^ Old pic. But he needs to start looking like dis again.
I went to the Orlando Bloom messboard to filch a pic and I was there for like 15 minutes! That’s all sorts of sick! But it was super duper fun. First off, I just need to say that Whorelando Bloom is a really hot bytch. He is. Look how cute he is! For all his faults (and they are way numerous), he seems like a nice, affable guy. I mean, who cares if he’s a slut? Sluts are people, too!
Second off, I would like to apologize to Orlando for calling him a ‘deadbeat perv’ this Fall. That was out of line and unnecessary.
I’m posting some of the pics I found. All hot, by the way. Damn it. Oh, and a while ago I did this list about Banksy and Whorelando and which one should I drop. I’m still not sure! I may have to do another list like tomorrow or something when I have more time.
I sound like a freak. I’m sorry.