<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Kate &#124; Blogsworth</title>
	<atom:link href="http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com</link>
	<description>Why Won&#039;t Whorelando Bloom Phreak Me?! * Jealous Haterz Of The World Unite</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:47:49 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<cloud domain='kateblogsworth.wordpress.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/921f1f8723fcab780aa229674b3cc790?s=96&#038;d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>Kate &#124; Blogsworth</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/osd.xml" title="Kate | Blogsworth" />
		<item>
		<title>Bozzers Is XXVII Years Old Today</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2010/01/02/bozzers-is-xxvii-years-old-today/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2010/01/02/bozzers-is-xxvii-years-old-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kate Bosworth]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9903</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to Kate Bozzers!    Bozzwhore is vicensimus septimus  years old today.   Wow.   Bozzers has transformed into a grown-ass woman  practically overnight; that is all sorts of cray-cray.  Some  may find it odd (or psychotic) that I have named a blog after the ex-girlfriend of my ex-boyfriend WhOrelando Bloom.   Yeah, odd.   
Behold the power of Bozzers and her enchanting eyebawlz.
   [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9903&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2010/01/02/bozzers-is-xxvii-years-old-today/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kate-bosworth-birthday.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">57594798</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Tragic News That Actually Isn&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/tragic-news-that-actually-isnt/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/tragic-news-that-actually-isnt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fare Thee Well]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9900</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Well, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have spliteth upeth.  Susan&#8217;s rep actually says that the two of them broke their love chain over the summer.  
 All that needs be said at this time is that Tim Robbins is way hot.
Source
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9900&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/tragic-news-that-actually-isnt/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/76th_annual_academy_awards_parties_photos/_group_photos/susan_sarandon23.jpg" medium="image" />
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Things That Only Make Sense:  John Frusciante Has Left The Chili Peppers</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/things-that-only-make-sense-john-frusciante-has-left-the-chili-peppers/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/things-that-only-make-sense-john-frusciante-has-left-the-chili-peppers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[John Frusciante]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was going to make a smart-arsed comment about having a look at this photo  if you had to ask yourself why John Frusciante would do such a thing.   Putting John Frusciante in some  re-re football helmet for some re-re album art is tantamount to some bytch-phaces asking Leonardo Da Vinci  to use glitter and gel pens to dress up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9890&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/things-that-only-make-sense-john-frusciante-has-left-the-chili-peppers/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/red-hot-chili-peppers-red-hot-chili-peppers-1231199.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">red-hot-chili-peppers-red-hot-chili-peppers-1231199</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Invasive Pics of Bozzers Getting Her Joints Oiled&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/invasion-pics-of-bozzers-getting-her-joints-oiled/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/invasion-pics-of-bozzers-getting-her-joints-oiled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kate Bosworth]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All of the rumors surrounding Kate Bozzers&#8217; love-life as of late must have been stressing out both her brain and her tiny muscles judging from the crap going on in these photographs.  
Kate has been linked to Chris Coldplay and Alexander Sarsgaaaaaaard;  phuckery squared.    Is there some reason why she thinks that it&#8217;s okay to up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9879&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/invasion-pics-of-bozzers-getting-her-joints-oiled/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_002.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_002</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_007.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_007</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_0011.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_001</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Brittany Murphy</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/brittany-murphy/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/brittany-murphy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brittany Murphy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9875</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9875&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/21/brittany-murphy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ugh, Finals Week&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/ugh-finals-week/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/ugh-finals-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Help!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9871</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick rant:    I phucking hate finals!   Why the hell is it okay that I have a 20+ page paper due on the same day I&#8217;ve got a three hour final in another class?  I only have 1 brain, you scholastic dipshitters!
Okay, laters.
       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9871&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/ugh-finals-week/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s Kyle Phreaking Pascoe!!!!</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/09/its-kyle-phreaking-pascoe/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/09/its-kyle-phreaking-pascoe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Footballers Wives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Lucy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9865</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kyle Pascoe lives!!!    If you&#8217;re like me, you know that Kyle Pascoe was the hottest piece of shiz  ever to grace Footballers Wives, one of the greatest series the televison set has ever witnessed.   He lasted three gloriously brief seasons, but he at least bowed out with grace &#8212; bytch went insane and he was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9865&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/09/its-kyle-phreaking-pascoe/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-0-0784192e000005dc-216_468x535.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Gary Lucy</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-0-07841c98000005dc-791_468x650.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">article-0-07841C98000005DC-791_468x650</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-0-07841565000005dc-536_468x589.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">article-0-07841565000005DC-536_468x589</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Postmodern Guide to Miranda Kerr&#8217;s Most Illustrious Modeling &#8216;Kuhrear&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/the-postmodern-guide-to-miranda-kerrs-most-illustrious-modeling-kuhrear/</link>
		<comments>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/the-postmodern-guide-to-miranda-kerrs-most-illustrious-modeling-kuhrear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anners Scribonia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miranda Kerr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Objectified Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orlando Bloom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orlando Bloom Phiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Avarice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dingo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Failure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grammar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grazia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hunger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I should go to bed now]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lying Liars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marcus Aurelius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michel Foucault]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poo Stains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Postmodernism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vitamins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whore Conventions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/?p=9838</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah, the discourse produced by the famed and fabled existence of Miranda Kerr:   A whole new vocabulary has been circulated into the world.  
Let&#8217;s take a brief survey of the semantics regarding this elegant seductress, starting with the &#8220;D&#8221; family:  Ding(h)o, Dingwhore.  
The former is used as a general descriptive and summation of her ferocious instincts.   She is also from Australia, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kateblogsworth.wordpress.com&blog=1060419&post=9838&subd=kateblogsworth&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://kateblogsworth.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/the-postmodern-guide-to-miranda-kerrs-most-illustrious-modeling-kuhrear/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/2ba239e92ec7d7cecaae1dfa9d939ea5?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=PG" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Anners Scribonia</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/j90hdl9j74_miranda_on_alexa_chung_23.jpg?w=465" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">J90HDL9J74_miranda_on_alexa_chung_23</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/002.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">002</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/randapanda32.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">randapanda32</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/main_698.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">main_698</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mirandakerrphotoshootmuseumcontemporarytk5sy80-kdhl.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Miranda+Kerr+Photo+Shoot+Museum+Contemporary+tK5Sy80-kdHl</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_004.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_004</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_001.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_001</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/miranda-kerr-is-a-moron.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">miranda kerr is a moron</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/v294201.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">V294201</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/v294114.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">V294114</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/v294186.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">V294186</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/v294558.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">V294558</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/randapanda24.jpg?w=468" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Miranda Kerr dresses like a 40 yr old from the 90s.</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_009.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_009</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_b005.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_b005</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://kateblogsworth.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/normal_c003.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">normal_c003</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>