Another Nonsensical Banksy Post

I was on the messboards for a little bit, and I found this thread about Interpol’s latest album, Our Love To Admire, where you list from best to worst, all the songs on the album.   All Fired Up was pretty low on these lists, and I find that all sorts of troubling!  I like that song something fierce!  So anyway, here’s my list!  By the way, this list changes every so often, so don’t poke fun.

1. Mammoth — This song is just about perfect.  Something about it is perfect.   Plus he sings “Enough with this phucking incense.” I hate incense!
2. The Scale — Very good song to dance dirty to.   It’s kinda hot how he says ‘pick a rose’, though…
3. Pioneer To The Falls — Gorgeous atmosphere.  Banksy is sessy and scary and the music is just stellar.
4. The Heinrich Maneuver — I didn’t like it the first couple times I listened to it.   But I think it’s a great song and I will stand by that till the day I die.
5. All Fired Up — I sort of want this to be higher on my list.  Go ahead and switch it with “The Scale” if you want.  Even if you don’t want to, switch it.   This song is the business.  And for all of you on the messboard who put it dead last on your lists, you need your heads examined.  Just kidding.  No I’m not!  In any event:  I’ll take you all on, bytches.   :)
6. Rest My Chemistry  — The perfect song for a stripper!  Doesn’t this song sound like something a slag would strip to?  I would like it a whole lot more if I didn’t get  such dirrty vibes from it…  but it’s hot when he sings “far away….”  Good groove, too!
7. Pace Is The Trick — I used to like this a lot.  Why don’t I like it so much anymore?  More than likely something’s wrong with me and not with the song.
8. Wrecking Ball  —  Um, I’m just ambivalent about this one.
9. The Lighthouse  —  This shit scares me!   It sounds like a wet ghost is singing it.  A  wet ghost with a broken heart, wearing a cardigan sweater.
10. No I In Threesome — Don’t kill me for hating this song.  I liked it the first two times I heard it.   But damn, it drones!  I hate it.  I hate.  I hate it.  “Baaaaaaaabe, it’s time, we gave something new a try……………………”  Shut the HELL up, Banksy!   I didn’t mean that.   I admire you, Banksy and Interpol.  Just kill that song for reals.  I especially hate the climax when he goes:  “Theeere’s nooooo ‘I’… in threeeeeee-some!”‘  The music’s cute, though!
11. Who Do You Think  — I don’t ‘think’, nor do I listen!

* Morgan thank you for the pics.  Also, thanks to Girlsix and Mistress_F for posting the pics on the messboard in da first place… and Stella, thanks for the heads up about the bloody horrible pics of Carlos thread!  Here’s my favorite from that bunch:

^ hahahahaha.  High school picture.