/hazey_jane26/P1010004.jpg
and CArlos looks shaggable in this one
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a234/hazey_jane26/P1010007.jpg
Congratulations to Hazey jane
Hey Anners! I hope you’re doing well.
Farmer Dave seems so mysterious, huh? Did you know that he was once in a band called Beachwood Sparks? Check him out in this video–he’s too cute!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XIZo3UJAYgk&feature=related
He’s on the far left w/ the shaggy hair, by the way. His name is Dave Scher or something…
I posted the wrong link! This one’s better: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6iu_V9WWzg&feature=related
Well done Hazey Jane!!
* Master Tsukai I missed your comment! And those pics! Awesome — Hooray for Hazey Jane!
* Hi Sara! You’re so cute to ask me that. I’m well — hope the same for you.
Farmer Dave is semi-cute. Thanks for da clip!
* Kellers: bonjour (even tho you twas not talking to me)!
I’m a nerd, Anners!
Farmer D. is a REAL friend of a friend of mine(OK. sorta’ friend. I met the guy over the summer & we’ve emailed a few times since then. ha!). Anyway, I noticed Farmer D.’s profile on this friend-of-a-friend’s myspace page so I emailed him. Farmer D. emailed me back! I got an email from someone who KNOWS Cola Gorda for reals!!! Wowzers. My life’s so exciting. haha…
By the way, I became intrigued by Farmer D. when I noticed his profile on the friend-of-a-friend’s page. That’s what prompted the message(s) about his band, Beechwood Sparks. I hadn’t considered emailing him until after I left those links for you…
I am a nerd…hear me roar!
hahahaha! Sara, that’s cool beans! What’d he say?
He said, “It’s ME! Gracious & Saludos.” or something like that. Nothing profound.
I had emailed him saying something like, “umm…I know this is random…but you look like the dude who has been touring w/ Interpol. Are you THAT Farmer Dave? If so, you guys sounded fantastic when I saw you play in September.”
Yeah, he & I are BFF’s now. Right. ha!
PS: Watch Letterman on Wednesday night if you can! The dude that I met over the summer is in a band & they’re playing that night. woo-hoo for them!
And, by the way, my story’s way confusing, I know. Sorry!
Not conphusing! I get it. Where’d you meet this dude? Anyhow, I plugged the Letterman thing in the Cola Gorda post.
That was a funny email (both yours and FD’s). By the way this is going to sound odd, but when you mentioned coming across his profile I thought you meant like his face-profile. I was seriously like “what?” Ha! Who’s the nerd, now?
Not confusing? good.
The dude’s band played during a local music “festival” that’s held every year near my town. I ran into him & another guy in the band (there are only 3, by the way) at a bar and we chatted for a bit.
You plugged the Letterman thing? Awesome. Yay! So you know that the name of the band is Langhorne Slim (and the War Eagles)? Neat-o. Langhorne is actually the guitarist/singer…and the guy I’ve been referencing is the drummer, Malachi. The upright bass player’s name is Paul. Just so you know.
They’re fantastic & they’ve been touring their arses off for ever & ever! I think it’s so great that they’re getting a shot to play on Letterman.
hahahaa…so you thought I actually ran into FD? ha! That would be great.
Langhorne is a real name? hee! Oh, Malachi the drummer, okay, me go fix.
Ummm…no. My sister asked me the same thing. ha! It’s not. I think his real name is Sean but “Langhorne” is his stage name.
Can I be a guest contributor to your blog? I have an idea for two posts! Only two, though. I don’t think I could handle having to come up with others. I want to interview you and Janers & create a post for each interview.
Can I do it, please???
Sara! U can be a guest contributor but EEk!!! I think I’m too shy for the interview!
awww…come on, Anners! I won’t ask anything too personal, I promise. And (of course) you’d be able to proof-read and approve the interview before it’s posted!
Um, okeys. Emailz me. I’ll be back Friday… oh, and I recorded Letterman… will watch Langhorne soon as!
Ha! I just saw them on Letterman. Half of it got cut off though on the DVR — Grrr. Thumbs up for Malachi and the boyz.
Aww…they did well, huh? I’m glad you caught it.
I will email you about the interview. I have classes & homework & all of that jazz today & tomorrow so it’ll probably be Saturday…
Okeys!
Kate Moss seems nutz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoXi0sUMBvE
It’s one thing to ram the paparazzi but not when ur kid is on the trolly.
^ Dang that was intense. I can’t believe I just sat through that, by the way. Yep, my life is re-re.
I like her 99% more right now for some reason. She seems like cool beans.
** Oh Janers! I forgot to tell you that Sara would like to interview you. She’s sweet, you should do it.
interview? about what?
I’ll email ya like tomorrows…
While digging into the cougar´s mess I found this pics of the saint patronness of this place that made me giggle, not because there´s something wrong there but because all the media gossip world was excited about the lesbian connotations.. men.. *rolls eyes*…
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/LT.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/LT__1_-1.jpg
guess with whom she was also laughing!!
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/LT__2_.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/LT__3_.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/mr_fp_129044_0.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/ichelzu/mr_fp_129039_preview_0.jpg
If it’s OK with you, I’ll continue my interview this weekend.
I’ve been swamped…
* Hi Zu! I remember those pics. Eww! Cougar wuz there.
* Hi Sara! That will be cool beans. I know how it is being swamped and all. Been swamped meself latelies.
Hahahahahah We need to start a Free Petey website. And write letters.
Nah, I’m content to let him rot in jail and just feel sorry for him. It’s better that way I think.