Orlando Bloom looks abused and stuff in this picture. Here he is in Hong Kong. I don’t know why the eff he’s there and not in my ephing bed doing what he does best (snoring), but whatevs! By the way, he just painted his house in the Hollywood Hills black. Ha!
Apparently the uppity bytches in the neighborhood are freaking out over this. That includes Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. They have white houses. White houses, white teethers, white skins. So blah blah bloody boring. At least my slutty boyfriend knows how to shake things up.