Damn, this picture came out real big! Anyways, Mischa Barton doesn’t want to date anymore immature boy-folk and will go so far as to remain single until some mature men-folk come around. Says Mischa: “I’d like someone who makes me laugh. I like an intellectual guy, because I love to read. If they like movies, books and music, we’re pretty alright. . . And I’d like someone who’s mature; God, I can’t take another immature person!”
Mischa forgot to add that the new intellectuals she would like to start dating MUST love girls who wear KEDS and are mature enough to mix BOOZE and PILLS at Memorial Day parties. And that they must also have a soft spot for bactresses!
P.S. A “bactress” is a an actress who acts badly.