Last week a few us decided that Pauly’s arse is the direct result of Ashtanga Yoga. Ha Ha Ha. Yes, we need serious ephing help, but that’s our problem. Anyways, I was thinking the messboard stuff was getting too long, so I just thought I’d share with you some of the random ass statements slags wuzz making because a few new photos appeared on the boards this weekend. A few words — Banksy needs to just disclose his damn height already, because slags is seriously staying awake all hours of every night trying to figure out how phucking tall he is!
* He once walked past my husband, who’s 5′-10″ and looked about the same height.
* Strange how subjective size is. Reminds me of seeing the Mona Lisa and thinking it was ironically bigger not smaller, as is the constant complaint, than what I had expected. Now, for some reason, I’m thinking Paul is smaller in real life. It can only mean one thing – Mr. Banks and I need to spend some quality time together. All those in agreement say “ay” …
* I was very lucky and grateful to have met Paul and standing next to me I was surprised he was as tall as he was. I’m 5’6″. He’s definitely 5’10” but man does he have the longest arms… I put my arm around him and he put his arm around my waist… oh sorry, off topic. Anyways, yeah he’s taller than I thought.
* He did seem like 5’9″ or so… But it doesn’t matter, we love him anyways!
* Is that really Paul? I’m sorry, but I don’t know his backside that well.
* What kind of fan are you!
* Oh! I can recognize his back, his shoulders, but not his arse.
* dear god. . . !! who did take this photo????? and yes that backside is from Paul (or a body clone of him!). See the draw of his legs and hip? and the derrière? he always had that kind of “traseiro” (arse) , especially hip , even if with more or less weight that hip is always there showing us clearly your strategic bones !
* A lot of times he is wearing large trousers, but he show angles which let us no doubts!
look those pockets and belt! i think he put a sweater up his shirt.
* There’s another cola gorda pic! Ha Ha. Lala says that means “big ass” in espagnol! Jijiji.
** Thanks D.Solrac and Morgan for the heads up!
^ Old Banksy, just for kicks.