Seriously, I think someone in Keira Knightley’s camp is embedded with the Associated Press or something because every time she coughs, vomits, or stubs her big toe — there it is, ready and waiting for the world to digest.
The latest: Keira doesn’t know when menfolk are coming on to her. So sayeth Keira: “Dating is always a difficult thing. And to tell you the truth, I’m so dim that I don’t notice when a guy is coming on to me anyway. Subtlety absolutely doesn’t work with me – you have to be extremely blunt.”
Extremely blunt and extremely ugly! Have you seen the Rup lately? He looks like a nasty old rag! (Sorry, I quote Pete Doherty because he is the greatest scholar of our time).
By the way, I believe the ‘dim’ part. Damn, she grates! She also needs to shut her pie-hole already, because everything that comes out of it these days is rubbish. Also, at the risk of being gross, there is actually at least one way she really ought to know when a guy is “coming” onto her. Or maybe she’s dimmer than she thinks she is.