You have my express permission to hit Daners on da back of da head with those drumsticks for all the nasty things she said about you. Feel free to beat the tar out of Janers, too, because she did that post that insinuated that you looked like SaMANtha Ronson. The NERVE of those slags, Paul!
By the way, the Banksaholics are in an uproar over your Mucha inspired tattoo.
* Did I really just compose this post?