In a perfect world, I’d be telling him this in person. The world is definitely not perfect. Peoples, my hot shit boyfriend, WhOrelando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom, turned 31 beautiful years old today. Send him cheers and well-wishes! Send in a donation to Unicef, too, while you’re in the spirit of sending things.
Any suggestions on what I should send Whorelando for his birthday? I was going to send him lessons at the Actor’s Studio but that was too ephing expensive.