Caligula

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Gladiator sandals are all the rage in H-wood.  As with all sordid trends ushered in by Hollywood, expect to see these puppies at Target and Wal-Mart pretty soon — in infant sizes.

P.S. The Romans would have called these “boots” though, and not sandals.  Caligula  just means “little boots”.  That crazy bitch was so-named because he used to follow his military daddy around dressed up like a wittle soldier.   Whatevs.

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