Enter the Dragon, or something

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Kate Middleton is a lucky girl.   Why?   Um, I don’t know!  That just seemed like a nice way to begin a post.   She’s tall, though!  Why did I just say that?   Anyways, she  might be making her dent in history in a whole other way besides dating Royal Blood!

Apparently, she’s been doing some hard-core training so that she can compete along with some other slags  to form the first all-women crew to row across the English Channel in a Chinese Dragon Boat.

An old slag she went to school with says that:  “Kate’s perfect material for our team.  She’s stunning and very feminine but is incredibly sporty.  She’s the kind of girl who can take part in a triathlon, get covered in mud and an hour later emerge in a ball dress looking flawless.”

By the way, what does Kate’s being ‘stunning’ and ‘feminine’ have to do with her being a good asset to a mother-F-ing rowing team?!  ‘

Oh, and here’s a pic of a Dragon Boat, lovers!

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Sorcery

Author: Anners Scribonia

Bitters.

5 thoughts on “Enter the Dragon, or something”

  1. You gotz a real good point Anners. R only good looking ‘feminine’ women allowed to take part in exciting activities these days?

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  2. She went to bed early. She wuzz tired. Did you know she was a cop? Cool beans, huh?

    She’s prob gonna arrest me or something.

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