Just thought I’d put a post up so that you won’t have to keep witnessing my perverse love for Orlando Bloom everytime you come here. Damn! That does sound presumptuous, doesn’t it? As if you return to this site. Hahahaha! I am really reluctant to do these: “Sorry, posting will be sparse posts” because it sounds like I have millions of people waiting with bated breath for me to post something. That’s not how it is.
I do get way more blog hits than I am actually comfortable with because there’s a group of about 15 or 20 of you hot slags who regularly leave me brilliant comments (thank you by the way, makes me feel like I’m not talking to myself ) and that leaves about hundreds of readers who drop in and never so much as say a word. That’s cool, too, I guess. Live long and prosper, all ye lurkers. But just know that I am curious about you! Can you all maybe de-lurk for a split second and say something? It’d make me ephing gloriously happy! You don’t ever have to say anything again, okay? :)
Anyway, yeah. So I can’t post today! I’m still feeling groggy and sick. It’s gross and energy zapping. So I will try tomorrow or the day after that. Also, when I get back on (tomorrow or the day after), posting will probably be less frequent for the next few weeks. There is a reason for this and I won’t bore you with it, but I will say that when I started this blog last April, I had tons of freetime, and that just isn’t the case anymore. Boo hoo.
** Cola Gorda: It’s not over, ladies. I have not dumped Cola Gorda. I miss y’all! Is that weird? D. Solrac, you have such little faith in a delusional slag! I saw your comment! Hee Hee.
Peace, everybody. Peace and Well-Wishes.