Gladiator sandals are all the rage in H-wood. As with all sordid trends ushered in by Hollywood, expect to see these puppies at Target and Wal-Mart pretty soon — in infant sizes.
P.S. The Romans would have called these “boots” though, and not sandals. Caligula just means “little boots”. That crazy bitch was so-named because he used to follow his military daddy around dressed up like a wittle soldier. Whatevs.